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Cockney Rhyming Slang is everywhere now. Even Americans understand some of it. We need new impenetrable phrases for things, and we want you to photoshop them and stick them on the messageboard. Gertcha!
(Fri 7 Feb 2003, 11:26)
Chicken Oriental?

Faackin' Mental!
As used by a genuine cockney. Slightly confusing when he shouts "You're faackin' chicken mate"
( , Tue 11 Feb 2003, 17:01, More)
Cosmetic surgery had left Leslie's "Daddy or chips" in a terrible state
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But does it rhyme?

Roger's inability to express his true feelings for Amanda was compounded by the fact that every time she was near him he would develop a full-on "Osama"
( , Tue 11 Feb 2003, 12:06, More)
weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

umm.. "ice skating orangutang" - "Rasberry jam"
( , Tue 11 Feb 2003, 11:40, More)
Cock-a-niny fun.
" Oi, Son ,make sure u keep ur 'kitten's' on, it aint half brass monkeys out 'ere !"
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Cockney Rhyming Slang is everywhere now. Even Americans understand some of it. We need new impenetrable phrases for things, and we want you to photoshop them and stick them on the messageboard. Gertcha!
(Fri 7 Feb 2003, 11:26)


Faackin' Mental!
As used by a genuine cockney. Slightly confusing when he shouts "You're faackin' chicken mate"
( , Tue 11 Feb 2003, 17:01, More)


( , Tue 11 Feb 2003, 13:06, More)


Roger's inability to express his true feelings for Amanda was compounded by the fact that every time she was near him he would develop a full-on "Osama"
( , Tue 11 Feb 2003, 12:06, More)


umm.. "ice skating orangutang" - "Rasberry jam"
( , Tue 11 Feb 2003, 11:40, More)

" Oi, Son ,make sure u keep ur 'kitten's' on, it aint half brass monkeys out 'ere !"

( , Tue 11 Feb 2003, 10:02, More)