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I had a cat once...

He was really fat and ginger, He was called lightning, he was the runt of the litter and had half a brain, he used to sit facing the corner of them room. If you approached him and touched him he would dribble and then have a fit and run around tearing up the carpet with his claws that he didnt know how to retract. We had him put down. Thank you.

(VinylSqueakyDogtoy, Wed 24 Apr 2002, 19:54, archived)

I bet

nobody looks down here

(VinylSqueakyDogtoy, Wed 24 Apr 2002, 22:10, archived)

haha

i am, right now ish

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DaWolfey, Wed 24 Apr 2002, 23:01, archived)

Anyone there

I know this has been asked a hunner thoosand times, So I'm really really sorry.

Sorry, Gif animators... whats a good un... sorry.....

Sorry

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Mrfishfinger .com, Wed 24 Apr 2002, 19:49, archived)

depends how you want to obtain it, illegaly/legaly
?

(minoltion, Wed 24 Apr 2002, 19:52, archived)

Don't care....

I can get my work to pay for it.....

I'll claim I Neeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeed it

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Mrfishfinger .com, Wed 24 Apr 2002, 19:55, archived)

Flash!

Get yourself into Flash.
Or Image Ready in Photoshop 5.5 and above, or Paint Shop Pro, if I remember correctly, been a while since I've used it.

(Nacho, Wed 24 Apr 2002, 20:01, archived)

Flash

I do alot of flash, The only thing is you can't post it to the board....

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Mrfishfinger .com, Wed 24 Apr 2002, 20:15, archived)

Export

as GIF? Works for me.

(tomsk, Wed 24 Apr 2002, 21:18, archived)

ananova is the greatest..

Bikini-wearing whip-wielding man 'steals taxi'

me likes :p

(minoltion, Wed 24 Apr 2002, 19:30, archived)

What

exactly could they charge him for lol?

(VinylSqueakyDogtoy, Wed 24 Apr 2002, 19:48, archived)

Here's

Today's Gallery on the fucking moon

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Fat Boab of dailyreckless.com fame, Wed 24 Apr 2002, 18:42, archived)

I got in!

Woo Yay! I have no idea why though.

(VinylSqueakyDogtoy, Wed 24 Apr 2002, 18:47, archived)

because

you're worth it

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Fat Boab of dailyreckless.com fame, Wed 24 Apr 2002, 18:50, archived)

what

good is a phonecall Mr Vulga, if you cannot speak...?

(redifusion, Wed 24 Apr 2002, 18:26, archived)

He can still

smoke though, by the look of it...

(tomsk, Wed 24 Apr 2002, 18:29, archived)

well

i wasn't going to deprive him of that..................

(redifusion, Wed 24 Apr 2002, 18:33, archived)

I dont know why...

But I really wanna get an arsehole off a porno site and bend it onto the little orophis, but I think it might lower the tone a bit.. what do u think?

(VinylSqueakyDogtoy, Wed 24 Apr 2002, 18:33, archived)

couldnt look more like an arse

if you tried, in my opinion.

(rnuk http://flickr.com/rnuk, Wed 24 Apr 2002, 18:36, archived)

Imagine

having your colon in your throat ... ergh!

(VinylSqueakyDogtoy, Wed 24 Apr 2002, 18:37, archived)

i know someone that talks out of their

arse.

sorry, too predictable i know.

(rnuk http://flickr.com/rnuk, Wed 24 Apr 2002, 18:38, archived)

home.

(VinylSqueakyDogtoy, Wed 24 Apr 2002, 18:39, archived)

you go home

(rnuk http://flickr.com/rnuk, Wed 24 Apr 2002, 18:41, archived)

The iceman cometh

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Hyksos, Wed 24 Apr 2002, 18:54, archived)

cor blimey!!

Look at the state of THAT!

(Nacho, Wed 24 Apr 2002, 19:17, archived)

V funny

Not mine but made me giggle anyway. (Did someone here do it?)

