not quite sure if i have got the hang of rhyming slang yet...

( buckets, Fri 7 Feb 2003, 17:23, More)

The Pope's school visits...
... always drew a large Girls Aloud.


(crowd)

First anim attempt (using Animation Shop 2). Can anyone tell me what happened? It's gone all yucky!! :-(

edit: FIXED IT!! Thanks people! Have a good weekend 'n' all that.
(teehom, Fri 7 Feb 2003, 17:16, More)

b3ta rhymes with...
think of any thing better?


( Goon, Fri 7 Feb 2003, 17:14, More)

Mountain pike

Mountain bike....Pike
Pike....Mountain bike

Which way round matters not.

click for biggy
(Guv, Fri 7 Feb 2003, 16:58, More)

Swordfished Roger

= todger
(dansegar, Fri 7 Feb 2003, 16:44, More)

Informative and educational gifs

(Al__S is constantly suprised, Fri 7 Feb 2003, 16:44, More)

Vladimir Ashkenazy...


...Khazi!


[He's a famous conductor you uncultured wonks!]
(slim_cop, Fri 7 Feb 2003, 16:42, More)

Lula's career took an unexpected nosedive when she accidentally loosed a "Tony" in a punter's face


edit: Mitigating factors:
a) done on gimp
b) picture of lady found using "fart" as search word - did not set out to do a picture of a stripper farting in a punter's face.
c) have to keep alt-tabbing like a man with a strange form of St Vitas' Dance.
d) my beer gland has deflated and needs replenishing
( brainstuff can eat a whole shredded wheat, Fri 7 Feb 2003, 16:33, More)

For those who pronounce B3ta as Bay-ta:
Pair of punts...



...it's "Beeeta" you cnuts

[edit] oh dear, I appear to have started a small war on the board
( gingerbenji wrote a book http://goo.gl/8UiGjd, Fri 7 Feb 2003, 16:25, More)

Bruce Lees
NSFW?

Not sure about the nsfw but better be safe
( Terry Oblong There's nobody here but us chickens on, Fri 7 Feb 2003, 16:05, More)

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( 0% Interest Expand Reply Retweet Favorite More, Fri 7 Feb 2003, 16:03, More)

Otter and Chips


Errmm... Photoshop Tips?

Bit Lame. First post. Sorry.
(mildlydiverting, Fri 7 Feb 2003, 16:02, More)

Flying ham...

Uncle Sam

Pigs will fly when I make a political joke...

First compo entry, be gentle with me, you know, etc.
( Whillow, Fri 7 Feb 2003, 16:02, More)

new cockney rhyming slang
Mine-handed Llama-pillow;

= Nine-banded armadillo.
(Norbert Sponge, Fri 7 Feb 2003, 16:02, More)

Dame Judi Dench

(stench)
(Guv, Fri 7 Feb 2003, 15:59, More)

Stairs
apples and pairs

(jamena, Fri 7 Feb 2003, 15:57, More)

Christ i could use a.....



Forrest
(samwheagle, Fri 7 Feb 2003, 15:56, More)

been thinking of this for a while

(mountainloz i want a bulldog/Shih Tzu cross breed, Fri 7 Feb 2003, 15:39, More)

Although he wouldn't admit it...
all his friends knew Trevor had a pretty bad b3ta FAQ habit...

( JKF You ain't seen me, roit?, Fri 7 Feb 2003, 15:35, More)

A furtive steal...

( the_fabulous_dancing_yak You like game? You come see 5punk.co.uk. You like!, Fri 7 Feb 2003, 15:32, More)