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Fat Boab of dailyreckless.com fame, Mon 22 Apr 2002, 18:15, archived)

DaWolfey!!!

you about, deary?

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pickledpizza Older, nicer, fluffier., Mon 22 Apr 2002, 18:03, archived)

Ello Jo !

Gotta go :(

Kissy

(Mutt, Mon 22 Apr 2002, 17:53, archived)

'di0s

seEms 2 b2 'f u n0w :)
. . .
c u l8a *kisS's*

(Mutt, Mon 22 Apr 2002, 18:03, archived)

i thought you were just saying goodbye to

Jo.....sorry

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pickledpizza Older, nicer, fluffier., Mon 22 Apr 2002, 18:05, archived)

my new found haven

just a big thankyou! i have only just wondered upon ur site, and finally i have found a group of individuals that are as sick and puerile as me! thanks guys! xxxxxx

(Kamikaze cabbage, Mon 22 Apr 2002, 17:50, archived)

pleased to meet you

I now have a really fantastic image in my mind of what a Kamikaze Cabbage might look like! :)

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pickledpizza Older, nicer, fluffier., Mon 22 Apr 2002, 18:01, archived)

something like a

kamikaze watermelon?

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rockyrobin, Mon 22 Apr 2002, 18:03, archived)

similar, only with

bigger aeroplanes

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pickledpizza Older, nicer, fluffier., Mon 22 Apr 2002, 18:06, archived)

well,

obviously.

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rockyrobin, Mon 22 Apr 2002, 18:11, archived)

right then, im off for a while

im gonna go and kick some peoples arses (at tac-ops). i hope to see you all later so we can talk some more mindless banter about townies and being lazy.

(BazTard, Mon 22 Apr 2002, 17:48, archived)

My school

Ooh! I have a photoshop layer called "minge cocksnot". woo!

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SpunkyBackpack, Mon 22 Apr 2002, 17:47, archived)

Oh, and :

My life's work... Clicky clicky.

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SpunkyBackpack, Mon 22 Apr 2002, 17:53, archived)

ooh!

can you add "Cocks, Perranporth, Cornwall,UK"

(Message from WifeofPizza)

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pickledpizza Older, nicer, fluffier., Mon 22 Apr 2002, 17:59, archived)

will do mr pizza

when i return from my drunken antics this evening.

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SpunkyBackpack, Mon 22 Apr 2002, 18:02, archived)

woo for

drunken antics!!

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pickledpizza Older, nicer, fluffier., Mon 22 Apr 2002, 18:07, archived)

dunno if this helps but in hong kong

there is a Wan King Path

(hey pickledpizza, i stuck some pics onto 'why mike is special', they're a bit crappy and don't relate to anything though. i won't repost the link for fear of looking like a self-promoting bastard.

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mikeisbrill, Mon 22 Apr 2002, 18:02, archived)

lovely

is that a beard?

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pickledpizza Older, nicer, fluffier., Mon 22 Apr 2002, 18:11, archived)

nope

i keep trying to grow one but my chin just looks like a hairy penis.

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mikeisbrill, Mon 22 Apr 2002, 18:17, archived)

That poor dog

he'll never understand...
WHAT THE FUCK!??!

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helmetcream, Mon 22 Apr 2002, 17:44, archived)

going for a kebab

bye bye

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rnuk http://flickr.com/rnuk, Mon 22 Apr 2002, 17:38, archived)

The dress was completely ruined...

...even though she spent her whole wedding night scrubbit it.

(terMOnator, Mon 22 Apr 2002, 17:30, archived)

scrubbing

because there is no such word as scrubbit.

(terMOnator, Mon 22 Apr 2002, 17:33, archived)

shucky dang darn.

I hoping it was one of those british colloquialisms. sure like that pimple-popping action though! wugh! yeigh!

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zog why change it now?, Mon 22 Apr 2002, 17:36, archived)

we should all arrange to meet somewhere and have a lazy bastard/bitch competition

we could all sit down in a big comfy chair, and the last one to move is declared the laziest.

