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# .
(I helped save b3ta! santexo, Tue 7 May 2002, 21:35, archived)
# Fuckin'
A!
(tomsk, Tue 7 May 2002, 21:39, archived)
# I had to have that explained.
But now I think it's very funny.
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Phil Kitten, Tue 7 May 2002, 21:43, archived)
# hahahahahaha
i wish all chinky ressers had fortune wookies!!
(I helped save b3ta! pickledpizza Older, nicer, fluffier., Tue 7 May 2002, 21:47, archived)
# genius
thy name is santexo
(I helped save b3ta! DaWolfey, Tue 7 May 2002, 22:14, archived)
# Finally got me a digital camera
(I helped save b3ta! flibz, Tue 7 May 2002, 21:35, archived)
# nice
thought bubbles, mine are always crap
(I helped save b3ta! randomisgood, Tue 7 May 2002, 21:38, archived)
# everyone
is older than me
(matt1234, Tue 7 May 2002, 21:39, archived)
# how old are you?
are you legal?
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Phil Kitten, Tue 7 May 2002, 21:43, archived)
# eight
teen
(matt1234, Tue 7 May 2002, 21:44, archived)
# oh don't be silly then.
I'm only 23. They're not all bald oldies like Fat Boab on here you kno.
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Phil Kitten, Tue 7 May 2002, 21:46, archived)
# Boab's 102 you know.
And I'm a sprightly youngster of 85, still playing croquet and whipping servants for not polishing the brass properly.

We could have seen the queen today as well, youngsters, as she was opening our new 'bridge' affair, apparently something that lets bipeds cross, mmhehmm, water! Straight out of the bible I tell you! Back in my day etc.
(I helped save b3ta! witchy is covered in BEES, Tue 7 May 2002, 22:19, archived)
# ha!
i'm 17, and i claim my place as board baby :)
(I helped save b3ta! the triple legendary unicorn, Tue 7 May 2002, 22:26, archived)
# Blimey!
You look just like someone I know!

You're not a drummer in a heavy metal band are you? :)
(I helped save b3ta! Lumpbucket tekcubpmuL, Tue 7 May 2002, 21:44, archived)
# he looks way to much like I looked like
without a beard (and 50 pounds lighter)
(I helped save b3ta! zog why change it now?, Tue 7 May 2002, 21:46, archived)
# Nope, not I
But I did used to bum around in weston-super-mare...
(I helped save b3ta! flibz, Tue 7 May 2002, 22:21, archived)
# if you see the filth give us the signal
(I helped save b3ta! santexo, Tue 7 May 2002, 22:00, archived)
# I was doing my best to look furtive.
You finished it off nicely...
(I helped save b3ta! flibz, Tue 7 May 2002, 22:20, archived)
# my
pleasure
(I helped save b3ta! santexo, Tue 7 May 2002, 22:29, archived)
# it's nice
to see the face of the genius who created b3ta m3ss3ng3r...
(I helped save b3ta! randomisgood, Tue 7 May 2002, 22:07, archived)
# YAY!
ME!
(I helped save b3ta! flibz, Tue 7 May 2002, 22:22, archived)
# fuck me!
DHAC's got a double :) Got to take me camera into work tomorrow and do the deed.....

Hail flibz, for thou art code monkey most foul [1] :o))

[1] that's a compliment, please don't kill me
(I helped save b3ta! witchy is covered in BEES, Tue 7 May 2002, 22:39, archived)
# OK then
I wont
(I helped save b3ta! flibz, Wed 8 May 2002, 5:53, archived)
# did someone ask for this?
(batardo, Tue 7 May 2002, 21:34, archived)
# nice one
should have blacked him up and given him those massive trousers though
(matt1234, Tue 7 May 2002, 21:36, archived)
# bleh
(Saoirse, Tue 7 May 2002, 21:33, archived)
# 2 Cents


(bunthaus, Tue 7 May 2002, 21:21, archived)
# Woo!
Did anyone notice the song for todays gallery?
Ghost Town! Woo, yay, hummus, etc.
(OtaKuno, Tue 7 May 2002, 21:19, archived)
# .
(qwerty, Tue 7 May 2002, 21:12, archived)
[challenge entry] i'd like to supersize that...
(pdr, Tue 7 May 2002, 21:07, archived)
# that is so awesome
my virtual voice is all trembly.
is it just me, or are all the posts so good lately that you just think "why bother?"
(I helped save b3ta! zog why change it now?, Tue 7 May 2002, 21:11, archived)
# anyway to virtually ALL of the mcdonalds post in the last 3 days
I give a mighty
(I helped save b3ta! zog why change it now?, Tue 7 May 2002, 21:14, archived)
# That has to be
one of the BESTEST McD jobs yet.

