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Piebash II: The Klumps

Following the indigestion inducing bash last year, Piebash II: The Klumps will offer the same pastry based goodness.

It's simple. Bake a pie (sweet or savoury), bring it to the bash. Then all the pies are eaten by a house full of gluttonous, hairy-palmed internet weirdos. With alcohol.



Some of last years popular choices included MNS's breakfast pie, Blue Star's lime pie and Limey's treacle tart. Also, my chilli pork pie went down well.

Bonus marks went to Manolith, who was the only person to sample every single pie on offer. A true hero amongst fat men.

Anyone bringing a Hannah Montana birthday cake will be slapped about the face.


Sat 6 Nov 2010, 18:00

Castle Druid [map]

Piebash II: The Klumps

Going: Druid, LimeyTreat, The Cat's Mother, Blue Star, FoldsFive, Noit, G/PP, mns, wynoh, TFD, Maximinimus, Malchick, manolith, moohalaa, Wicca'd Witch, the secret thingy, baldmonkey, I'm dreaming of a SexFace Christmas (18 people).

(I helped save b3ta! Druid, Sun 25 Jul 2010, 20:40, Reply)
I'm in for this

It was awesome last year. Who will be bringing the permanent markers to write on Jack Action when he passes out then?

/edit - If it's just me can I please have crash space? If Gerry isn't in Cornwall that weekend we'll get a hotel room instead.


(I helped save b3ta! The Cat's Mother Not a People Person., Mon 26 Jul 2010, 13:02, Reply)
I think you should bring more pies this year,

the 17 you baked last time wasn't quite enough. Mmmm, apple pie...


(I helped save b3ta! Druid, Mon 26 Jul 2010, 19:22, Reply)
I've got loads of markers

I'll come supplied.


(I helped save b3ta! wynoh kills threads by his mere presence, Tue 27 Jul 2010, 20:27, Reply)
I promise to not get drunk and insult b3tans other halves again.

(I helped save b3ta! Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Mon 26 Jul 2010, 15:49, Reply)
PIIIIIIE!

(I helped save b3ta! FoldsFive, Mon 26 Jul 2010, 20:44, Reply)
I'VE JUST DONE A BIT OF A SEX WEE.

(I helped save b3ta! Noit happy baby orangutan, Mon 26 Jul 2010, 20:48, Reply)
CAN'T COME.GOT AIDS

:(((


(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Mon 26 Jul 2010, 20:55, Reply)
if we decide to drive we'll bring you down!

(I helped save b3ta! Mrs Sp@m, Mon 26 Jul 2010, 21:32, Reply)
YAY

(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Mon 26 Jul 2010, 21:55, Reply)
YES!

Can me and himself have two crash spaces please!


(I helped save b3ta! Mrs Sp@m, Mon 26 Jul 2010, 21:26, Reply)
Book at the travelodge now and its only £22 .50

(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Mon 26 Jul 2010, 21:57, Reply)
Sounds good =)

(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Mon 26 Jul 2010, 21:38, Reply)
I'm planning on creating another special pie this year.

But shush! The ingredients are top secret!


(I helped save b3ta! mns 2️⃣2️⃣9️⃣0️⃣7️⃣, Mon 26 Jul 2010, 22:06, Reply)
I think I might try a special pie this year too.

I've got the inklings of an idea about one, not sure how to pull it off though.


(I helped save b3ta! Noit happy baby orangutan, Tue 27 Jul 2010, 18:00, Reply)
I'm in!

if you'll let me, that is. I'll bring a pie made of beefy Guinness, or if someone's already done that I'll be more inventive.
could I also request crashspace?


(I helped save b3ta! wynoh kills threads by his mere presence, Mon 26 Jul 2010, 23:26, Reply)
Just bring whatever pie

last time there were duplicate pies, nobody seemed to mind.

My advice is just don't bring a dessert pie, as everyone's a fat fuck and will stuff their face on main course pie and leave no room for dessert pie.


(I helped save b3ta! Noit happy baby orangutan, Tue 27 Jul 2010, 18:08, Reply)
The Limey Treacle Tart seemed to all disappear...

separate pudding stomach innit.


