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The b3ta Christmas Carol
Following the last bash at the studio, we have decided to do another one. This time, we will be recording a new Christmas Carol.
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You b3tans are invited to our house and studio for another bash. Plenty of crash and camping space, lots of booze, curry and Christmas games, then everyone into the studio to record a b3ta Christmas Carol. Start thinking up ideas.
IF YOU HAVE SIGNED UP, GAZ ME FOR ADDRESS AND PHONE NUMBERS
I dare say Mrs HB will be making another cock/bum/goatse cake, but with a Christmas theme.
Everyone will get a copy on CD like the last time.
This was the row we made last time
I still have a few extra copies on CD. If you would like one, GAZ me your address and I'll send you one, probably.
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IF YOU CAME TO THE LAST ONE, I SAID IF YOU CAME TO THE LAST ONE AND YOU ENDED UP A BIT DEAF, THAT'S RIGHT DEAR, DEAF.........
Things to bring:
Sleeping bags, boozes (We will lay on some), pie.
Prize for the best bad taste card.
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Food: We are going to make another giant bucket of chicken curry, rice etc, chilli and some vegie stuff too.
Like last time, if you are travelling by train or bus, we will arrange collection from Ely train or bus station. Just call us when you get there and we will be there within a few minutes. If you are crashing the night, there will be brekkies in the morning and lifts back to Ely.
If you don't have our phone numbers,
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The b3ta Christmas Carol
Going: Captn Hood-Butter, MooCow_Byter, moohalaa, jim_bob, Rubymurray, The Cat's Mistletoe, The Teviot Moose, The Cat's Mother, Godzuki, crazyjude, TFD, SuperMatt, WormuIus, Tyronne, Bobson I, TopUpTheTea, IDontMakeTea, Wicca'd Witch, Yeknom. Incontinence and Premature ejaculation? (19 people).
Captn Hood-Butter is not dead yet., Mon 9 Oct 2006, 22:43,
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As I've said before,only a fool would miss an event such as this. Especially after the excellent fun had at the last one.
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MooCow_Byter, Mon 9 Oct 2006, 22:51,
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You know it makes senseor not, but hey. What the hell!!
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Captn Hood-Butter is not dead yet., Mon 9 Oct 2006, 22:55,
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I'm scaredWill be my first bash.
I used to be able to sing and play the guitar.
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Rubymurray is disdainful of your hateful, ill-formed opinions, Mon 9 Oct 2006, 22:57,
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Sounds perfect.You will have a great time.
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Captn Hood-Butter is not dead yet., Mon 9 Oct 2006, 22:58,
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I can bring my beautiful guitarAs long as someone else plays it cos I suck.
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Rubymurray is disdainful of your hateful, ill-formed opinions, Mon 9 Oct 2006, 23:13,
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I want to singBecause i'm good at singing and have star quality.
Or I think that I do, when I'm drunk, which I am now.
/rambles
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Rubymurray is disdainful of your hateful, ill-formed opinions, Thu 12 Oct 2006, 18:54,
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you'll fit in with the rest of uswho also have star quality singing
pffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffft or not
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crazyjude is very happy with happytoast and his skill, Thu 12 Oct 2006, 19:14,
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Well I'm worried about even turning up(
Rubymurray is disdainful of your hateful, ill-formed opinions, Fri 13 Oct 2006, 0:21,
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being reassured by Piston Broke?Fear not youngling
Father Wormulus has something in his sack for you
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WormuIus, Tue 17 Oct 2006, 10:18,
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Good to see you are coming young sirGiving your lovely missus the chance to be the filling in a piston/wormulus manwich.
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jim_bob can herd cats., Tue 17 Oct 2006, 21:23,
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Don't beI've been to three bashes in the last two months, each time i've met complete strangers there (apart from one person at the CHB one and two last night), it's fine and feels like you've known everyone for ages after a few hours and a drink or two
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Bobson I who milks the milkmen?, Sun 29 Oct 2006, 17:56,
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I shall be there withmy big fog horn gob ruining everything
i could bring my bodhran if you fancied some diddle de de oirish beats
edit: can't make this now unfortunately :(
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Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Mon 9 Oct 2006, 23:00,
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Ah go on - have you got a piano I can abuse?(
The Teviot Moose major 5th., Mon 9 Oct 2006, 23:17,
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oh go on then.only because you need my marvellous voice.... :)
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Godzuki needs more sleep., Tue 10 Oct 2006, 9:39,
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I think I've already signed up fora party that very nightI will send a perverted card though
Got the CD in the post :D
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WormuIus, Wed 11 Oct 2006, 20:28,
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Aww that's a shame.Still have a good one.
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Captn Hood-Butter is not dead yet., Thu 12 Oct 2006, 1:42,
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I think I'll be there though.(
TFD is sporting this season's finest necropants, Fri 13 Oct 2006, 21:05,
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It seems the traitorous venue has become floodedand I am free once more
I am back on board
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WormuIus, Tue 17 Oct 2006, 10:19,
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yayayayaayyyayayaayayyayayayayayayayme me me
FIVE C D C ' S
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crazyjude is very happy with happytoast and his skill, Thu 12 Oct 2006, 19:10,
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I was going for5 goatse rings, but hey, either work!
