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Cockney Rhyming Slang is everywhere now. Even Americans understand some of it. We need new impenetrable phrases for things, and we want you to photoshop them and stick them on the messageboard. Gertcha!
(Fri 7 Feb 2003, 11:26)
Fun for all the family

Next time those hungry hippos come knocking at your door offering to do your drive. Offer to pay them in little plastic balls!!
( , Sun 9 Feb 2003, 2:43, More)
i think it's lame but here it's
my first post after sometime of lurking
around the page :)
be gentleee!

(the core)
(i told you i was hardcore)
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The clock starts...now

OK, not technically new but thought I'd put it in anyway.
( , Sat 8 Feb 2003, 22:03, More)
Cauliflower ear

Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
the fear!
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Caffiene
made this, but then thought "what the hell rhymes with caffiene?"
( , Sat 8 Feb 2003, 20:26, More)
Elsie was delighted with her new Desmond

coat/hat/stick&labrador/ offski
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Cockney Rhyming Slang is everywhere now. Even Americans understand some of it. We need new impenetrable phrases for things, and we want you to photoshop them and stick them on the messageboard. Gertcha!
(Fri 7 Feb 2003, 11:26)


Next time those hungry hippos come knocking at your door offering to do your drive. Offer to pay them in little plastic balls!!
( , Sun 9 Feb 2003, 2:43, More)

my first post after sometime of lurking
around the page :)
be gentleee!

(the core)
(i told you i was hardcore)
( , Sun 9 Feb 2003, 2:12, More)


OK, not technically new but thought I'd put it in anyway.
( , Sat 8 Feb 2003, 22:03, More)


Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
the fear!
( , Sat 8 Feb 2003, 21:28, More)

made this, but then thought "what the hell rhymes with caffiene?"

( , Sat 8 Feb 2003, 20:26, More)


coat/hat/stick&labrador/ offski
( , Sat 8 Feb 2003, 19:23, More)