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new cockney rhyming slang

Cockney Rhyming Slang is everywhere now. Even Americans understand some of it. We need new impenetrable phrases for things, and we want you to photoshop them and stick them on the messageboard. Gertcha!

(Fri 7 Feb 2003, 11:26)
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# Turin Brakes...

cakes!
(Mystery Woo Yay Boy, Sun 9 Feb 2003, 15:40, More)
# Dont look kids


The Perkins got more than they bargained for when they went to watch the Embasy Snooker Finals!!
(whoremoan, Sun 9 Feb 2003, 15:25, More)
# Mandy Dingles = Pringles
www.msnusers.com/mypicture?user=4263~4AAAAAAARCfaLGbURLaQ3yBWkuErBGVaitB3haR2e*PHS5IFyNoxTtnA$$~4AAAAAAASEfSyvfNUdsk0QJ6eqbd7E8plfRg51QKxlM3A$
(I helped save b3ta! Furness, Sun 9 Feb 2003, 14:43, More)
# .
TOM GREEN

Hope you get it :) (EDIT: it should animate. $hummus--)
(I helped save b3ta! uberphil, Sun 9 Feb 2003, 14:03, More)
# Cor Blimey!
E ran up the apples n pears, my son, to get to the pesky midge, and turn around to av a barney wiv the giant Pacman. Ava pallaver.



reinvention
(Johnny2 Harrumph!, Sun 9 Feb 2003, 14:01, More)
# Scrotum and eyes... big mac and fries...

"What do you want for dinner?"
"I can't be bothered to cook, shall we pop out for a quick scrote?"

Wanted to avoid being NSFW so used dead scrotum (kangaroo) rather than live :-)
(I helped save b3ta! eclectech is older but no wiser, Sun 9 Feb 2003, 13:58, More)
# Cor Blimey Guvnor! You seen one of them...

(Johnny2 Harrumph!, Sun 9 Feb 2003, 13:49, More)
# Don't know which way round...

BBC One you cows
(Slick Stick (now anti +... and back), Sun 9 Feb 2003, 13:43, More)
# black&decker

Sorry bout this one, I have (very) recently stopped smoking and posting this crap is a good substitute.
(rick with the silent P, Sun 9 Feb 2003, 13:02, More)
# idea... 2/10 talent.. 0/10

(I helped save b3ta! Queen of Cheesecake, Sun 9 Feb 2003, 12:54, More)
# I know this is crude, but i don't care because i'm going on holiday!

(Womble, Sun 9 Feb 2003, 12:40, More)
# It should have been a raven ...

(I helped save b3ta! Cassidy : Vissi d'arte, Sun 9 Feb 2003, 12:18, More)
# 1st post take three, sorry guys

(I helped save b3ta! Gaz, Sun 9 Feb 2003, 11:50, More)
# Brighton Pier = FEAR!


ARGH, I'M...


...yogi beared!
(Mystery Woo Yay Boy, Sun 9 Feb 2003, 11:23, More)
# go easy....... virgin
I hope it's not been done before. I would also like tips on compression.

(rick with the silent P, Sun 9 Feb 2003, 10:44, More)
# You taken yer Winston this mornin, luv?

(baldie, Sun 9 Feb 2003, 10:43, More)
# NSX
us.f1.yahoofs.com/groups/g_6595035/NSX-R01.jpg?bcppiR.AhYw7Rnj5

Equals SEX!
(Fluffster, Sun 9 Feb 2003, 10:07, More)
# Anyone coming down the pub?
For a quick fear?

Pint O' The Best Please Barman!
(I helped save b3ta! dogbomb, Sun 9 Feb 2003, 8:29, More)
# That bloke over there...
... do you think he's a bit "Darren Day"?

GAY!
(I helped save b3ta! dogbomb, Sun 9 Feb 2003, 7:53, More)
# does exactly what it says on the tube


(I helped save b3ta! djol, Sun 9 Feb 2003, 3:07, More)
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