If only I had a wooyay anim worthy.
(I helped save b3ta! moonbadger Doesn't judge a fish by its ability to climb trees, Tue 7 May 2002, 21:17, archived)
# could be a little slower for my taste...
not to try to improve on perfection or anything...
(I helped save b3ta! zog why change it now?, Tue 7 May 2002, 21:20, archived)
# If you do a 280 pixel width version
I'll front page it, but i think if i added a width=280 tag, you wouldn't be able to read the text...
(I helped save b3ta! Lumpbucket tekcubpmuL, Tue 7 May 2002, 21:36, archived)
# 280 it is, sir...
didn't know about the 280 thing, being a newbie and all. just replaced the original. lates.
(pdr, Tue 7 May 2002, 22:18, archived)
# my b3ta seems to be working again!
sort of. well, anyway I can go back and read stuff.
which I'm about to do.
but first to celebrate, do y'all know this?
my roomate just showed it to me, I know it's way old and probably everyone knows it but man...
it rocks. starts out stupid get's funnier and funnier.
gotta find the tiny movie link at the bottom of the page.
my b3ta posts are always way too long.
why is that?
(I helped save b3ta! zog why change it now?, Tue 7 May 2002, 21:05, archived)
# we're glad you're back...
what link where?
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Phil Kitten, Tue 7 May 2002, 21:07, archived)
# link is fixed.
or here it is again:
http://www.enemy.org/gallery/winsongs.shtml
or here straight to the movie 70 mb quicktime!
remember, starts out ho hum, ends hohohoho gurgle ack splut!
(I helped save b3ta! zog why change it now?, Tue 7 May 2002, 21:31, archived)
# good oh
that's going to take a WHILE to download tho.
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Phil Kitten, Tue 7 May 2002, 21:44, archived)
# it's way bloody mighty worth it.
unless you own a PC and not a mac. like everyone on here but me!
MWUAHAHAHA!!!

(boy I look pretty foolish lording my mac over you folks after the last few days of b3talessness I've been suffering. hmmm...)
(I helped save b3ta! zog why change it now?, Tue 7 May 2002, 21:48, archived)
# I own 20-odd Macs
but none of 'em have the power of surfage. If I could build a Mac in the same way I can build a peecee I'd have one tomorrow....sadly I have to put up with this winduhs shite....still, me webserver's running linux and hasn't blipped for nearly a month now. If I had me way I'd nick the Alpha DS10 from work and run Apache on OpenVMS, 'cos once it's configured properly it doesn't stop until you pull the power on it.....
(I helped save b3ta! witchy is covered in BEES, Tue 7 May 2002, 23:01, archived)
# really?
a smidgen under 2 minutes for me.
LAN gooood...
(I helped save b3ta! rockyrobin, Tue 7 May 2002, 21:52, archived)
# i'll compress it to divx
if there's a demand - reckon i could drop it to ~15meg with no loss in quality
(I helped save b3ta! rockyrobin, Tue 7 May 2002, 21:57, archived)
# and then the mac users won't be able to see it
and no one will laugh.
(I helped save b3ta! zog why change it now?, Tue 7 May 2002, 22:28, archived)
# thank fuck
i was really getting worried about you.
good to see you back!!!
(I helped save b3ta! pickledpizza Older, nicer, fluffier., Tue 7 May 2002, 21:14, archived)
# woo
'The Fly' has just started, surely massive photoshopping possibilities...
(I helped save b3ta! randomisgood, Tue 7 May 2002, 21:04, archived)
# Atari update pong very slightly
(I helped save b3ta! moonbadger Doesn't judge a fish by its ability to climb trees, Tue 7 May 2002, 20:59, archived)
# Umm, what do I do now???
Ok, i found the site, liked what i saw, read the board, decided to become a member. Now what??? Do i have to make a crazy pic or what? And how?!
(Loyalroyal, Tue 7 May 2002, 20:59, archived)
# well
photoshop and paintshop pro are both good to use, although there are others. And pics don't have to be of brilliant quality (i should know :-). If it is funny post it.
(I helped save b3ta! rosey, Tue 7 May 2002, 21:01, archived)
# use your wit, artistic talent and skill,
to impress us.
failing that, just be funny.

hello!
and
welcome!!!
(I helped save b3ta! pickledpizza Older, nicer, fluffier., Tue 7 May 2002, 21:02, archived)
# and if you haven't the time, skill, software, or whatever...
just be funny in words. Or at least friendly. And sometimes offensive is good too.
(I helped save b3ta! chaotic_illuminator proud spacehopperist, Tue 7 May 2002, 21:03, archived)
# Please feel free to use such terms as:
Fucksocks
Cuntymints
Pissflaps
etc etc
Even if you dont understand, we do

