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Cockney Rhyming Slang is everywhere now. Even Americans understand some of it. We need new impenetrable phrases for things, and we want you to photoshop them and stick them on the messageboard. Gertcha!
(Fri 7 Feb 2003, 11:26)
shave the whales
www.johnbarber.com/CTM/razor.jpg
www.wildlifesociety.org.za/images/whales.jpg
( , Tue 11 Feb 2003, 7:30, More)
After having unprotected sex, Chris was horrified to find...

...he had caught a dose of cubic mice!
Edit:(Its 'pubic lice', init!?)
( , Tue 11 Feb 2003, 0:33, More)
About ten minutes after I finished this
I discovered that the whole kittens/mittens rhyming slang territory had already been thoroughly explored. Have it anyway, I'm going for a brew...
( , Mon 10 Feb 2003, 20:16, More)
It was getting dark.
They were lost.

Their only hope was to send up some Pams ...
( , Mon 10 Feb 2003, 18:54, More)
Furtive has many aliases
He holds many postisions in the FBI, Clergy, and is present in the communities of other species.

Bigger and better quality of the poor pic
Not quite Rhyming Slang
More like Anagram slang but shhhhhhs.........
( , Mon 10 Feb 2003, 18:31, More)
Right
Goin' to pizza hut mate an' I'm gonna zippy and george meself till I bust
( , Mon 10 Feb 2003, 17:57, More)
My first ever attempt - be kind
For some reason I couldn't find a photo of him.............so I had to use a drawing:
( , Mon 10 Feb 2003, 17:23, More)
Alcoholic footballer-related cockney rhyming slang pt.2
(should have done this one first but it only just occurred to me)
After a big night in the "Paul McGrath"*...

.....Dave was feeling a bit "Brian Clough"
www.b3ta.com/board/782483
*bar
( , Mon 10 Feb 2003, 16:23, More)
After a big night on the piss....
...Dave was feeling a bit 'Brian Clough'*...

*rough
( , Mon 10 Feb 2003, 16:06, More)
why do i think of this stuff?

my head's b3ta'd
that took far too long to do :(
( , Mon 10 Feb 2003, 15:51, More)
good afternoon
I made this. Sorry.
hope it's not been done to death
( , Mon 10 Feb 2003, 15:22, More)
first time caller long time listener
awww, c'mon, i'm a first timer, innit?
( , Mon 10 Feb 2003, 14:59, More)


Cockney Rhyming Slang is everywhere now. Even Americans understand some of it. We need new impenetrable phrases for things, and we want you to photoshop them and stick them on the messageboard. Gertcha!
(Fri 7 Feb 2003, 11:26)

www.johnbarber.com/CTM/razor.jpg
www.wildlifesociety.org.za/images/whales.jpg
( , Tue 11 Feb 2003, 7:30, More)


...he had caught a dose of cubic mice!
Edit:(Its 'pubic lice', init!?)
( , Tue 11 Feb 2003, 0:33, More)

I discovered that the whole kittens/mittens rhyming slang territory had already been thoroughly explored. Have it anyway, I'm going for a brew...

( , Mon 10 Feb 2003, 20:16, More)

They were lost.

Their only hope was to send up some Pams ...
( , Mon 10 Feb 2003, 18:54, More)

He holds many postisions in the FBI, Clergy, and is present in the communities of other species.

Bigger and better quality of the poor pic
Not quite Rhyming Slang
More like Anagram slang but shhhhhhs.........
( , Mon 10 Feb 2003, 18:31, More)

Goin' to pizza hut mate an' I'm gonna zippy and george meself till I bust

( , Mon 10 Feb 2003, 17:57, More)

For some reason I couldn't find a photo of him.............so I had to use a drawing:

( , Mon 10 Feb 2003, 17:23, More)

(should have done this one first but it only just occurred to me)
After a big night in the "Paul McGrath"*...

.....Dave was feeling a bit "Brian Clough"
www.b3ta.com/board/782483
*bar
( , Mon 10 Feb 2003, 16:23, More)

...Dave was feeling a bit 'Brian Clough'*...

*rough
( , Mon 10 Feb 2003, 16:06, More)


my head's b3ta'd
that took far too long to do :(
( , Mon 10 Feb 2003, 15:51, More)

I made this. Sorry.
hope it's not been done to death

( , Mon 10 Feb 2003, 15:22, More)

awww, c'mon, i'm a first timer, innit?

( , Mon 10 Feb 2003, 14:59, More)