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Cockney Rhyming Slang is everywhere now. Even Americans understand some of it. We need new impenetrable phrases for things, and we want you to photoshop them and stick them on the messageboard. Gertcha!
(Fri 7 Feb 2003, 11:26)
pint of mandella
im new but me got some cockney ryhming slang. me and my mates no longer drink stella but we have a pint of mandella (D)
( , Wed 12 Feb 2003, 22:48, More)
luv a duck gor blimey me old cockney sparra
hope it's not been done. and if it has, i hope it's been done much better
( , Wed 12 Feb 2003, 19:53, More)
featureless kid with the grafted on face of ernest borgnine =

time.
(as in, "have you got the right featureless kid with the grafted on face of ernest borgnine, please guvnor?")
( , Wed 12 Feb 2003, 16:57, More)
Not exactly 'rhyming' slang, but its vaguely related to cockneys
'Getting off at Baker Street'
To describe a particular bedroom act (use your imaginations...)
Baker street is the only tube stop where you can change from the Hammersmith & City (the PINK line) to the Bakerloo Line (the BROWN line).
( , Wed 12 Feb 2003, 16:27, More)
She's a bit of a Venetian Punter

And a completely unrelated link which I found funny.
(Just avoiding thread wastage)>
( , Wed 12 Feb 2003, 14:33, More)
Scary kitten..
Bitten!
Bit rubbish really
My very very first play with tattychop
( , Tue 11 Feb 2003, 22:19, More)
wiv ar kaple of Jack n' Jills there aint nafink i hloik bhetter
than a good old CHAZ N DAVE!
( , Tue 11 Feb 2003, 21:04, More)
Revised double Cockney
Sorry kids, it was late when I posted this last night & I forgot to loop it.

Better now?
( , Tue 11 Feb 2003, 20:27, More)


Cockney Rhyming Slang is everywhere now. Even Americans understand some of it. We need new impenetrable phrases for things, and we want you to photoshop them and stick them on the messageboard. Gertcha!
(Fri 7 Feb 2003, 11:26)

im new but me got some cockney ryhming slang. me and my mates no longer drink stella but we have a pint of mandella (D)
( , Wed 12 Feb 2003, 22:48, More)

hope it's not been done. and if it has, i hope it's been done much better
( , Wed 12 Feb 2003, 19:53, More)


time.
(as in, "have you got the right featureless kid with the grafted on face of ernest borgnine, please guvnor?")
( , Wed 12 Feb 2003, 16:57, More)

'Getting off at Baker Street'
To describe a particular bedroom act (use your imaginations...)
Baker street is the only tube stop where you can change from the Hammersmith & City (the PINK line) to the Bakerloo Line (the BROWN line).
( , Wed 12 Feb 2003, 16:27, More)


And a completely unrelated link which I found funny.
(Just avoiding thread wastage)>
( , Wed 12 Feb 2003, 14:33, More)

Bitten!
Bit rubbish really
My very very first play with tattychop

( , Tue 11 Feb 2003, 22:19, More)

than a good old CHAZ N DAVE!

( , Tue 11 Feb 2003, 21:04, More)

Sorry kids, it was late when I posted this last night & I forgot to loop it.

Better now?
( , Tue 11 Feb 2003, 20:27, More)