Evening all by the way
(I helped save b3ta! [Coo] is one of the Originals.., Tue 7 May 2002, 21:06, archived)
# and to be told
"That is fucking sick you bastard, i hope you rot in hell for that" is a term of endearment.
(I helped save b3ta! rosey, Tue 7 May 2002, 21:08, archived)
# that is true actually.
rosey ain't kidding.
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Phil Kitten, Tue 7 May 2002, 21:47, archived)
# Yes
You HAVE to. You have 5 minutes. I suggest you get started.
(OtaKuno, Tue 7 May 2002, 21:07, archived)
# and if you want a shot of getting on the front page
which is a highly coverted position that we all aspire to

then you need to make sure your pic/anim is 280 pixels wide or less
(I helped save b3ta! DaWolfey, Tue 7 May 2002, 21:14, archived)
# Or at least
280 pixel-compatible (ie. no too tiny text) because it can be shrunk for you.
(Blue™, Tue 7 May 2002, 21:50, archived)
# .
Either draw a picture, or make a collage from photos you have lying about, then simply insert the paper into your CD drive, close the door and press enter. Et Voila!
(qwerty, Tue 7 May 2002, 21:21, archived)
# qwerty!
Shame on you for trying to fool the newbie!
You're supposed to press *Alt-F4*
(OtaKuno, Tue 7 May 2002, 21:32, archived)
# HELP!!
OK, I'm a newbie! I just downloaded the Adobe Photoshop demo thingy, but don't have a clue what to do! Anyone of u kind people know where I can find a tutorial? Or do i Have to spend ages learning how to use the damn thing!?!
(Loyalroyal, Tue 7 May 2002, 21:41, archived)
# Otakuno!
Much as I hate reposts, can you repost the Babes of B3ta #3, because in the archives all i got was a red X!
(I helped save b3ta! Lumpbucket tekcubpmuL, Tue 7 May 2002, 21:46, archived)
# yes,
please do! I never saw it either... and I'm going to bed in a mo. Pleasepleasepleasepleaseplease..?
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Phil Kitten, Tue 7 May 2002, 21:48, archived)
# i love the smell of burgers in the morning
(batardo, Tue 7 May 2002, 20:59, archived)
# uh woo an a yay an a...
wooyay!
(I helped save b3ta! zog why change it now?, Tue 7 May 2002, 21:06, archived)
# LOL
LOL
(Gravity, Tue 7 May 2002, 22:04, archived)
# Games
Can anyone repost the link to the badger racing betting game with kitten bombs? It's excellent, and I'm surprised it didn't make the front page.
(I helped save b3ta! winston_theramin, Tue 7 May 2002, 20:58, archived)
# im updating it
so I dont really want to post the link yet as i have a tiny bit more to do animation wise. nitros have been added now though.
(I helped save b3ta! weebl Mashed farts, Tue 7 May 2002, 21:07, archived)
# Woo
and yay. Sounds exciting.
(I helped save b3ta! winston_theramin, Tue 7 May 2002, 21:15, archived)
# Furtive's already in town...

for the edinb3tan...
(I helped save b3ta! chaotic_illuminator proud spacehopperist, Tue 7 May 2002, 20:55, archived)
# take that shatner
(matt1234, Tue 7 May 2002, 20:51, archived)
# sick bastard
rot in hell etc.
(matt'twam'asi, Tue 7 May 2002, 21:21, archived)
# shatner
'ad it comin
(matt1234, Tue 7 May 2002, 21:27, archived)
# ew
(I helped save b3ta! rosey, Tue 7 May 2002, 20:43, archived)
# We have
A New Winner!!!
(lsd4all, Tue 7 May 2002, 20:45, archived)
# that was a great film too
as well as being a great jpg.
(I helped save b3ta! zog why change it now?, Tue 7 May 2002, 21:08, archived)
# ooh, now I'm really shittin' meself.

he runs things.
his way.
(I helped save b3ta! pickledpizza Older, nicer, fluffier., Tue 7 May 2002, 20:43, archived)
# Saw this little chap earlier


He seemed really nice!

Then, he got a bit silly.



After I said I had no mints or hummus.
(I helped save b3ta! moonbadger Doesn't judge a fish by its ability to climb trees, Tue 7 May 2002, 20:31, archived)
# he's the man
(I helped save b3ta! pickledpizza Older, nicer, fluffier., Tue 7 May 2002, 20:30, archived)
# hehehe!
Fanfucksocksingtastic! You've even put the beer stain in!
(I helped save b3ta! Lumpbucket tekcubpmuL, Tue 7 May 2002, 20:35, archived)
# .
(I helped save b3ta! Spoon, Tue 7 May 2002, 20:38, archived)
# :-)
(I helped save b3ta! rosey, Tue 7 May 2002, 20:45, archived)
# Nice wooyay...
...if I may say so.
(I helped save b3ta! chaotic_illuminator proud spacehopperist, Tue 7 May 2002, 20:53, archived)

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