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CHANGE OF PUB because /talk are shit at organising bashes

Right. Everyone on /talk I've spoken to says you don't meet up enough. So I'm doing this. Someone else choose a pub as I can't take the responsibility.

Going with the ship and shovell, unless there are any objections/ suggestions.

Just come back from Ship and Shovell, and has become MASSIVELY overcrowded, so have fallen back on old favourites.

Also, won't be there til 7:30 as everyone else is watching Rugby and shit.


Sat 28 Feb 2009, 19:30

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CHANGE OF PUB because /talk are shit at organising bashes

Going: Madam Marlboro, Jenk, no thanks no thanks, SuperMatt, thealternativefact, PsychoChomp, Bazongaloid, Donkey Gums, fuck shit up, Devil_In_Tights, WormuIus (11 people).

(I helped save b3ta! Madam Marlboro wonders if you've found her yet, Wed 4 Feb 2009, 13:43, Reply)
:o

(I helped save b3ta! Jenk Neptune is a pedant and now I can't fit my sig in, Wed 4 Feb 2009, 13:46, Reply)
near top

this pub?
ultimatepubguide.com/pubs/info.phtml?pub_id=71


(I helped save b3ta! Jenk Neptune is a pedant and now I can't fit my sig in, Tue 24 Feb 2009, 18:49, Reply)
Yep.

(I helped save b3ta! Madam Marlboro wonders if you've found her yet, Tue 24 Feb 2009, 19:06, Reply)
I endorse this type of bonding.

As long as it doesn't get out of hand.


(I helped save b3ta! Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Wed 4 Feb 2009, 13:47, Reply)
Because, of course, /talk never organised a massive Xmas bash?

Nor did they organise a Hyde Park Rounders Bash.
Nor did they go to comedy at the george.


(I helped save b3ta! The Teviot Moose major 5th., Wed 4 Feb 2009, 13:48, Reply)
CATG is now dead.

There might be big things, but there are loads of b3tans in london. I propose the notion of quietly meeting up on an otherwise dull saturday evening and getting rat arsed together.


(I helped save b3ta! Madam Marlboro wonders if you've found her yet, Wed 4 Feb 2009, 18:00, Reply)
Or two or three coventry bashes every year?

(I helped save b3ta! FoldsFive, Thu 5 Feb 2009, 19:55, Reply)
and definitely none of the northern one.

we're so shit at arranging bashes


(I helped save b3ta! Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Thu 5 Feb 2009, 20:11, Reply)
I'm just going with what I was told

so there


(I helped save b3ta! Madam Marlboro wonders if you've found her yet, Sat 7 Feb 2009, 22:14, Reply)
What about the Hebden Bridge bashes?

And the Brum bash? The Newcastle one this year looks like fun.
Amsterdam was great, as have been Ireland ones.
I didn't go to the Brussels one though.

GET A TALKY GRIP YOU WAZZOCK.


(I helped save b3ta! Druid, Fri 13 Feb 2009, 0:07, Reply)
Wazzock is my new favourite word.

(I helped save b3ta! Madam Marlboro wonders if you've found her yet, Tue 24 Feb 2009, 20:07, Reply)
Oxford had a few bashes

(I helped save b3ta! WormuIus, Thu 26 Feb 2009, 21:51, Reply)
You could stop bitching and moaning and just come.

(I helped save b3ta! Madam Marlboro wonders if you've found her yet, Thu 26 Feb 2009, 23:00, Reply)
There was a rounders b4sh?

Whilst I endorse the sports and fitness aspects, I fear the males on show all looked like Rosie o'Donnell in "Field of Dreams".
:(


Also, this OUR B4SHES ARE COOL banter is worrying.


(I helped save b3ta! Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Wed 4 Feb 2009, 13:53, Reply)
My calendar just became free :D

(I helped save b3ta! SuperMatt, Thu 5 Feb 2009, 21:20, Reply)
Hoorah.

(I helped save b3ta! Madam Marlboro wonders if you've found her yet, Fri 6 Feb 2009, 10:42, Reply)
Maybe...

(PsychoChomp, Fri 6 Feb 2009, 10:18, Reply)
Come on. Back me up.

You know you want to.


(I helped save b3ta! Madam Marlboro wonders if you've found her yet, Fri 6 Feb 2009, 10:41, Reply)
It is pay day that day so I suppose I could come down.

Depends if I get a better offer.


