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Cornwall

B3ta Bash in Cornwall Easter 2010.
Venue is confirmed as being the Rashleigh Arms in Charlestown.

A bunch of us will also go to The Eden Project and Tintagel Castle. If you're interested in joining us, please just gaz me.

THERE IS ABSOLUTELY NO ROOM LEFT IN MY HOUSE - NOT EVEN A TINY BIT.


Sat 3 Apr 2010, 20:00

Rashleigh Arms

Cornwall

Going: thealternativefact, happylittletulip, Boss Keloid, Mellicious, warmfuzzies, wanderlust, Vipros., mistaspakkaman, Herr Doktor Lemminge, b3tamax, rosalicious, Peej, mike woz ere, baldmonkey, RedStar, ClanSoul, Dave Trouser, TGB, crackhouseceilidhband, Noeli (20 people).

(I helped save b3ta! thealternativefact, Mon 13 Apr 2009, 21:10, Reply)
*excites and farts simultaneously*

We'll plan a weekend of it then :o)


(I helped save b3ta! Tourette's ( . )( . ) has a monkey hair in her fried egg, Tue 14 Apr 2009, 17:31, Reply)
Woo and indeed Yay!

Cornwall!


(I helped save b3ta! The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Tue 14 Apr 2009, 19:16, Reply)
awesome

I'll bring me tent and make a long weekend of it.


(happylittletulip helpless and delicious, Tue 14 Apr 2009, 19:38, Reply)
Jeez it's a long way off.

We could all be dead by then.


I hope we aren't dead because I've never been to Cornwall. Woo!


(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Tue 14 Apr 2009, 20:08, Reply)
This time

I might just manage make it to the bash. A year should be enough time for forward planning...


(I helped save b3ta! warmfuzzies Isn't here, Tue 14 Apr 2009, 20:22, Reply)
I'll come

but only if there's midgets.

And wrestling.


(I helped save b3ta! Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Tue 14 Apr 2009, 20:29, Reply)
You could wrestle your lovely Mrs

and that's both things covered surely?


(I helped save b3ta! Bazongaloid, Tue 14 Apr 2009, 21:18, Reply)
Weeeeell...

Technically yes, but on Monday Ethelred found a link to midget wrestlers that you can hire for parties and corporate events. Which sounded like all kinds of fun.


(I helped save b3ta! Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Tue 14 Apr 2009, 23:33, Reply)
Oh bloody yes

This time I shall make more of a weekend out of it. Oh yes.


(I helped save b3ta! jim_bob can herd cats., Tue 14 Apr 2009, 20:54, Reply)
I don't want to miss out on anymore bash fun.

So I've decided to come along. Aren't you a bunch of lucky people?


(I helped save b3ta! wanderlust, Tue 14 Apr 2009, 23:01, Reply)
Sorry, no Canadians allowed.

(I helped save b3ta! thealternativefact, Tue 14 Apr 2009, 23:39, Reply)
Canadianist!

It looks like I'll be going oot and aboot on my own that day then.
*sads*


(I helped save b3ta! wanderlust, Wed 15 Apr 2009, 0:25, Reply)
LOL

I've already reserved bedspace for you, Lusters ;)


(I helped save b3ta! thealternativefact, Wed 15 Apr 2009, 10:12, Reply)
You aren't allowed to hog all the lusty bedtime

it's grossly unfair on the rest of us.


(I helped save b3ta! Bazongaloid, Wed 15 Apr 2009, 10:14, Reply)
Have you signed up for this? Have you? Have you?

No. So shut up, bitch.


(I helped save b3ta! thealternativefact, Wed 15 Apr 2009, 10:26, Reply)
Don't worry.

You'll have your turn, just like many a goat man before you.