(BazTard, Mon 22 Apr 2002, 17:26, archived)

i would kick your arse at that

well, in theory, in practice, i wouldnt be arsed. obviously.

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rnuk http://flickr.com/rnuk, Mon 22 Apr 2002, 17:26, archived)

as long as it's at pizza mansions

I'd win. I'd last longer than the chair.

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pickledpizza Older, nicer, fluffier., Mon 22 Apr 2002, 17:28, archived)

nu-ah

i can sit in a chair longer than anyone

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rnuk http://flickr.com/rnuk, Mon 22 Apr 2002, 17:29, archived)

i would've been winning

but i have just done a big poo

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mikeisbrill, Mon 22 Apr 2002, 17:30, archived)

bet u

can't

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pickledpizza Older, nicer, fluffier., Mon 22 Apr 2002, 17:32, archived)

bet i can

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rnuk http://flickr.com/rnuk, Mon 22 Apr 2002, 17:33, archived)

fu.......

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pickledpizza Older, nicer, fluffier., Mon 22 Apr 2002, 18:14, archived)

I can sleep for 24 hours straight

with only one 3 minute pee-break. does that count for anything?

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zog why change it now?, Mon 22 Apr 2002, 17:38, archived)

it'd have to be at a neutral place

where no-one has the advantage, and we could have people dangle beer and snacks in front of our faces for an extra element of challenge.

(BazTard, Mon 22 Apr 2002, 17:30, archived)

just seems relevant

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rnuk http://flickr.com/rnuk, Mon 22 Apr 2002, 17:32, archived)

hmm I think Lord Couch would have a thing to say about that

if he could be arsed (work in progress).

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PeterSeychelles, Mon 22 Apr 2002, 17:32, archived)

brian may?

wotvfuk?

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rnuk http://flickr.com/rnuk, Mon 22 Apr 2002, 17:33, archived)

playing on the Weakest Link pub quiz machine today

the question: what word is usually associated with the thunderbirds?
the answers a)GO b)FAB c)ARSE

brilliant

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rnuk http://flickr.com/rnuk, Mon 22 Apr 2002, 17:20, archived)

i sincerely hope that you pressed

the button for ARSE

(BazTard, Mon 22 Apr 2002, 17:22, archived)

now there's a phrase

I didn't think I'd hear today

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bazman, Mon 22 Apr 2002, 17:23, archived)

what are you on about?

i could have won four spot if i pressed fab!

fool.

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rnuk http://flickr.com/rnuk, Mon 22 Apr 2002, 17:24, archived)

four "spot"?

is that some southern term for pounds?

(BazTard, Mon 22 Apr 2002, 17:28, archived)

yeah sorry

i have got it off my mate, he keeps calling quids spots.

the funniest one i heard was when i was working and some townies came in to buy a buffy boxset and it would have cost them "thirty boys". ahem.

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rnuk http://flickr.com/rnuk, Mon 22 Apr 2002, 17:30, archived)

i wonder if

thats what got gary glitter caught? he would have spent a lot of money on that particular occasion though!

(BazTard, Mon 22 Apr 2002, 17:31, archived)

hug hug hug

clever

(that was meant to be popeye in ascii)

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rnuk http://flickr.com/rnuk, Mon 22 Apr 2002, 17:35, archived)

townies are the best

some of the funniest things ive ever heard have come from the mouths of the strangely-dressed enemy of human decency. they are funny without realising it.

(BazTard, Mon 22 Apr 2002, 17:41, archived)

I got home from work early today.

Then I realised why I normally don't try and do that.

Fat bint

You've Been Framed.

(Glis, Mon 22 Apr 2002, 17:10, archived)

nicely done

however she deserves much worse than that for mocking the general public over the past few years. i'd recommend something involving a blender or a circular saw, i'd do it myself, but im the laziest bastard in the world ever, and more than willing to defend my title

(BazTard, Mon 22 Apr 2002, 17:16, archived)

I bet you're not

I am an I can pro...aah fukit. can't be arsed to finish the post.