(PornDungeon, Wed 24 Apr 2002, 18:23, archived)

Much hatred?

(PornDungeon, Wed 24 Apr 2002, 18:26, archived)

LMAO!

Fantastic!

(VinylSqueakyDogtoy, Wed 24 Apr 2002, 18:28, archived)

Muh

(VinylSqueakyDogtoy, Wed 24 Apr 2002, 18:22, archived)

OH! your so close

but its not right

that fucking roy walker does my head in

(rnuk http://flickr.com/rnuk, Wed 24 Apr 2002, 18:37, archived)

Its good, Its good....

Its not the one, keep going...
"Cuntymints"
RIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHTTTT!

(VinylSqueakyDogtoy, Wed 24 Apr 2002, 18:38, archived)

i just love the way

the picture is blatantly obvious (for example) a head amongst some clouds (head in the clouds, duh) and the contestant says "mmm...eh...cloudy face?"

WHAT FUCKING CATCHPHRASE IT THAT? WHO THE FUCK SAYS CLOUDY FACE? UNLESS YOU HAPPEN TO BE DEAD AND VERY PALE, AND EVEN THEN THEY ARE NOT GOING TO FUCKING CALL YOU CLOUDY FACE BECAUSE YOU ARE STONE COLD FUCKING DEAD.

bunch of arse.

good show though. oh yes.

(rnuk http://flickr.com/rnuk, Wed 24 Apr 2002, 18:41, archived)

See mr Chips?

Whats he doing?
(tossing off an otter)

"Um, once bitten, twice shine?"

OOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHH so close... Its good its good, its not the one tho keep going...

(VinylSqueakyDogtoy, Wed 24 Apr 2002, 18:43, archived)

no dont keep going

you are obviously a complete cock
ITS ONCE BITTEN TWICE SHY YOU FUCK! DO YOU REALLY WANT ME TO COME OVER THERE AND SLAP YOUR FACE?!DO YOU? YOU MAKE ME SICK YOU PEICE OF COCKSUCKING JIZZCOMPOST! I AM ROY FUCKING WALKER, DON'T PISS ME OFF!

(rnuk http://flickr.com/rnuk, Wed 24 Apr 2002, 18:50, archived)

Catchphrase

Doesn't some other guy present the show now?

(starterfor10, Wed 24 Apr 2002, 20:38, archived)

No one got it!

(PornDungeon, Wed 24 Apr 2002, 18:05, archived)

Spacefish!

We know what those wierd adverts are for! Dr. Phil found out... Are you there, Spacefish?

(tomsk, Wed 24 Apr 2002, 18:03, archived)

Explain

Why this girl hasnt been arrested?

(VinylSqueakyDogtoy, Wed 24 Apr 2002, 18:03, archived)

The last I heard

she was hiding in Tubcat and the RSPCA won't let them cut him open to get at her.

(Ann_Onnymouse, Wed 24 Apr 2002, 18:08, archived)

You know about this thing?

Has it got a genetic mutation or is it just a greedy fuck? Or is it force fed? Please I have to know.

(VinylSqueakyDogtoy, Wed 24 Apr 2002, 18:12, archived)

Prepare for a shock

http://www.tubcat.com/

It's what the internet was made for.

P.S. Don't you love that feeling when your computer is totally overloaded and you know is likely to crash the next time you open anything but you try it anyway and it begrudgingly opens.

(Ann_Onnymouse, Wed 24 Apr 2002, 18:18, archived)

After getting a little too close to the board Miss Chalkytits lives up to her name again

(Ann_Onnymouse, Wed 24 Apr 2002, 18:01, archived)

That is meant to be

someone carrying some presents. I can't draw though.

OK i'll fess up i can't draw and after doing that the only thing I can think it looks like is someone carrying some presents. :)

(Ann_Onnymouse, Wed 24 Apr 2002, 18:03, archived)

The gag

works fine without knowing that though.
What was it meant to be?

(tomsk, Wed 24 Apr 2002, 18:04, archived)

No idea.