(I helped save b3ta! wanderlust, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 2:21, Reply)
Right...

it does seem like people are interested in this idea, so a few things:
This is a trip to a county rather than a city, so if you can use/borrow/hire/share a car, life is going to be a lot easier. The more cars we've got, the better we can get around.
Getting to Cornwall at Easter can be very, very busy - if you can make it Thursday to Tuesday at least, then you'll be spared the worst of it all.
The location of the Saturday Bash is not definite - I might change it it to Truro if we're staying all over the place. I will be staying in the Lostwithiel/Par/St Austell/Fowey area simply because that's where I grew up.
DON'T PLAN ON STAYING IN NEWQUAY. It's an overpriced, tacky shithole.
Nearer the time, I'll post stuff to help with accommodation and travel and touristy things, so no need to worry about that stuff just yet - we've got a year!


(I helped save b3ta! thealternativefact, Wed 15 Apr 2009, 10:25, Reply)
I assume the rashliegh is the charlestown one not par

I can never remember which one is the Inn and which is the Arms

/luxulyan boy blog


(I helped save b3ta! RedStar returneth, Sun 5 Jul 2009, 15:21, Reply)
Yeah, the Charlestown one...

the parking's easier and Charlestown is quite pretty for emmets to look at :)


(I helped save b3ta! thealternativefact, Sun 5 Jul 2009, 20:27, Reply)
Last I checked

Tourists don't resemble ants.


(I helped save b3ta! jim_bob can herd cats., Sat 25 Jul 2009, 19:55, Reply)
If you're going to write posts to try to convey a superior knowledge,

you should probably try to gain a superior knowledge first.


(I helped save b3ta! thealternativefact, Sun 26 Jul 2009, 11:58, Reply)
I know nothing :(

(I helped save b3ta! jim_bob can herd cats., Fri 31 Jul 2009, 10:08, Reply)
I might well be in Cornwall that weekend

as I see my daughter down there in Kerrier every fortnight...and will be nice to see all these lovely peoples of course :-)


(I helped save b3ta! Rotating Wobbly Hat That's not a banana. THIS is a banana., Mon 18 May 2009, 18:49, Reply)
awesome

This looks choc-full of win, I'm sticking my name down tentatively.


(b3tamax Mate, you're fat and I'll throw you in the river, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 17:29, Reply)
Tentative "maybe."

Is this the Easter weekend?


(Bear Pookie The Frankly Challenged. Halloween is coming to town., Thu 18 Jun 2009, 11:13, Reply)
You know how it says 'Easter Bash'?

Not everything on this site is a lie...


(I helped save b3ta! thealternativefact, Fri 19 Jun 2009, 11:21, Reply)
Oh yeah.

(Bear Pookie The Frankly Challenged. Halloween is coming to town., Tue 30 Jun 2009, 9:59, Reply)
I may well come to this

Cornwall is lovely in the spring and I have family down that way. Do you plan on mass b3ta camping or b & b-ing?
/edit - Sorry, can't make it now, circumstances and that.


(I helped save b3ta! The Cat's Mother Not a People Person., Wed 1 Jul 2009, 22:36, Reply)
Oh yay!

I imagine most people will end up staying in B&Bs, but if anyone wants to camp, I can probably find somewhere for that.


(I helped save b3ta! thealternativefact, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 16:22, Reply)
I'll talk to you about it in August.

I'm not camping if it's going to rain!
I used to camp in a village called Sticker I seem to recall.


(I helped save b3ta! The Cat's Mother Not a People Person., Thu 2 Jul 2009, 20:37, Reply)
Deal

and I don't bloody blame you!


(I helped save b3ta! thealternativefact, Fri 3 Jul 2009, 10:15, Reply)
THIS IS A CORNWALL BASH

WHY WAS I NOT INFORMED
I AM HOLDING YOU RESPONSIBLE AS YOU ARE THE ONLY PERSON I KNOW WHO IS GOING

Luv
RedStar
xxxxx


(I helped save b3ta! RedStar returneth, Sun 5 Jul 2009, 15:23, Reply)
But we're stalking you.

It's no fun if you know about it.

Can you get a group injunction?


(I helped save b3ta! The Cat's Mother Not a People Person., Tue 7 Jul 2009, 20:02, Reply)
Rashleigh Arms in St Austell?