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pickledpizza Older, nicer, fluffier., Mon 22 Apr 2002, 17:18, archived)

o
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(BazTard, Mon 22 Apr 2002, 17:19, archived)

yeah well

get this for laz...

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rnuk http://flickr.com/rnuk, Mon 22 Apr 2002, 17:22, archived)

nah

st....

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pickledpizza Older, nicer, fluffier., Mon 22 Apr 2002, 17:26, archived)

:¬

(BazTard, Mon 22 Apr 2002, 17:32, archived)

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helmetcream, Mon 22 Apr 2002, 17:51, archived)

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bazman, Mon 22 Apr 2002, 16:57, archived)

not as bad as

"used", though

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Dr Phil Kitten, Mon 22 Apr 2002, 16:59, archived)

I'm such a big kid!

I giggled for ages at 'moist',just as I calmed down, I read 'used' and giggled even more. woo!

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pickledpizza Older, nicer, fluffier., Mon 22 Apr 2002, 17:07, archived)

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bazman, Mon 22 Apr 2002, 17:18, archived)

No humor like

catchphrase humor...

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giblethead2000, Mon 22 Apr 2002, 17:54, archived)

is that

what the girl in the front is saying

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bazman, Mon 22 Apr 2002, 17:07, archived)

surely this

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weebl Mashed farts, Mon 22 Apr 2002, 17:12, archived)

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bazman, Mon 22 Apr 2002, 17:16, archived)

heh

heh heh

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weebl Mashed farts, Mon 22 Apr 2002, 17:19, archived)

dome cheese

is a fantastic term.

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mikeisbrill, Mon 22 Apr 2002, 17:24, archived)

i put moist in that test

rnuk http://flickr.com/rnuk, Mon 22 Apr 2002, 17:23, archived)

when boredom attacks

you get this

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breel, Mon 22 Apr 2002, 16:53, archived)

In which case

Hooray for boredom!

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Lumpbucket tekcubpmuL, Mon 22 Apr 2002, 16:54, archived)

blimey.

that's a real pic tho right?

OK, it's 6. Time for me to get on with some work.

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pep, Mon 22 Apr 2002, 16:55, archived)

"work?"

what is this "work" thing you speak about?

(BazTard, Mon 22 Apr 2002, 16:57, archived)

it's what pep does

while we're making that journey home from the office, so that she can b3ta some more when we've all transferred ourselves.

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Dr Phil Kitten, Mon 22 Apr 2002, 16:58, archived)

shame

we need to find a job which pays for us to b3ta at work. until then, have fun pep!

(BazTard, Mon 22 Apr 2002, 17:01, archived)

thanks - when this is finished

i might post it to my site, only thing is it's fooking huge.

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pep, Mon 22 Apr 2002, 17:13, archived)

Simply replace..

"get on with some work" with "go home" and then it makes sense.

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Si W, Mon 22 Apr 2002, 17:01, archived)

bigger monitor here -

faster web connection and also - I've fannied about all day. Got a deadline and it's tomorrow. Bum.

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pep, Mon 22 Apr 2002, 17:11, archived)

PEP fanny about on b3ta all day...

i find that hard to believe!

(BazTard, Mon 22 Apr 2002, 17:19, archived)

hmmm - may not be here

but I can still see you ya know...
;-)

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pep, Mon 22 Apr 2002, 17:22, archived)

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bazman, Mon 22 Apr 2002, 16:58, archived)

when marrows attack

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bazman, Mon 22 Apr 2002, 16:50, archived)

woo hi all!

my nursing skills are tops.
(If I may say so myself)
Vik is on the mend! (that weak she can hardly walk, but on the mend!wooyayhouplahuzzah!!!!)

oh, and Manic and Lumpbucket...when I have sorted my system out, you are both SO photoshopped
:)

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pickledpizza Older, nicer, fluffier., Mon 22 Apr 2002, 16:49, archived)

Woos and yays all round!

