INRBM Presents - BBQ Meaty Boozy Fun Tiem


YORKSHIRE - HOME OF WHIPPETY GOODNESS, SAVOURY PUDDINGS, & MUCH, MUCH MOOR.

Come here to celebrate my birthday, my new house, life, boozes, norks & BBQs. Flat caps compulsory. BYOwhippet.

I can accommodate limited amounts of people (more if you wish to sleep in the shed), b&b in the next village (next to train station) with rooms from £38, & numerous other places to stay in Skipton, Ilkley & surrounding lovely areas.


ACCOMMODATION UPDATE: FLOORSPACE IS FULLY BOOKED AT MINE, BOGUS OFFICIAL MAY OFFER YOU SOME IF YOU ASK, OR BUM HIM NICELY.

11/06/06 - RIGHT YOU SHOWER OF BASTARDS, 6 DAYS TO GO. PLEASE CONFIRM BY WAY OF MESSAGE BELOW IF YOU ARE COMING (AND IF SO IF YOU ARE CLAIMING FLOORSPACE), SO I CAN ORGANISE BOOZES & FOODS & THE LIKE PLEASE THANKYOU YES. I can't be arsed laying on breakfasts, so anyone hungry the morning after can come with me to Rossi's in Keighley for a £5.85 BIG breakfast (FOUR sausages, FOUR slices of bacon etc). Oh yes. Email/msn me for address & directions.
( ImNotRightBotheredMe fool, Thu 6 Apr 2006, 14:50, Reply)

*fires up the whippet*

*points North*

TALLY HO!

( Gizmo.mp3 does not exist, Thu 6 Apr 2006, 14:54, Reply)

I take it you'll be wanting to bagsy some space for sleeping?

( ImNotRightBotheredMe fool, Thu 6 Apr 2006, 15:10, Reply)

I'm saying yes.

Though we might have to say no. I don't know for certain due to work/Reece/money.

( Wicca'd Witch needs ideas for a new sig on..., Thu 6 Apr 2006, 15:08, Reply)

I shall keep my fingers crossed.

And bribe you with boozes when I visit.

( ImNotRightBotheredMe fool, Thu 6 Apr 2006, 15:11, Reply)

*lick*

( MCQ Cartoons n' shit: bagowank.com, Thu 6 Apr 2006, 20:45, Reply)

*bums reflectively*

( ImNotRightBotheredMe fool, Thu 6 Apr 2006, 21:54, Reply)

I dont know how or whatever

but it sounds good :D

(feek ferk fook foom, Thu 6 Apr 2006, 23:58, Reply)

Right, it looks like I'm in

Also looks like I could be persuaded to accomodate a couple of people if needs be (no bumming or non-film-type lesbian action obviously). Drunken women with low self esteem are particularly welcome.

(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Fri 7 Apr 2006, 0:19, Reply)

Considering...

I am having a Sheffield bash and there is crash space available, I will come to yours (and hopefully with crash space available) if you come to mine... (crash space also available)

( jim_bob can herd cats., Sat 8 Apr 2006, 19:29, Reply)

Could there be crash space available at your bash?

I can't make it to yours I'm afraid, I shall be in the capital doing rude things.
/INRBM chez Druid

( Druid, Sat 8 Apr 2006, 21:11, Reply)

Yes, there is crash space at mine

( jim_bob can herd cats., Fri 14 Apr 2006, 15:10, Reply)

Hmmm well I know I agreed to this

when you mentioned it in Reading...but I've already got a 30th birthday party on the 17th...

Bah :(

( Benny Tied To A Tree As much use as Anne Frank's drumkit, Sun 9 Apr 2006, 18:21, Reply)

Well then you are shit.

Never grace my msn again.

*shuns*

( ImNotRightBotheredMe fool, Sun 9 Apr 2006, 19:17, Reply)

Bah...

If anything changes I shall be up there like a rat up a drainpipe though...much rather go to this than go to what's probably going to be a really piss poor party.

( Benny Tied To A Tree As much use as Anne Frank's drumkit, Sat 15 Apr 2006, 0:10, Reply)

oooh teh sexeh yorkshire

please miss please miss can i stay?

( crazyjude is very happy with happytoast and his skill, Mon 10 Apr 2006, 16:56, Reply)

You can, you shall.

Bring a sleeping bag!

( ImNotRightBotheredMe fool, Wed 12 Apr 2006, 0:42, Reply)

I've signed up,

though I may have to drop out later.
Can I sleep in the shed?

( Malchick, Thu 13 Apr 2006, 17:33, Reply)

Yay! I hope you can make it.

Crash space is yours, stangely, nobody else has bagsied the shed yet.

( ImNotRightBotheredMe fool, Thu 13 Apr 2006, 18:30, Reply)

He hasn't seen the tribe of animals that live in it

Last time I was in there, they were conducting democratic voting by raising assorted numbers of their eight legs

( Gizmo.mp3 does not exist, Wed 17 May 2006, 22:30, Reply)

Can I bagsy some crash space as well please?

I have an airbed and a sleeping bag so I am sorted...

( jim_bob can herd cats., Sun 16 Apr 2006, 0:11, Reply)

See above ^^^

Crash space at mine is fully booked, but Bogus Official is kindly offering to act as an overflow :)

( ImNotRightBotheredMe fool, Mon 24 Apr 2006, 21:41, Reply)

Aye

You can doss at my palacial abode hovel above a shop if needs be. Airbed and sleeping bag unnecessary, I have enough kipping clobber.

(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Thu 27 Apr 2006, 0:21, Reply)

Done and done.

Thanks bogus matey.

( jim_bob can herd cats., Wed 31 May 2006, 15:43, Reply)

I've baggsied crashing space at INRBM's house

woooooooooooo

(rnuk http://flickr.com/rnuk, Sun 16 Apr 2006, 10:12, Reply)

I'm up for this

and won't need floorspace, as I'll still be living in Leeds and can get a direct train.