Twice as far away from me as Truro :P

The Old Ale house would be a great place for old bastard b3tans :P


(I helped save b3ta! Peej, Tue 21 Jul 2009, 14:34, Reply)
I might move it to Truro depending on where everyone is staying.

It's better for transport links and stuff and what better way for b3tans to celebrate me and the town of my birth.
If I move it, then let's discuss the venue together - it's a while since I lived in Cornwall so I'll need to know where's good :)


(I helped save b3ta! thealternativefact, Tue 21 Jul 2009, 14:39, Reply)
OKAY!

CAPS!

:D


(I helped save b3ta! Peej, Wed 22 Jul 2009, 11:01, Reply)
I would prefer to stick to snozzel

personally. I Mean its a bit of a social dead end but I find there is less towny dicks there as there are in truro.

and I can stay back at the farm up the road :)


(I helped save b3ta! RedStar returneth, Thu 3 Sep 2009, 12:50, Reply)
TBH

I feel the same way and will try to do it there as that's where most of us will be staying, I think.
I'll start sorting stuff out soon.


(I helped save b3ta! thealternativefact, Thu 3 Sep 2009, 17:34, Reply)
Townies? In Cornwall?

We're all a bunch of backwards farmers :P

Snozzle is shite I tell you :P

We should have it at my house. My house is the sex.


(I helped save b3ta! Peej, Thu 10 Sep 2009, 11:55, Reply)
Stop it, you.

I had to make a decision, so I've based it on where the most b3tans will be. St Austell is indeed a shit hole and should be abolished.
But Charlestown is a pretty little port, so people can fall into the sea when they get drunk and be washed away forever look at the nice view.
Get on your tractor and drive to us, you lazy sod.


(I helped save b3ta! thealternativefact, Fri 11 Sep 2009, 16:15, Reply)
TRACTOR!!!!

I'll have you know I drive a Honda Accord Peugeot 205 that does 200 Mph 50mpg!

I'll fucking be there!


(I helped save b3ta! Peej, Tue 29 Sep 2009, 21:27, Reply)
Sorry

Me and the missus probably have to drop out of this one. We want to get away abroad next year and so something has to give :(


(I helped save b3ta! Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Tue 29 Sep 2009, 17:19, Reply)
Same here : (

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Sun 1 Nov 2009, 20:33, Reply)
Is anyone getting a room there for the night?

I might.


(I helped save b3ta! Peej, Tue 17 Nov 2009, 9:19, Reply)
oh man i totally love bashes

(I helped save b3ta! rosalicious i fucking love youve been framed, Sun 29 Nov 2009, 13:31, Reply)
This is a probably for me, though I don't know too many of you who're joining up.

My dad lives in St Austell so it'd be very easy for me to get to and from Charlestown so I may as well say yes to this one.


(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Sat 5 Dec 2009, 18:39, Reply)
Familiarity breeds contempt

so you might like us more if you don't know us.
We're fairly nice.


(I helped save b3ta! thealternativefact, Sun 6 Dec 2009, 21:30, Reply)
No you're not

you're all bastards


(I helped save b3ta! TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Fri 8 Jan 2010, 9:14, Reply)
I'M A NICE BASTARD

(I helped save b3ta! thealternativefact, Fri 8 Jan 2010, 13:17, Reply)
I will be there, bump permitting.

That means you can count Catface and his Magic Sperm in too.


(I helped save b3ta! crackhouseceilidhband Fuck off back to Mumsnet, Tue 9 Mar 2010, 17:06, Reply)
I now have a nice mental image

of a giant sperm that looks like Casper the Friendly Ghost wearing a wizard's hat and waving a magic wand.


(I helped save b3ta! mistaspakkaman and the inedible shifting caterpillars, Sat 13 Mar 2010, 14:32, Reply)
Keep your sick fantasies to yourself.

(I helped save b3ta! crackhouseceilidhband Fuck off back to Mumsnet, Sun 14 Mar 2010, 19:19, Reply)
I'll be dragging the kid to Cornwall

to visit her mum's folks at Easter weekend, so I'll join you all on the Saturday night for funs and chuckle.


