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new cockney rhyming slang

Cockney Rhyming Slang is everywhere now. Even Americans understand some of it. We need new impenetrable phrases for things, and we want you to photoshop them and stick them on the messageboard. Gertcha!

(Fri 7 Feb 2003, 11:26)
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# shave the whales
www.johnbarber.com/CTM/razor.jpg
www.wildlifesociety.org.za/images/whales.jpg
(flakeygoathairs, Tue 11 Feb 2003, 7:30, More)
# After having unprotected sex, Chris was horrified to find...

...he had caught a dose of cubic mice!
Edit:(Its 'pubic lice', init!?)
(son of crazymum, Tue 11 Feb 2003, 0:33, More)
# Ooo look, issa coupla currant buns..

(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Mon 10 Feb 2003, 23:51, More)
# .

(I helped save b3ta! growler, Mon 10 Feb 2003, 21:51, More)
# About ten minutes after I finished this
I discovered that the whole kittens/mittens rhyming slang territory had already been thoroughly explored. Have it anyway, I'm going for a brew...

(I helped save b3ta! sijones, Mon 10 Feb 2003, 20:16, More)
# It was getting dark.
They were lost.

Their only hope was to send up some Pams ...
(dagnabbit, Mon 10 Feb 2003, 18:54, More)
# yeeughh, I've just stood in a douglas

(I helped save b3ta! Dill, Mon 10 Feb 2003, 18:45, More)
# Furtive has many aliases
He holds many postisions in the FBI, Clergy, and is present in the communities of other species.

Bigger and better quality of the poor pic
Not quite Rhyming Slang
More like Anagram slang but shhhhhhs.........
(Alpen, Mon 10 Feb 2003, 18:31, More)
# Right
Goin' to pizza hut mate an' I'm gonna zippy and george meself till I bust

(dapthechap probably has this as a status on facebook, Mon 10 Feb 2003, 17:57, More)
# can u guess it, i need a.......


(jimmy riddle, pidde)
(orinoco [i]blow[/i], Mon 10 Feb 2003, 17:35, More)
# My first ever attempt - be kind
For some reason I couldn't find a photo of him.............so I had to use a drawing:




(Ace Garp, Mon 10 Feb 2003, 17:23, More)
# more cockerney sparrers

(dagnabbit, Mon 10 Feb 2003, 17:05, More)
# Satan's work is never done

(I helped save b3ta! rhuby, Mon 10 Feb 2003, 17:04, More)
# Alcoholic footballer-related cockney rhyming slang pt.2
(should have done this one first but it only just occurred to me)

After a big night in the "Paul McGrath"*...



.....Dave was feeling a bit "Brian Clough"

www.b3ta.com/board/782483

*bar
(I helped save b3ta! Squid Ink should be stored upright in a cool, dark place, Mon 10 Feb 2003, 16:23, More)
# After a big night on the piss....
...Dave was feeling a bit 'Brian Clough'*...



*rough
(I helped save b3ta! Squid Ink should be stored upright in a cool, dark place, Mon 10 Feb 2003, 16:06, More)
# One day

i'll be better at this.
Need inspiration.
And wit.
(I helped save b3ta! MrSparky, Mon 10 Feb 2003, 15:53, More)
# why do i think of this stuff?

my head's b3ta'd

that took far too long to do :(
(mountainloz i want a bulldog/Shih Tzu cross breed, Mon 10 Feb 2003, 15:51, More)
# good afternoon
I made this. Sorry.
hope it's not been done to death

(dagnabbit, Mon 10 Feb 2003, 15:22, More)
# stinking minge

=drinking binge.
(I helped save b3ta! sinisterduck, Mon 10 Feb 2003, 15:22, More)
# first time caller long time listener
awww, c'mon, i'm a first timer, innit?


(I helped save b3ta! baby wet ones, Mon 10 Feb 2003, 14:59, More)
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