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Cockney Rhyming Slang is everywhere now. Even Americans understand some of it. We need new impenetrable phrases for things, and we want you to photoshop them and stick them on the messageboard. Gertcha!
(Fri 7 Feb 2003, 11:26)
Dont look kids

The Perkins got more than they bargained for when they went to watch the Embasy Snooker Finals!!
( , Sun 9 Feb 2003, 15:25, More)
Mandy Dingles = Pringles
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( , Sun 9 Feb 2003, 14:43, More)
Cor Blimey!
E ran up the apples n pears, my son, to get to the pesky midge, and turn around to av a barney wiv the giant Pacman. Ava pallaver.

reinvention
( , Sun 9 Feb 2003, 14:01, More)
Scrotum and eyes... big mac and fries...

"What do you want for dinner?"
"I can't be bothered to cook, shall we pop out for a quick scrote?"
Wanted to avoid being NSFW so used dead scrotum (kangaroo) rather than live :-)
( , Sun 9 Feb 2003, 13:58, More)
black&decker

Sorry bout this one, I have (very) recently stopped smoking and posting this crap is a good substitute.
( , Sun 9 Feb 2003, 13:02, More)
I know this is crude, but i don't care because i'm going on holiday!
( , Sun 9 Feb 2003, 12:40, More)
go easy....... virgin
I hope it's not been done before. I would also like tips on compression.
( , Sun 9 Feb 2003, 10:44, More)
NSX
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Equals SEX!
( , Sun 9 Feb 2003, 10:07, More)


Cockney Rhyming Slang is everywhere now. Even Americans understand some of it. We need new impenetrable phrases for things, and we want you to photoshop them and stick them on the messageboard. Gertcha!
(Fri 7 Feb 2003, 11:26)


The Perkins got more than they bargained for when they went to watch the Embasy Snooker Finals!!
( , Sun 9 Feb 2003, 15:25, More)

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( , Sun 9 Feb 2003, 14:43, More)

E ran up the apples n pears, my son, to get to the pesky midge, and turn around to av a barney wiv the giant Pacman. Ava pallaver.

reinvention
( , Sun 9 Feb 2003, 14:01, More)


"What do you want for dinner?"
"I can't be bothered to cook, shall we pop out for a quick scrote?"
Wanted to avoid being NSFW so used dead scrotum (kangaroo) rather than live :-)
( , Sun 9 Feb 2003, 13:58, More)


Sorry bout this one, I have (very) recently stopped smoking and posting this crap is a good substitute.
( , Sun 9 Feb 2003, 13:02, More)


( , Sun 9 Feb 2003, 12:40, More)

I hope it's not been done before. I would also like tips on compression.

( , Sun 9 Feb 2003, 10:44, More)

us.f1.yahoofs.com/groups/g_6595035/NSX-R01.jpg?bcppiR.AhYw7Rnj5
Equals SEX!
( , Sun 9 Feb 2003, 10:07, More)