(I helped save b3ta! Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Mon 15 Mar 2010, 19:46, Reply)
oh really?

yay(!)


(I helped save b3ta! TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Mon 22 Mar 2010, 12:57, Reply)
Haha fuck.

You'll be head of the queue and you know it.


(I helped save b3ta! Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Thu 25 Mar 2010, 19:34, Reply)
Balls!

Turns out our charity gig is on the same day as this :(
Truely gutted.
I propose that you all move the venue to the Junction in plymouth


(I helped save b3ta! RedStar returneth, Tue 16 Mar 2010, 12:48, Reply)
Oh, that's a shame.

But I ain't going abroad.


(I helped save b3ta! thealternativefact, Wed 17 Mar 2010, 11:35, Reply)
Right I now have definate permission to come

So all I need to know is how the hell am I going to know who you reprobates are?


(I helped save b3ta! Peej, Mon 22 Mar 2010, 14:44, Reply)
Glad you're still coming!

Well, hopefully Crackhouse will be well enough to come, so you can just look for the crowd with the pregnant woman. Failing that, you can take my number and call me if you can't find us :)


(I helped save b3ta! thealternativefact, Mon 22 Mar 2010, 20:39, Reply)
Weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

Lock up your daughters!


(I helped save b3ta! Peej, Tue 23 Mar 2010, 8:53, Reply)
I'm getting far too excited about this.

I keep thinking about naked b3tans adorned with strategically placed pasties.


(I helped save b3ta! wanderlust, Wed 24 Mar 2010, 12:29, Reply)
I'm thinking about nibbling on said pasties.

(I helped save b3ta! thealternativefact, Wed 24 Mar 2010, 13:49, Reply)
Now I'm thinking about you nibbling on said pasties while I watch.

Yeah.


(I helped save b3ta! wanderlust, Wed 24 Mar 2010, 14:22, Reply)
I HAVE MISSED YOU, LUSTERS!

(I helped save b3ta! thealternativefact, Wed 24 Mar 2010, 21:54, Reply)
ARGH!!!!

My lift has cancelled on me! Now I don't know what to do :(


(I helped save b3ta! Peej, Tue 30 Mar 2010, 9:21, Reply)
HITCHHIKE

(I helped save b3ta! TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Wed 31 Mar 2010, 10:32, Reply)
What if I get raped?

I'm too pretty!


(I helped save b3ta! Peej, Wed 31 Mar 2010, 10:33, Reply)
Can't you just drive up?

Or get the train to St Austell?


(I helped save b3ta! thealternativefact, Wed 31 Mar 2010, 12:41, Reply)
I've offered to pick him up if he's not too far off my route.

This reminds me, if anyone needs picking up from St Austell I could swing past and get them.


(I helped save b3ta! Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Wed 31 Mar 2010, 13:30, Reply)
Ok I will train it to St Austell

and Hope Noel will pick me up and not rape me. Strangers on the Internet! The B3ta killer!

Getting home again might be a bugger though


(I helped save b3ta! Peej, Thu 1 Apr 2010, 9:33, Reply)
I can collect you, minimal rape threat.

If anyone else is getting to St Austell station around between 4.30pm and 5.15pm Saturday I can run you to Clender's place. Gaz me if you need a lift.


(I helped save b3ta! Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Thu 1 Apr 2010, 15:38, Reply)
Now I just need to make sure I can get back to the station by midnight.

I feel like Cinderella!


(I helped save b3ta! Peej, Thu 1 Apr 2010, 15:57, Reply)
If there's alcohol within a four-mile radius

I don't think I'll be driving at midnight.


(I helped save b3ta! Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Thu 1 Apr 2010, 18:43, Reply)
I was hoping I'd be able to make this

But it seems that it wasn't to be, have fun everyone and I'll see you at the next one.


(bill, Wed 31 Mar 2010, 21:02, Reply)
Ditto

Have fun people!


(I helped save b3ta! The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Fri 2 Apr 2010, 23:32, Reply)
LAST!

(I helped save b3ta! Peej, Tue 6 Apr 2010, 16:28, Reply)

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