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new cockney rhyming slang

Cockney Rhyming Slang is everywhere now. Even Americans understand some of it. We need new impenetrable phrases for things, and we want you to photoshop them and stick them on the messageboard. Gertcha!

(Fri 7 Feb 2003, 11:26)
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# Nice aris shame about the chevy

(I helped save b3ta! Terry Oblong There's nobody here but us chickens on, Sat 8 Feb 2003, 13:48, More)
# Sorry

(I helped save b3ta! bRiCk, Sat 8 Feb 2003, 13:20, More)
# Rhyming slang from around the world

(Also: "Aguirre, Wrath Of God" = "Odd".)
(pottedstu, Sat 8 Feb 2003, 12:46, More)
# Veras


Vera Lynns - Skins
(Bridgebee, Sat 8 Feb 2003, 12:42, More)
# Food


Hehe
(I helped save b3ta! Goon, Sat 8 Feb 2003, 12:13, More)
# be gentle...first post

(fartycat, Sat 8 Feb 2003, 12:08, More)
# Isn't that slang?

Thank God the board's dead.
(Bob McCow, Sat 8 Feb 2003, 10:37, More)
# A topical comp entry

Lousy rhyming I know, but it just seemed so right!
(Dan Jaw, Sat 8 Feb 2003, 3:52, More)
# can u see what it is yet?

(cheebatv, Sat 8 Feb 2003, 2:36, More)
#

(I helped save b3ta! Threepwood is heading back to a town called b3ta, Sat 8 Feb 2003, 1:57, More)
# Girarf-Barf

(I helped save b3ta! Flash_Bastard, Sat 8 Feb 2003, 1:13, More)
# tell me its obvious


2nd post be gentle...
(goforthandmultiply was a good idea for a user name when i registered, Fri 7 Feb 2003, 23:52, More)
# Hey!
Your mom, yeah, your mom!



You know she's a dirty dog's butt!
(RamFan2803, Fri 7 Feb 2003, 23:49, More)
# Elvis Crawfish.....

Awful crotch itch?
Ah hell. I'm an American,
I don't get this shit.
(Frezedriedelvis, Fri 7 Feb 2003, 23:34, More)
# highland cow...

(I helped save b3ta! eclectech is older but no wiser, Fri 7 Feb 2003, 23:15, More)
# i want to be the one to do it first
cue the inevitable:


(I helped save b3ta! _null_, Fri 7 Feb 2003, 23:12, More)
# Excuse me for a minute...
...I'm just going for a quick


(I helped save b3ta! Mystery_Bob, Fri 7 Feb 2003, 22:56, More)
# Watch yer 'ands mate,
the alexander's really bleedin 'ot, innit.

(dagnabbit, Fri 7 Feb 2003, 22:49, More)
# He fell down the apples and pears


Be kind; my first post
Click on piccie for my site
(mickeymoose fewest posts per day?, Fri 7 Feb 2003, 22:32, More)
# Awight me old China's

Apples n Pears , Look at me Rings , Bling Bling n all that
(smoglane!, Fri 7 Feb 2003, 22:22, More)
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