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Cockney Rhyming Slang is everywhere now. Even Americans understand some of it. We need new impenetrable phrases for things, and we want you to photoshop them and stick them on the messageboard. Gertcha!
(Fri 7 Feb 2003, 11:26)
FIRST POST!
I think I'll have a packet of Artist Formerly Known as Prince...

(trebor extra-strong mints)
( , Fri 7 Feb 2003, 13:49, More)
as dave posed for the camera
billy was eyeing up his yul bryner

dinner
( , Fri 7 Feb 2003, 13:33, More)
After a stressful days trading...
Rupert found a Pinot Blanc helped him relax...

EDIT: OK it only really works if you mis-pronounce 'Blanc'...
( , Fri 7 Feb 2003, 13:30, More)
Cor Blimey Guv'nor...
Went out for a couple of queers and a Ruby Murray...

And ended up in bed with a right Jazzsinger!
( , Fri 7 Feb 2003, 13:19, More)
Progressive Rocker=Soccer
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Cockney Rhyming Slang is everywhere now. Even Americans understand some of it. We need new impenetrable phrases for things, and we want you to photoshop them and stick them on the messageboard. Gertcha!
(Fri 7 Feb 2003, 11:26)

I think I'll have a packet of Artist Formerly Known as Prince...
(trebor extra-strong mints)
( , Fri 7 Feb 2003, 13:49, More)

billy was eyeing up his yul bryner

dinner
( , Fri 7 Feb 2003, 13:33, More)

Rupert found a Pinot Blanc helped him relax...

EDIT: OK it only really works if you mis-pronounce 'Blanc'...
( , Fri 7 Feb 2003, 13:30, More)

Went out for a couple of queers and a Ruby Murray...

And ended up in bed with a right Jazzsinger!

( , Fri 7 Feb 2003, 13:19, More)

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( , Fri 7 Feb 2003, 13:11, More)