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The Cat's Mother Not a People Person., Thu 12 Oct 2006, 22:02,
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Fucking womenlowering the tone as usual.
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Captn Hood-Butter is not dead yet., Mon 16 Oct 2006, 12:58,
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12 bummers bumming
11 Welsh-a-wanking
10 fuckers fucking
9 norks-a-norking
8 b3tans beating
7 mongs-a-belming
6 gingers rimming
5 sore rings
4 slippy turds
3 bell ends
2 slow fwaps
And a picture of a goatse
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Captn Hood-Butter is not dead yet., Fri 20 Oct 2006, 13:36,
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SadlyMe and Badger are supposed to be in Prague on the 8th December. However, if things dont go according to plan, one or both of us will attend this.
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Wicca'd Witch needs ideas for a new sig on..., Sun 15 Oct 2006, 19:05,
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It's OK* I've checked and Prague is closed in December, and in any case it's full of Pragians who smell worse than the French and beer is illegal and food is served up on bits of wood and is made from dead things found besides the road and they never use lube. Ever.
* May contain nuts.nuts lies
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Captn Hood-Butter is not dead yet., Mon 16 Oct 2006, 12:57,
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*gasp*Damion and I may be able to attend this one...we can't sing, but might bring a kazoo. can we still come if we're not musical?
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spangolin - the odds are good but the goods are odd, Wed 18 Oct 2006, 21:33,
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Yes.and yes. Glad you can make it.
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Captn Hood-Butter is not dead yet., Wed 18 Oct 2006, 22:09,
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I'll replenish the vodka stocks.and put out the buckets!
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The Cat's Mother Not a People Person., Sun 22 Oct 2006, 13:21,
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I've promised myself I won't get as drunk as I did then.I was drinking to get drunk, rather than because I enjoyed the taste of it.
Naughty.
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ArthurTheRat, Sun 22 Oct 2006, 20:45,
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I'm going to have to pull out... sorry.I'm going to a concert that night.
But I hope I'll see you all sometime soon.
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ArthurTheRat, Mon 30 Oct 2006, 18:50,
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Hope it's a good band :)It would have to be to compete with the fine music we'll be putting out.
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The Cat's Mother Not a People Person., Mon 30 Oct 2006, 21:16,
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pffffffffffffffffffffffffft/ac
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crazyjude is very happy with happytoast and his skill, Mon 27 Nov 2006, 14:13,
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Canwe please come ....and have sleepy space?...and this time we WILL be there unlike last time as I will have different car by then so no bloody fuse fiasco....
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Tyronne Get To Falkirk, Tue 24 Oct 2006, 11:10,
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We'll keep our fingers crossedand hope you can make it this time!
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The Cat's Mother Not a People Person., Tue 24 Oct 2006, 20:11,
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Music production, b3tans and boozeawwwh i'd be a fool not to come to this.
i shall book time off work, oh yes.. oh yes i fecking will.
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MCQ Cartoons n' shit: bagowank.com, Wed 25 Oct 2006, 2:23,
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It does sound goodLast one was great fun, and this one looks like it may be even betterer.
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Captn Hood-Butter is not dead yet., Wed 25 Oct 2006, 14:13,
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I am utterly skintand really need to work, or else christmas will not happen.. not going would result in having around £70 to use, going would result in having around minus £60.
So unfortunately I am going to have to drop out of this one
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MCQ Cartoons n' shit: bagowank.com, Mon 4 Dec 2006, 3:15,
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Ah what the hell, i'll comeedit - may I bagsy some floorspace? Plus this time i'll be able to come earlier and leave later
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Bobson I who milks the milkmen?, Sun 29 Oct 2006, 16:41,
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I need floorspace too I think/forgot to ask this
Otherwise I have a tent but I don't fancy that much in December.
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Rubymurray is disdainful of your hateful, ill-formed opinions, Mon 30 Oct 2006, 19:05,
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Should be OKWe've got the whole house and the studio as well. As long as people aren't too fussy as it will be floor space for most.
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The Cat's Mother Not a People Person., Mon 30 Oct 2006, 21:15,
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Fabulousas I forgot to ask also, and as anyone who has overnighted with me at a bash will know, I can sleep ANYWHERE.
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MCQ Cartoons n' shit: bagowank.com, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 2:59,
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Because of course, this is everyone's dream come true.Extra Chimpworth for all! Score!
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SpringySunshine - glass milk bottle, Mon 30 Oct 2006, 22:58,
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There's plenty of Chimpworth for everyone*winks*
Can I bagsy that awesome sofa I slept on? Just about the best nights sleep i've ever had
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Bobson I who milks the milkmen?, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 19:48,
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Sounds goodBut I've spent my entire student loan and can't afford to get there. Fucksocks.
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Have a look at people's profilesand see if anyone's nearby. You may be able to get a lift.