I take it you fed her chicken broth?

(Amerella, Mon 22 Apr 2002, 16:51, archived)

of course,

with crispy crunchy crouton marmots!!

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pickledpizza Older, nicer, fluffier., Mon 22 Apr 2002, 16:52, archived)

Tomato

soup would've fixed her quicker...

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Wifey, Mon 22 Apr 2002, 16:56, archived)

Can't beat those marmot croutons

though....

(Amerella, Mon 22 Apr 2002, 16:57, archived)

no no no

chicken broth is best. With soft bits of white bread in, perhaps. Very gentle foods.

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Dr Phil Kitten, Mon 22 Apr 2002, 16:57, archived)

tomato soup is satans blood in disguise

so there.

(BazTard, Mon 22 Apr 2002, 16:58, archived)

That's why

I like it.

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Wifey, Mon 22 Apr 2002, 17:05, archived)

furry muff

(BazTard, Mon 22 Apr 2002, 17:07, archived)

tell her mike

says get well soon.

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mikeisbrill, Mon 22 Apr 2002, 16:52, archived)

As does Pete.

And when she goes "Who?" say, "Lumpbucket" :)

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Lumpbucket tekcubpmuL, Mon 22 Apr 2002, 16:55, archived)

ooh don't

that's too odd.

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Dr Phil Kitten, Mon 22 Apr 2002, 16:59, archived)

thanks, Mr lumpy!

she is beaming now, she loves you all!!

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pickledpizza Older, nicer, fluffier., Mon 22 Apr 2002, 17:04, archived)

cool

:)
nice site btw, needs descriptive photos!

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pickledpizza Older, nicer, fluffier., Mon 22 Apr 2002, 16:56, archived)

from the response

my pictures got i think maybe not....

(btw, if the one just above isn't showing, thats probably a good thing)

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mikeisbrill, Mon 22 Apr 2002, 16:59, archived)

aaaaaaaarrrrrrrrrrrrrrgggggggggghhhhhhhhh

(it's showing)

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pickledpizza Older, nicer, fluffier., Mon 22 Apr 2002, 17:05, archived)

hee hee hee

i love webcams.

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mikeisbrill, Mon 22 Apr 2002, 17:08, archived)

if you dont mind me asking

what was wrong with her in the first place? over-comsumption of alcohol?

(BazTard, Mon 22 Apr 2002, 16:53, archived)

no, she has always had trouble

but we thought after an op ( and being able to drink recently, that all would be fine for evermore)

or it could be a really bad bug
or i could have failed in my murder plans of poisoning her!! (:¬o

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pickledpizza Older, nicer, fluffier., Mon 22 Apr 2002, 17:02, archived)

sorry to hear it,

i think you told me on friday, however you were probably aware that i was cuntmuffined. hope it gets sorted soon.

(BazTard, Mon 22 Apr 2002, 17:06, archived)

cheers, man

she just said 'you rock!'

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pickledpizza Older, nicer, fluffier., Mon 22 Apr 2002, 17:09, archived)

fanka very much mrs pizza

you should get paid for your messenging duties pp.

(BazTard, Mon 22 Apr 2002, 17:11, archived)

yeah, go on

i dares ya!
;o)

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Manic can teach you the secret of fire, Mon 22 Apr 2002, 17:18, archived)

dare accepted

mwahahahahaha

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pickledpizza Older, nicer, fluffier., Mon 22 Apr 2002, 17:30, archived)

another request from someone I work with...

...and I know you're all such helpful, nice people:
"Am desperatley seeking information on a doll. It was either released in the late 70s/early-mid 80s and it looked like a Barbie doll except that instead of its head snapping off, it actually had black rubber bits inside it that held the arms, legs, head to the torso. I think it came in a shiny overall/shorts outfit. She was a singer (came with a yellow plastic microphone), had a band, a boyfriend & came with a 7" record. Does ANYONE remember the name of this toy???? It's driving me absolutely up the bloody wall. "
... the black rubber bits are what intruige me. Who are these fools I work with? Who are they?