(PsychoChomp, Sat 7 Feb 2009, 18:06, Reply)
:(

(I helped save b3ta! Madam Marlboro wonders if you've found her yet, Sat 7 Feb 2009, 21:28, Reply)
I'm joking I'll be there

I never miss a chance to drink with strange people from the internet.


(PsychoChomp, Mon 9 Feb 2009, 10:04, Reply)
Just mind that none of them shit on your shoes

(Bazongaloid, Mon 9 Feb 2009, 13:15, Reply)
I didn't mind you shitting on them.

It was the cheeky poo you sneaked inside the shoe that annoyed me.


(I helped save b3ta! thealternativefact, Mon 9 Feb 2009, 15:53, Reply)
:)

(I helped save b3ta! Madam Marlboro wonders if you've found her yet, Mon 9 Feb 2009, 22:17, Reply)
If you go

I'll go


(I helped save b3ta! WormuIus, Thu 26 Feb 2009, 21:52, Reply)
I have rearranged my hectic social schedule

in order to attend.


(I helped save b3ta! thealternativefact, Sat 7 Feb 2009, 11:57, Reply)
Woohai

(I helped save b3ta! Madam Marlboro wonders if you've found her yet, Tue 10 Feb 2009, 9:08, Reply)
i'd come if it was a friday night, or a sunday

(Just Harry What should I put here?, Sun 8 Feb 2009, 1:08, Reply)
Why always London?

I can't stand the place.

Would like to meet some of these B3tan people. I still firmly believe most of them are just sentient computers.


(I helped save b3ta! gareth_alien will be human again at, Mon 9 Feb 2009, 16:32, Reply)
But...we live here.

(I helped save b3ta! thealternativefact, Mon 9 Feb 2009, 16:59, Reply)
^^this

(I helped save b3ta! Madam Marlboro wonders if you've found her yet, Mon 9 Feb 2009, 22:04, Reply)
Don't get me wrong,

I fully understand why you'd want it in London and the issue is entirely mine, it just seems most bashes are in London or further north and I dislike going anywhere. But that is just one point on a very long list of dislikes including tea, coffee and Paris Hilton.


(I helped save b3ta! gareth_alien will be human again at, Tue 10 Feb 2009, 8:37, Reply)
Hmm...

have you thought about sticking a local bash on the calendar and seeing what happens? Do you know of any b3tans near you?


(I helped save b3ta! thealternativefact, Tue 10 Feb 2009, 10:13, Reply)
No i don't know of any.

I imagine there are probably a couple more in Portsmouth, but I am a sheep and prefer to follow crowds. But not too far.


(I helped save b3ta! gareth_alien will be human again at, Tue 10 Feb 2009, 12:55, Reply)
You've not really left many options for helping you out here.

(I helped save b3ta! Madam Marlboro wonders if you've found her yet, Wed 11 Feb 2009, 19:10, Reply)
This is true.

But thankyou very much for trying.


(I helped save b3ta! gareth_alien will be human again at, Thu 12 Feb 2009, 13:23, Reply)
Baldmonkey's in Portsmouth, and he has organised one there in the past.

(I helped save b3ta! The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Wed 11 Feb 2009, 23:38, Reply)
OMG that's like date night

and I can't believe you like totally forgot Madam M. *flounces*


(I helped save b3ta! fuck shit up the best you never had, Tue 10 Feb 2009, 21:22, Reply)
Who said what now sexypants?

(I helped save b3ta! Madam Marlboro wonders if you've found her yet, Tue 10 Feb 2009, 22:07, Reply)
You KNOW what I'm talking about

You promised you'd get nekkid and do a lapdance for me as you forgot at the last bash. *sulks*

Fine, I'll come along to this one, but there'd better be lapdancing or I'm leaving early.


(I helped save b3ta! fuck shit up the best you never had, Tue 10 Feb 2009, 22:27, Reply)
Fuck yeh.

That's the only reason I'm bloody going.
I'm getting one from Al.


(I helped save b3ta! thealternativefact, Tue 10 Feb 2009, 23:01, Reply)
Sweet :)

(I helped save b3ta! fuck shit up the best you never had, Tue 10 Feb 2009, 23:10, Reply)
I knew there was a reason I was coming to this.

(Bazongaloid, Wed 11 Feb 2009, 16:02, Reply)
I was hoping you might.

(I helped save b3ta! Madam Marlboro wonders if you've found her yet, Wed 11 Feb 2009, 19:04, Reply)
Al's going?!

