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Cockney Rhyming Slang is everywhere now. Even Americans understand some of it. We need new impenetrable phrases for things, and we want you to photoshop them and stick them on the messageboard. Gertcha!
(Fri 7 Feb 2003, 11:26)
Hello, we're cockneys 3

last one for today - Who wants to get Ozzy'd ?
( , Mon 10 Feb 2003, 10:37, More)
Rhyming slang
BBC3 launch night...

=shite?
that's actually chocolate ;)
( , Mon 10 Feb 2003, 10:12, More)
"Coming out tonight Gaz?"
"Nah, I'm"...

inspiration as hummused by ape.
( , Sun 9 Feb 2003, 23:58, More)
First Timer....
....so please be gentle with me. Thought I'd start my b3ta career by using a hopelessly overdone cliche for the cockerney rhyming slang compo.

Thx to Sargent for the inspiration, hope I'm not re-visiting boring ground etc....
(And if the pic doesn't work I'll cry)
( , Sun 9 Feb 2003, 21:23, More)
Pissed off
i'm fed up, my geforce 4 card is f**k ed up
so i'm stuck with all this fast computery stuff
and a geforce 2.i can't be arsed to even install potatoshop so i'm using txt insted.
_0_
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{ } it's george bush having a brace and bit.
( , Sun 9 Feb 2003, 21:13, More)
I have unnatural feelings towards no hands kitten.
Is that so wrong?

Actually, yes. It is. Shit.
There's a larger version here. Thanks to Yeti for the hosting.
( , Sun 9 Feb 2003, 16:07, More)


Cockney Rhyming Slang is everywhere now. Even Americans understand some of it. We need new impenetrable phrases for things, and we want you to photoshop them and stick them on the messageboard. Gertcha!
(Fri 7 Feb 2003, 11:26)


last one for today - Who wants to get Ozzy'd ?
( , Mon 10 Feb 2003, 10:37, More)

BBC3 launch night...

=shite?
that's actually chocolate ;)
( , Mon 10 Feb 2003, 10:12, More)

"Nah, I'm"...

inspiration as hummused by ape.
( , Sun 9 Feb 2003, 23:58, More)

....so please be gentle with me. Thought I'd start my b3ta career by using a hopelessly overdone cliche for the cockerney rhyming slang compo.

Thx to Sargent for the inspiration, hope I'm not re-visiting boring ground etc....
(And if the pic doesn't work I'll cry)
( , Sun 9 Feb 2003, 21:23, More)

i'm fed up, my geforce 4 card is f**k ed up
so i'm stuck with all this fast computery stuff
and a geforce 2.i can't be arsed to even install potatoshop so i'm using txt insted.
_0_
o
{ } it's george bush having a brace and bit.
( , Sun 9 Feb 2003, 21:13, More)

Is that so wrong?

Actually, yes. It is. Shit.
There's a larger version here. Thanks to Yeti for the hosting.
( , Sun 9 Feb 2003, 16:07, More)