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new cockney rhyming slang

Cockney Rhyming Slang is everywhere now. Even Americans understand some of it. We need new impenetrable phrases for things, and we want you to photoshop them and stick them on the messageboard. Gertcha!

(Fri 7 Feb 2003, 11:26)
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# often heard down at the quays.

(I helped save b3ta! zog why change it now?, Tue 11 Feb 2003, 20:14, More)
# competition entry!
i'll have a pint of...

...queer.
(Cow, Tue 11 Feb 2003, 20:03, More)
# hmmm

be nice, first piccy in a while
(munkeh back from the land of the dead, Tue 11 Feb 2003, 19:32, More)
# On your marks


sharks!

terribly lame
(186 posts and no eye for a good front page, Tue 11 Feb 2003, 18:56, More)
# Treacle Tart
Conceptual Art

(dagnabbit, Tue 11 Feb 2003, 18:14, More)
# anyone fancy an Ian?

Ian Dury = Tandoori
(I helped save b3ta! bnt what, me worry?, Tue 11 Feb 2003, 18:01, More)
# Chicken Oriental?


Faackin' Mental!
As used by a genuine cockney. Slightly confusing when he shouts "You're faackin' chicken mate"
(Curmudgeon, Tue 11 Feb 2003, 17:01, More)
# Nerd rhyming slang

(GARY R., Tue 11 Feb 2003, 15:27, More)
# Dave lister...


blister!
(Braindeadleper, Tue 11 Feb 2003, 15:14, More)
# the hat
personally.... i think this is the winner!
(I helped save b3ta! nowimboard shouted "Bring On The Trumpets!" at, Tue 11 Feb 2003, 14:25, More)
# Jazz Funk

=Spunk
(bastien, Tue 11 Feb 2003, 14:18, More)
# Chicken Swinger...



...Filthy Ginger!
([email protected], Tue 11 Feb 2003, 13:53, More)
# Frog and Cone....
... mobile phone!

(I helped save b3ta! TooMuch2AM, Tue 11 Feb 2003, 13:32, More)
# Cosmetic surgery had left Leslie's "Daddy or chips" in a terrible state

(I helped save b3ta! sp3ktor - no,.. I don't know either, Tue 11 Feb 2003, 13:06, More)
# easy...

mind the gap
(I helped save b3ta! sinisterduck, Tue 11 Feb 2003, 12:13, More)
# But does it rhyme?

Roger's inability to express his true feelings for Amanda was compounded by the fact that every time she was near him he would develop a full-on "Osama"
(I helped save b3ta! sp3ktor - no,.. I don't know either, Tue 11 Feb 2003, 12:06, More)
# weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee


umm.. "ice skating orangutang" - "Rasberry jam"
(I helped save b3ta! Obz Click, ting, stamps, Tue 11 Feb 2003, 11:40, More)
# EAT HEINZ

(Robocop, Tue 11 Feb 2003, 10:28, More)
# Cock-a-niny fun.
" Oi, Son ,make sure u keep ur 'kitten's' on, it aint half brass monkeys out 'ere !"

(MissFluffy, Tue 11 Feb 2003, 10:02, More)
# shave the whales


(flakeygoathairs, Tue 11 Feb 2003, 7:35, More)
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