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Dr Phil Kitten, Mon 22 Apr 2002, 16:47, archived)

was it

Gem...Truely amazing!

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weebl Mashed farts, Mon 22 Apr 2002, 16:57, archived)

"truly outrageous" actually

and no it wasn't, I suggested that.

As the amputee said, I'm stumped.

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Dr Phil Kitten, Mon 22 Apr 2002, 17:00, archived)

well you got me

My knowledge of young girl's toys isn't what it was.

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weebl Mashed farts, Mon 22 Apr 2002, 17:03, archived)

Try out

Yesterday Land!

(raz, Mon 22 Apr 2002, 18:34, archived)

get ready

too late!

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bazman, Mon 22 Apr 2002, 16:46, archived)

hello again all

that is splendid by the way, well done sir

(BazTard, Mon 22 Apr 2002, 16:50, archived)

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mikeisbrill, Mon 22 Apr 2002, 16:50, archived)

and then she said...and I was like, no...but I ask you...she was sooo...do you know what I mean?

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thorpe www.voodootrombonequartet.com, Mon 22 Apr 2002, 16:39, archived)

may I say

weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!!

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Dr Phil Kitten, Mon 22 Apr 2002, 16:40, archived)

you may and indeed

have.
:)

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pep, Mon 22 Apr 2002, 16:41, archived)

My imaginary Friend.

(terMOnator, Mon 22 Apr 2002, 16:26, archived)

Awwww.

That's so cure. I think I'm going to be sick.

(james, Mon 22 Apr 2002, 16:28, archived)

The girl in the pic

can smell the kittens spicy brains.

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Lumpbucket tekcubpmuL, Mon 22 Apr 2002, 16:30, archived)

Where's the blood?

I want kitten maiming

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fishbear, Mon 22 Apr 2002, 16:30, archived)

looked at that pic for a long time

thinking there's something up... it appears to be nice.
it IS nice. How odd.
woo tho - Dr PK will like it.

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pep, Mon 22 Apr 2002, 16:33, archived)

I know what you mean

I'm still sure that something nasty will happen at some point.

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PeterSeychelles, Mon 22 Apr 2002, 16:35, archived)

Why do i get the feeling

everyone is looking in my direction? :)

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Lumpbucket tekcubpmuL, Mon 22 Apr 2002, 16:37, archived)

go on

can we have an amnesty on that one? because I met you and you met me and we're both nice people after all...?

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Dr Phil Kitten, Mon 22 Apr 2002, 16:40, archived)

I was contemplating

powerdrilling into its face, but i'm too tired to do any photoshopping right now.

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Lumpbucket tekcubpmuL, Mon 22 Apr 2002, 16:43, archived)

saved!

saved by the power of exhaustion!

From now on I will recommend that the KLF post their kitties late on Monday afternoons, to keep them safe.

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Dr Phil Kitten, Mon 22 Apr 2002, 16:48, archived)

Allow me

yes, it's shit, but hey, I couldn't help myself!

(qwerty, Mon 22 Apr 2002, 16:53, archived)

Yay!

Thanks! You saved me some work, and the lo-fi feel is rather nice i think :)

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Lumpbucket tekcubpmuL, Mon 22 Apr 2002, 16:56, archived)

Very Basic.....

But HIGHLY EFFECTIVE !

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Si W, Mon 22 Apr 2002, 16:57, archived)

I do

I like it very much.
It won't stay like that for long though will it?

Your imaginary friend really loves you, terMO. You should be glad - I think a lot of people on this board have issues with their IFs.

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Dr Phil Kitten, Mon 22 Apr 2002, 16:38, archived)

That was from the heart.

And they made it into a hateful bloodbath of sick imagery. Have they no shame?

(terMOnator, Mon 22 Apr 2002, 17:24, archived)

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