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new cockney rhyming slang

Cockney Rhyming Slang is everywhere now. Even Americans understand some of it. We need new impenetrable phrases for things, and we want you to photoshop them and stick them on the messageboard. Gertcha!

(Fri 7 Feb 2003, 11:26)
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# Tacky I know!
Gordons Alive.............


Get up and Jive!!!
(maddave, Sat 8 Feb 2003, 18:23, More)
# Self-explanitory


first post... be kind...
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Cleo still alive, Sat 8 Feb 2003, 18:19, More)
# s'cuse me mate,
can I borrow your tie?

(psausage76, Sat 8 Feb 2003, 18:17, More)
# hairy bovine... calvin klein...

"Can I help you sir?"
"Yes, I'd like a pair of hairy bovines please"
(I helped save b3ta! eclectech is older but no wiser, Sat 8 Feb 2003, 17:49, More)
# Persian Rugs.

Drugs.
(I helped save b3ta! CJ, Sat 8 Feb 2003, 17:45, More)
# Suffering from a spot of Basil Brush?
You need

(I helped save b3ta! TunaBoy should be old enough to know better by now, Sat 8 Feb 2003, 17:29, More)
# I'm off for a Dawson!


...Naa' stop all that bunny and stick it behind the bar you slaaaags!
(I helped save b3ta! thethingfromanotherworld, Sat 8 Feb 2003, 17:20, More)
# Not sure if I'm getting the hang of this or not?


I'm just off to the Ille???
(Bridgebee, Sat 8 Feb 2003, 17:08, More)
# Meat cleaver...


Be gentle, this is my first post... and I've got a broken ankle

[Edit] Small bikini pic removed, now PG rated
(Schlottie, Sat 8 Feb 2003, 17:06, More)
#

Kudos to my mate Scratch for the inspiration =)
(I helped save b3ta! JKF You ain't seen me, roit?, Sat 8 Feb 2003, 16:53, More)
# wash day at the hemorrhoid hospital

(cheebatv, Sat 8 Feb 2003, 16:35, More)
# Its thick and fast in the ready money round
So say what you see...

(I helped save b3ta! Bud Muhnquai Update your profile or fuck off, Sat 8 Feb 2003, 16:29, More)
# Just a Simple one for starters.


Low Hummus levels!
(I helped save b3ta! Chumfatty, Sat 8 Feb 2003, 16:04, More)
# Oi, you princess

Princess in a Merc = Jerk
(Dr Wadd, Sat 8 Feb 2003, 16:00, More)
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(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Sat 8 Feb 2003, 15:46, More)
# Wilson Pickett

(Bridgebee, Sat 8 Feb 2003, 15:40, More)
# No Hands

Brass Bands
(I helped save b3ta! bRiCk, Sat 8 Feb 2003, 15:39, More)
# I'm all out of ideas

(I helped save b3ta! bRiCk, Sat 8 Feb 2003, 15:24, More)
# More rhymes...


A nohands rhyme
(I helped save b3ta! Goon, Sat 8 Feb 2003, 15:17, More)
# first post crap animation
really bite that tongue now.

(executive maritz, Sat 8 Feb 2003, 14:41, More)
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