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The Cat's Mother Not a People Person., Sun 5 Nov 2006, 13:49,
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Where are you coming from?*has car*
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Rubymurray is disdainful of your hateful, ill-formed opinions, Sun 5 Nov 2006, 20:07,
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Oooh, are you coming from that londontown?/can't be arsed to fuck about with trains
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The Teviot Moose major 5th., Thu 9 Nov 2006, 10:25,
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Not really(
Rubymurray is disdainful of your hateful, ill-formed opinions, Sat 18 Nov 2006, 12:44,
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I just wanted to sayI just got in and I'm knackered! Looking forward to seeing you all.
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Captn Hood-Butter is not dead yet., Mon 6 Nov 2006, 3:00,
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doitdoitdoitdoitdoitI don't want to be the last person on the list
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Bobson I who milks the milkmen?, Mon 6 Nov 2006, 16:51,
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Woo hoo a new one!Do you sing or play anything, or will you be doing percussion like most of us?
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The Cat's Mother Not a People Person., Mon 6 Nov 2006, 21:47,
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golly i've not sang in a whileprobably what i'm best at... guitar will never be more than crap chords! *shame*
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TopUpTheTea you ain't seen me, right?, Wed 15 Nov 2006, 20:08,
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yayayayayaycome and sing badly like the rest of us
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crazyjude is very happy with happytoast and his skill, Mon 27 Nov 2006, 14:14,
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Can we have sofa space...or bed space?
Or something?
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Wicca'd Witch needs ideas for a new sig on..., Mon 6 Nov 2006, 18:36,
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Same one as you had last time OK?I'm still hoping to persuade my son to stay out that night so we'd have his double bed spare. Very pleased you're coming, it wouldn't be the same without you.
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The Cat's Mother Not a People Person., Mon 6 Nov 2006, 20:18,
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It would be good to have the bed - several people may be glad if me and himself were behind closed doors this time ;)If not, sofabed is fine :D
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Wicca'd Witch needs ideas for a new sig on..., Tue 7 Nov 2006, 17:07,
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that's the second time you've arranged this for when i am otherwise engaged at a bash elsewhere:(
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We'll check with you first next timeI'm sure we'll do another.
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The Cat's Mother Not a People Person., Thu 9 Nov 2006, 21:15,
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Looks like those pills are working thereHuzzah!
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Bobson I who milks the milkmen?, Thu 9 Nov 2006, 16:57,
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Woo yay and more woo!We'll get to meet you at last. Don't get all tekkie with H-B, Vintage and Spud though. Another peernist too.
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The Cat's Mother Not a People Person., Thu 9 Nov 2006, 21:17,
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YESI'm staying in Cambridge for a couple of weeks at the end of term, so I can come to this.
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Cap'n Tallbeard, Mon 13 Nov 2006, 18:27,
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If you can get the bus to Ely,ask the driver to put you off at the Streatham Roundabout and ring us on 01353 64 84 64 and we will pick you up. I'll probably give you a lift back to Cambridge if are thinking of crashing with all the other mongs.
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Captn Hood-Butter is not dead yet., Wed 15 Nov 2006, 23:20,
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I'll driving through Cambridge so I can give you a lift if you like(
Rubymurray is disdainful of your hateful, ill-formed opinions, Sat 18 Nov 2006, 12:46,
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Possibly need to know where to pick you up from?(
Rubymurray is disdainful of your hateful, ill-formed opinions, Fri 1 Dec 2006, 23:36,
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Any more crash space Sir?(
djrich - Live from Houghton Regis got this thing for Clémence Poésy, Thu 16 Nov 2006, 20:15,
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Yup!Best bring a sleeping bag though.
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Captn Hood-Butter is not dead yet., Mon 20 Nov 2006, 12:37,
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CheersI hope to be there.
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djrich - Live from Houghton Regis got this thing for Clémence Poésy, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 21:29,
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Right now, I'm a maybe.Edit: Any idea of what would be a good time to get there? I need to plan my weekend.
Also, I could bring my guitar if I can get it restrung...
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iEC: Redux Hands up., Fri 24 Nov 2006, 22:20,
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Good if you can make itI can guarantee a great bash.
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Captn Hood-Butter is not dead yet., Mon 27 Nov 2006, 20:34,
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Mid afternoon would be goodYou'll get a nice big fried breakfast on Sunday morning as well. Guitar stringing is no problem, we've got a few strings but I don't know if we've got a full set, but we do have some people capable of doing it.
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The Cat's Mother Not a People Person., Mon 4 Dec 2006, 12:11,
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I'll restring it for youI like doing it. I'm not buying the strings though.
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Rubymurray is disdainful of your hateful, ill-formed opinions, Fri 8 Dec 2006, 23:27,
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I'm not coming to the music bash anymoreBecause I'll be in Sheffield. Sorry!
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Cap'n Tallbeard, Sun 3 Dec 2006, 20:37,
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Bah!It's because we're old and smell of wee isn't it?
Have a good time in Sheffield.
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The Cat's Mother Not a People Person., Mon 4 Dec 2006, 13:06,
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