Edit: would Skipton be a good place for a b3ta bash some time? I may be living there later this year.
Edit edit: no I won't, but it still sounds like a good idea.

( The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Sun 16 Apr 2006, 18:25, Reply)

I'd say Skipton is as good as place as any.

Served by trains & buses well, late licences in a lot of the pubs, a shitty nightclub should you this way inclined.

( ImNotRightBotheredMe fool, Mon 24 Apr 2006, 21:40, Reply)

I might be able to make this...

Bagsy space in your bed the garden

( mugatu, Tue 18 Apr 2006, 15:44, Reply)

Fucking go, you mong.

:)

( grey kid is breakdancing to save a community centre, Mon 24 Apr 2006, 18:17, Reply)

*groan*

I'm soooooo crashing on your floor though. Y'know me, I take up no room. Well, s'long as I wear a hat. ;]

( grey kid is breakdancing to save a community centre, Mon 24 Apr 2006, 18:16, Reply)

Well seeing as you are a particularly lovely faced piss,

I might squeeze you in the cupboard where I keep my hoover. And your cravat. Yay!

( ImNotRightBotheredMe fool, Mon 24 Apr 2006, 21:39, Reply)

I'll come, maybe, if you promise not to wee on me too much.

( Comma, Thu 27 Apr 2006, 0:10, Reply)

As long as I can watch you caress Druid's monobrow,

my world will be complete.

( ImNotRightBotheredMe fool, Tue 2 May 2006, 1:32, Reply)

If someone wants to give me a lift from london

I might be persuaded to go.

( SuperMatt, Tue 9 May 2006, 19:36, Reply)

Well there are two of London's finest male specimens attending,

whether they are driving or not, you shall have to ask. Yay though :)

( ImNotRightBotheredMe fool, Wed 10 May 2006, 1:03, Reply)

I'll prod gizmo when I'm at work

I think it's about time I met some other b3tans.

( SuperMatt, Wed 10 May 2006, 7:00, Reply)

Ooh, I'm tempted.

Shall see what I can do. Can I have the shed?

( Hoohah Bibbly-bobbly-bubbly-snibbly wib-wib floppit., Tue 9 May 2006, 19:41, Reply)

If you want to cosy up with Chicken, the shed's the place!

I actually don't have any crash space left available, but Bogus Official may still have some, & I think Druid was considering the possibility of being an overspill :)

( ImNotRightBotheredMe fool, Wed 10 May 2006, 0:59, Reply)

Yep

I reckon I can manage a couple, first come first served and all that

(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Thu 11 May 2006, 16:18, Reply)

I would like to bagsy some space if I may

And I shall bring airbed and sleeping bag, if necessary. My home from home if you will.

( jim_bob can herd cats., Sat 3 Jun 2006, 17:54, Reply)

Consider it bagged

We will organise later when I am not drunk

Edit/ I have a futon and a double airbed + electric pump (posh cunt) and plenty of duvet action

(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Sun 4 Jun 2006, 21:58, Reply)

I feel I must get the time off of work to come to this.

( mcdoof fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, Mon 15 May 2006, 15:17, Reply)

*drops out*

damn
I've got to work *sobs*

( icklepeach *relurks*, Sat 27 May 2006, 9:07, Reply)

No!

This is poo. POO I TELLS YOU.

( ImNotRightBotheredMe fool, Sun 28 May 2006, 19:12, Reply)

Bugger Bugger Shit Sod Bugger.

We've got Reece that weekend :(

*kicks stuff*

( Wicca'd Witch needs ideas for a new sig on..., Tue 6 Jun 2006, 13:46, Reply)

TO CONFIRM - I WILL BE COMING.

Is this what you wanted? :)
*baggsies some space too, beacuse he (probably) can*

( grey kid is breakdancing to save a community centre, Mon 12 Jun 2006, 13:04, Reply)

Yes.

I also wanted cake though, so you haven't quite won yet.

*clears a space in the broom cupboard for a lovely*

( ImNotRightBotheredMe fool, Mon 12 Jun 2006, 16:10, Reply)

yay i'm confirming too

i'm coming up from sunny essex - anyone else want a lift other than piston broke who i am already giving a lift to.

( crazyjude is very happy with happytoast and his skill, Mon 12 Jun 2006, 19:22, Reply)

CONFIRMATION OF ARRIVAL

And will go wherever floorspace is.

( jim_bob can herd cats., Mon 12 Jun 2006, 19:21, Reply)

*noted*

( ImNotRightBotheredMe fool, Mon 12 Jun 2006, 22:52, Reply)

FOR SURE I AM GOING

but I may (not) be late as I'm moving house on the Saturday.*
and no, I won't be needing floorspace or transport because I only live 35mins away by train.
I'll also be leaving early, as the last train's at 22.36 (ugh)

* edit: quite likely, as the van bloke's not coming round till 3.30

( The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Mon 12 Jun 2006, 20:48, Reply)

*adds tick to list*

( ImNotRightBotheredMe fool, Mon 12 Jun 2006, 22:52, Reply)

You know very well I am coming

In your hair etc

And how shall I email msn you when there isn't any of that shite in your profile? Tell me that will you!

(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Mon 12 Jun 2006, 23:37, Reply)

CONFIRMED

LIKE A BIG PULSATING BUMFLANGE

GIMME FLOOR BITCH.

( MCQ Cartoons n' shit: bagowank.com, Tue 13 Jun 2006, 2:50, Reply)

You can have the cupboard if you're lucky.

*straightly snogs*

( ImNotRightBotheredMe fool, Tue 13 Jun 2006, 12:05, Reply)