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new cockney rhyming slang

Cockney Rhyming Slang is everywhere now. Even Americans understand some of it. We need new impenetrable phrases for things, and we want you to photoshop them and stick them on the messageboard. Gertcha!

(Fri 7 Feb 2003, 11:26)
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# my first
and last entry into this compo...


(, Fri 7 Feb 2003, 13:52, More)
# FIRST POST!
I think I'll have a packet of Artist Formerly Known as Prince...



(trebor extra-strong mints)
(, Fri 7 Feb 2003, 13:49, More)
# Rolf Harris......

in a......

Toyota Yaris
(, Fri 7 Feb 2003, 13:41, More)
# dum de dum

(, Fri 7 Feb 2003, 13:38, More)
# as dave posed for the camera
billy was eyeing up his yul bryner



dinner
(, Fri 7 Feb 2003, 13:33, More)
# After a stressful days trading...
Rupert found a Pinot Blanc helped him relax...

EDIT: OK it only really works if you mis-pronounce 'Blanc'...
(, Fri 7 Feb 2003, 13:30, More)
# Ted Rogers

tax dodgers?

First time shopper. Please be nice!
(, Fri 7 Feb 2003, 13:27, More)
# I've only had two nose jobs...
that jacko pic again, clicky
(, Fri 7 Feb 2003, 13:25, More)
# Cor Blimey Guv'nor...
Went out for a couple of queers and a Ruby Murray...



And ended up in bed with a right Jazzsinger!


(, Fri 7 Feb 2003, 13:19, More)
# The doorman wouldn't let me in because I had me glorias on.

(, Fri 7 Feb 2003, 13:17, More)
# yay more toilet humour!

'tis a common phrase down our way.
/re-lurk
(, Fri 7 Feb 2003, 13:16, More)
# Can i Use yer Gary Glitter mate


I'm turtling...
(, Fri 7 Feb 2003, 13:15, More)
# comp entry for you all to moan at
hockney timing lang



biggy

*sits back and waits for abuse*
(, Fri 7 Feb 2003, 13:07, More)
# nnsfw!


re-censored
(, Fri 7 Feb 2003, 12:58, More)
# Clayman Suicide

(ganglioside?)
(, Fri 7 Feb 2003, 12:57, More)
# .

(, Fri 7 Feb 2003, 12:55, More)
# Fancy a Shuttledish?

Cuttlefish
-topical but poorly implemented
(, Fri 7 Feb 2003, 12:53, More)
# Bad case of the hatties

(, Fri 7 Feb 2003, 12:51, More)
# Show us your
Fraggle Rock...


Dirty Dio Bach's Kittens...
(, Fri 7 Feb 2003, 12:50, More)
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