(I helped save b3ta! LimeyTreat Bitch. Lover. Child. Mother. Sinner. Saint., Tue 27 Jul 2010, 20:17, Reply)
Are you saying my pie was less than amazing?

I'll have you. I don't even care that you're a girl.


(I helped save b3ta! Noit happy baby orangutan, Tue 27 Jul 2010, 20:52, Reply)
AWESOMETASTIC

*starts pie plans*

May I steal a sleeping spot please you rapey eyed freak of a lovely man?


(I helped save b3ta! TFD is sporting this season's finest necropants, Mon 26 Jul 2010, 23:28, Reply)
i might actually make one this time

instead of, nay AS WELL AS, trying every other pie


(I helped save b3ta! manolith hooray for me, Tue 3 Aug 2010, 14:39, Reply)
LORD OF THE PIES!

(I helped save b3ta! mns 2️⃣2️⃣9️⃣0️⃣7️⃣, Sun 15 Aug 2010, 23:09, Reply)
I've told our kid about this

(the sociable one, not the alcoholic one) and he said he might pop along with pies, obviously.


(I helped save b3ta! Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Mon 16 Aug 2010, 13:39, Reply)
Can I still come along without pie?

That's the day we get back from honeymoon and I doubt I'll have time to make a pie...


(I helped save b3ta! Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Wed 13 Oct 2010, 17:12, Reply)
One or both of us will be there, bringing pie (and diet pie).

We will stay at that ABC place as it was cheap and fairly cheerful.


(I helped save b3ta! Wicca'd Witch needs ideas for a new sig on..., Tue 17 Aug 2010, 19:03, Reply)
African Bum Cleaner?

AAAHAHAHAHAAHAHH!


(I helped save b3ta! Druid, Wed 18 Aug 2010, 0:35, Reply)
hahahahaah

I haven't heard this in years.

I don't know if I'll make this bash. I'll have to see nearer the time :o)


(I helped save b3ta! jenpots, Thu 19 Aug 2010, 12:28, Reply)
Scratch the hotel, I'm on my own as Badger has to work.

May I please have crash space? I will bring a blanky and everything.


(I helped save b3ta! Wicca'd Witch needs ideas for a new sig on..., Mon 25 Oct 2010, 1:27, Reply)
We're in the ABC as well

Fancy going halves on taxis? Going there carrying pies, going back with booze on board.


(I helped save b3ta! The Cat's Mother Not a People Person., Tue 5 Oct 2010, 20:53, Reply)
i've signed up but Coventry is far far away so who knows huh.

anyone coming from this rough direction? i doubt it.


(I helped save b3ta! sleepybinky, Thu 9 Sep 2010, 8:56, Reply)
i wonder if i can make roadkill pie.

(I helped save b3ta! sleepybinky, Thu 9 Sep 2010, 15:15, Reply)
I'm always up for more pie

Have see if we can make it - wish I had more days off now.


(I helped save b3ta! the secret thingy .. Thanks for that, Thu 9 Sep 2010, 15:22, Reply)
F0oooOOo000oooOOo0000ooOoooOOoOoOooOoOoo00ooOooooOo000ooOOoOooOOooo000oooOOoOooOOO0000oooOooOOOO000oooOoOOd

(I helped save b3ta! broadsword w⚓, Thu 16 Sep 2010, 9:24, Reply)
PIE PIE PIE

Bash bash bash


(I helped save b3ta! Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Fri 17 Sep 2010, 13:20, Reply)
I don't need to be afraid of being too fat and stuff this year

(I helped save b3ta! Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Fri 17 Sep 2010, 13:21, Reply)
I'm going to be honest.

Not my thing on two counts.


(I helped save b3ta! Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Sat 16 Oct 2010, 18:41, Reply)
Everyone else going has HAIR and JOBS?

(I helped save b3ta! Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Tue 19 Oct 2010, 14:20, Reply)
Speaking of the bash...

Is there any chance of crash space?

Since I'm 1/2 the size I was last year, I'm not in need of a huge amount of space.


(I helped save b3ta! Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Thu 21 Oct 2010, 8:40, Reply)
I'm signed up especially to ruin your bash again.

(I helped save b3ta! I'm dreaming of a SexFace Christmas Just like the ones all filled with hoes, Fri 5 Nov 2010, 1:55, Reply)

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