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new cockney rhyming slang

Cockney Rhyming Slang is everywhere now. Even Americans understand some of it. We need new impenetrable phrases for things, and we want you to photoshop them and stick them on the messageboard. Gertcha!

(Fri 7 Feb 2003, 11:26)
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# Fun for all the family



Next time those hungry hippos come knocking at your door offering to do your drive. Offer to pay them in little plastic balls!!
(whoremoan, Sun 9 Feb 2003, 2:43, More)
# i think it's lame but here it's
my first post after sometime of lurking
around the page :)

be gentleee!



(the core)
(i told you i was hardcore)
(gzip, Sun 9 Feb 2003, 2:12, More)
# Cor Blimey, you near gave me a

(executive maritz, Sun 9 Feb 2003, 1:59, More)
# Ball Spaniels, I'm back!


...wot?
(Johnny2 Harrumph!, Sun 9 Feb 2003, 1:28, More)
# If this is deemed NSFW let me know and I'll delete

(I helped save b3ta! Flash_Bastard, Sun 9 Feb 2003, 1:26, More)
# bizarrely...yes, last year for a flyer..

(I helped save b3ta! Beardo, Sun 9 Feb 2003, 1:13, More)
# Pertinent to the fighter

has anyone done an 'all dayer' yet?
(Dazbert, Sun 9 Feb 2003, 0:48, More)
# Come on over to my place...
....Hey you, we're having a Russell


(Bridgebee, Sun 9 Feb 2003, 0:35, More)
# Bed time...
... and time to take a Lillian



Lillian Gish?
(I helped save b3ta! Reckless_Rik, Sun 9 Feb 2003, 0:31, More)
# cockney slangage

(xero, Sat 8 Feb 2003, 22:46, More)
# The clock starts...now

OK, not technically new but thought I'd put it in anyway.
(Chromatically Challenged, Sat 8 Feb 2003, 22:03, More)
# Mutt and Jeff


(deaf)
(m4tt, Sat 8 Feb 2003, 21:43, More)
# whats he doing?

anybody?
(I helped save b3ta! Or is it?, Sat 8 Feb 2003, 21:33, More)
# Cauliflower ear

Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
the fear!
(Budgie shouldn't be on here, Sat 8 Feb 2003, 21:28, More)
# Caffiene
made this, but then thought "what the hell rhymes with caffiene?"

(James Marshall, Sat 8 Feb 2003, 20:26, More)
# Harry....

(Bristolian, Sat 8 Feb 2003, 19:25, More)
# Elsie was delighted with her new Desmond


coat/hat/stick&labrador/ offski
(I helped save b3ta! Dill, Sat 8 Feb 2003, 19:23, More)
# New Cockney Rhyming Slang?

Better check it's not in here first
(I helped save b3ta! diyjoe, Sat 8 Feb 2003, 19:17, More)
# Anyone for a game of Les Dennis ?

(executive maritz, Sat 8 Feb 2003, 19:01, More)
# Uncle Peter...



B3ta !


Gotta get a few Brownie points for that one
(Schlottie, Sat 8 Feb 2003, 18:42, More)
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