AWWWWwwwwww I WANT TO GO NOW


(I helped save b3ta! mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Wed 11 Feb 2009, 19:24, Reply)
He's great. You'll love him.

Come.


(I helped save b3ta! Madam Marlboro wonders if you've found her yet, Wed 11 Feb 2009, 19:26, Reply)
Mike can't come

he's too much of a cunt.


(Bazongaloid, Thu 12 Feb 2009, 13:29, Reply)
Mind you,

he is funny.


(Bazongaloid, Thu 12 Feb 2009, 13:29, Reply)
Eh?

Since when has being too much of a cunt been a reason not to attend a bash?


(I helped save b3ta! thealternativefact, Thu 12 Feb 2009, 15:09, Reply)
We'd all be a bit fucked if that was the case....

(I helped save b3ta! Madam Marlboro wonders if you've found her yet, Thu 12 Feb 2009, 21:00, Reply)
I might've come to this if I wasn't busy being sexually attractive in Cuba.

(I helped save b3ta! Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Fri 20 Feb 2009, 10:01, Reply)
Go brag someplace else bragger

(I helped save b3ta! Madam Marlboro wonders if you've found her yet, Fri 20 Feb 2009, 16:42, Reply)
You STILL haven't picked a pub?

Leaving it a bit late, aren't you?

Now that all these people have signed up, pick a pub in Rickmansworth. :)


(I helped save b3ta! The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Fri 20 Feb 2009, 17:09, Reply)
I plan to leave it til the last minute for extra excitement.

It will be in central london. Somewhere.


(I helped save b3ta! Madam Marlboro wonders if you've found her yet, Fri 20 Feb 2009, 20:29, Reply)
Heh I live close to Ricky.

Used to Play around Croxtley Green.


(I helped save b3ta! Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Tue 24 Feb 2009, 11:03, Reply)
I'm TBC.

I've got a gig in london that night, see.


(I helped save b3ta! WHARRGARBL, Sun 22 Feb 2009, 14:55, Reply)
oooOOOOooo

doing what?


(I helped save b3ta! Madam Marlboro wonders if you've found her yet, Sun 22 Feb 2009, 19:41, Reply)
This all still happening Double M?

(I helped save b3ta! Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Tue 24 Feb 2009, 11:02, Reply)
Well, I'm still going.

*sits amongst tumbleweeds in otherwise empty pub*


(I helped save b3ta! thealternativefact, Tue 24 Feb 2009, 16:57, Reply)
Well then I'll see you there :)

now what to wear!?!?
(I helped save b3ta! Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Tue 24 Feb 2009, 17:04, Reply)
Totally still happening DG

I think the leather chaps and a bow tie.

SEXEH


(I helped save b3ta! Madam Marlboro wonders if you've found her yet, Tue 24 Feb 2009, 18:00, Reply)
I'll dig them out.

You think I'm joking...


(I helped save b3ta! Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Tue 24 Feb 2009, 18:08, Reply)
I really hope you're not.

I normally have to pay to see that shit.


(I helped save b3ta! Madam Marlboro wonders if you've found her yet, Tue 24 Feb 2009, 19:11, Reply)
I'll wear my cowboy boots too

(I helped save b3ta! Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 15:05, Reply)
Well bugger it...

I'll wear mine too.


(I helped save b3ta! thealternativefact, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 16:07, Reply)
I'll wear one on my cock

and the other one I shall insert heal first up my anus and let the rest flap about like a tail.


(Bazongaloid, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 19:25, Reply)
Now we know why you keep falling off your horse.

(I helped save b3ta! thealternativefact, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 22:23, Reply)
I am now coming to this.

(I helped save b3ta! Devil_In_Tights the *real* DiT!, Thu 26 Feb 2009, 15:38, Reply)
I am therefore coming in your mouth.

(Bazongaloid, Thu 26 Feb 2009, 18:06, Reply)
I will bring some mints.

(I helped save b3ta! Devil_In_Tights the *real* DiT!, Thu 26 Feb 2009, 19:30, Reply)
WooHAI*

(I helped save b3ta! Madam Marlboro wonders if you've found her yet, Thu 26 Feb 2009, 20:59, Reply)
I'll bring some mince

and a pint glass.


(Bazongaloid, Fri 27 Feb 2009, 9:43, Reply)
You two mince far too much.

You'll have hip replacement issues at this rate.


(I helped save b3ta! thealternativefact, Fri 27 Feb 2009, 9:45, Reply)

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