I stopped trying to draw anything in particular years ago. I figured once i started drawing something would emerge. Very Zen.

(Ann_Onnymouse, Wed 24 Apr 2002, 18:11, archived)

Klee used to do that.

So did lots of full on surrealists. You're in good company.

(tomsk, Wed 24 Apr 2002, 19:47, archived)

What's in a name?

Since my adoption of this name a week ago I've posted 191 messages and had 5 front page appearances in 7 days.
Before that in 135 days I'd posted 204 messages and had 5 front page appearances.

Conclusion: being Ann Onnymouse means you post more.

(Ann_Onnymouse, Wed 24 Apr 2002, 17:44, archived)

That's odd.

Maybe you've had more time on your hands since you got a second personality? Your first personality goes to work and your second gets to b3ta all day. You lucky get.

(tomsk, Wed 24 Apr 2002, 17:46, archived)

My old name I've been using elsewhere for ages

So maybe I needed a B3ta name to really get into it.
I should have come down to the party last week to christen it.

(Ann_Onnymouse, Wed 24 Apr 2002, 18:13, archived)

Yeah. Come to the

next one. It was ace fun.

(tomsk, Wed 24 Apr 2002, 18:16, archived)

This MUST have been mentioned before

But since I missed it others probably have too.

Lego Maniac Makes Webpage.

Here's an example (under 35k btw)

www.thereverend.com/lego/index.html

(Ann_Onnymouse, Wed 24 Apr 2002, 17:31, archived)

right then - my b3ta free day

has failed, and now I must leave this place. may the force be with you. Or at least broadband or something.

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pep, Wed 24 Apr 2002, 17:31, archived)

Bye Pep.

No such thing as a b3ta free day if you've got a computer and a connection. It's impossible.

(tomsk, Wed 24 Apr 2002, 17:36, archived)

bye bye pep

have a nice evening

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crab_bloke), Wed 24 Apr 2002, 17:37, archived)

even if away from a computer for a whole day...

...I try to post telepathically. Hasn't worked yet, but I'll keep trying.

I have also been known to look at b3ta on my pda via my mobile phone at a scorching 9600bps and a two inch mono screen.

Oh? A coat delivery? that'll be mine...

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chaotic_illuminator proud spacehopperist, Wed 24 Apr 2002, 21:12, archived)

Bloody clangers

they're a sod to clean off

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crab_bloke), Wed 24 Apr 2002, 17:30, archived)

oi!

I SAID leave it!
:)
g'night.

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pep, Wed 24 Apr 2002, 17:32, archived)

Superb

Yoo Way!!!

(Ann_Onnymouse, Wed 24 Apr 2002, 17:34, archived)

That is sooooo horrible.

But I haven't laughed that much in weeks. Really. That's the funniest thing I've seen in ages. Bad Tomsk!
But well done sir, well done.

(tomsk, Wed 24 Apr 2002, 17:34, archived)

Cheers mate

Yours kicks proverbial arses

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crab_bloke), Wed 24 Apr 2002, 17:37, archived)

Woo!

We rock.

(tomsk, Wed 24 Apr 2002, 17:37, archived)

hooray

for blood

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mikeisbrill, Wed 24 Apr 2002, 17:41, archived)

Isn't that Michael Knights Kitt 2000 car from Knightrider?

It can bloody jump and drive itself, so why can't it avoid a bunch of flyin' mice???!!!

(p-air, Wed 24 Apr 2002, 22:50, archived)

WEEEEEEEEeeeeebl!

weebl weebl weebl! ooh! ooh! how many human sacrifices would I owe you if you took that scratch spider animation and adjusted it to fit this song of mine? it's just a practice recording, but we'll have a studio demo version of it done by june. that would be such a perfect perfect video for the song. whaddayasay? come on everybody, peer pressure!

(and yes, I know it's not as good as the scratch perverts, but... but...)

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zog why change it now?, Wed 24 Apr 2002, 17:26, archived)