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new cockney rhyming slang

Cockney Rhyming Slang is everywhere now. Even Americans understand some of it. We need new impenetrable phrases for things, and we want you to photoshop them and stick them on the messageboard. Gertcha!

(Fri 7 Feb 2003, 11:26)
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# Teeth and Hair


(Tony Blair - sorry, first posty, honest guv!)
(funkyphatmolecule, Fri 7 Feb 2003, 12:47, More)
# Rick Parfitt of the 'Quo joins Gareth Hunt in Rhyming Slang hall of fame

(plankton, Fri 7 Feb 2003, 12:39, More)
# David Duchovny being sick

[My Uncle Mick!]
(I helped save b3ta! mnb098mnb used to be here, Fri 7 Feb 2003, 12:37, More)
# Cat on a Heater

s' B3ta init.
(I helped save b3ta! rhuby, Fri 7 Feb 2003, 12:34, More)
# Fancy
a disco?

Fek
(Hibbyz Erm, what do I do with this then?, Fri 7 Feb 2003, 12:33, More)
# Trevor was "no 'ands kitten" with his new girlfriend

(I helped save b3ta! sp3ktor - no,.. I don't know either, Fri 7 Feb 2003, 12:27, More)
# Comp entry

reposted for comp
(Scopex1, Fri 7 Feb 2003, 12:25, More)
# Vera and Phil


Vera Lynn and Philamonic... Gin and Tonic

/coat
(longboy_mcgoo, Fri 7 Feb 2003, 12:25, More)
# oh why didnt i vote...

(zeflar, Fri 7 Feb 2003, 12:21, More)
# kitten in a box

(I helped save b3ta! bRiCk, Fri 7 Feb 2003, 12:19, More)
# Panzer...
...tank...

..wank. Surprisingly enough we do use this in my group of friends.
(Hiltono, Fri 7 Feb 2003, 12:19, More)
# If you are looking at this site then you are officially a...


(skiver)
(trimprop, Fri 7 Feb 2003, 12:19, More)
# Deep Sea Diver

Fiver
(I helped save b3ta! rhuby, Fri 7 Feb 2003, 12:14, More)
# a shameless lift!
Posh and Becks


Kecks!
(I helped save b3ta! pobx, Fri 7 Feb 2003, 12:07, More)
# Paul Daniels in a van

(ham)
(I helped save b3ta! Obz Click, ting, stamps, Fri 7 Feb 2003, 12:07, More)
# 'avin a giraffe


wheeeeeeeepost for comp!
(I helped save b3ta! popt_art, Fri 7 Feb 2003, 12:03, More)
# headless bee

(cup of tea)
(I helped save b3ta! Obz Click, ting, stamps, Fri 7 Feb 2003, 11:56, More)
# Gold Plate Kitten

(Great Britain)

What am I doing? I know it only took five minutes but I've got a deadline today. I need help.
(I helped save b3ta! Mond, Fri 7 Feb 2003, 11:55, More)
# Becks and Posh

(NOSH)
(I helped save b3ta! bRiCk, Fri 7 Feb 2003, 11:52, More)
# You complete bear in a hat

(twat)


(repost for compo)
(I helped save b3ta! brainstuff can eat a whole shredded wheat, Fri 7 Feb 2003, 11:44, More)
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