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new cockney rhyming slang

Cockney Rhyming Slang is everywhere now. Even Americans understand some of it. We need new impenetrable phrases for things, and we want you to photoshop them and stick them on the messageboard. Gertcha!

(Fri 7 Feb 2003, 11:26)
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# fwoah i gota proper keg brewing



still dont really undstand the challenge
(I helped save b3ta! ?, Fri 7 Feb 2003, 15:23, More)
# show us your cockers

(I helped save b3ta! sinisterduck, Fri 7 Feb 2003, 15:21, More)
# Funny Hat

Fucking Twat
(Canazza is mostly listening to Yes, Fri 7 Feb 2003, 15:13, More)
# I'm gonna Status Quo the lawn

How low can it get?
(I helped save b3ta! Bluesound, Fri 7 Feb 2003, 15:12, More)
# .


(meat and two veg - greet a blue wedge)
(I helped save b3ta! custard, Fri 7 Feb 2003, 15:12, More)
# I know I'm going to live to regret this but...

Edit: Just don't be tempted to stroke it!
Edit2: I give up! It's a scary wok!
(I helped save b3ta! Horatio P Lemming, Fri 7 Feb 2003, 15:10, More)
# did you see Jack in the Box on Born Sloppy last night?


please tell me to stop, this isn't healthy!
(Mystery Woo Yay Boy, Fri 7 Feb 2003, 15:09, More)
# It's my Loris

and I'll pie if I want to, pie if I want to, pie if I want to...
(I helped save b3ta! WhoElse I'm what Willis was talking about, Fri 7 Feb 2003, 15:03, More)
# Maggie Philbin



Psilocybin
(I helped save b3ta! jsut peopel, Fri 7 Feb 2003, 14:55, More)
# .

edit:needed more subtlety
(I helped save b3ta! sinisterduck, Fri 7 Feb 2003, 14:52, More)
# another food one


not really a rhyming slang, more a spoonerism... hehe, dot hog
(Mystery Woo Yay Boy, Fri 7 Feb 2003, 14:25, More)
# What about this?

Not really new though...
(I helped save b3ta! Samsonite, Fri 7 Feb 2003, 14:20, More)
# .

(I helped save b3ta! GR33DY, Fri 7 Feb 2003, 14:17, More)
# Hi Everybody!
thought I'd give the challenge a whirl...



I hope no ones done it before, like what happens anytime I submit a compo entry.
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Nick Riviera, Fri 7 Feb 2003, 14:14, More)
# Hooking punt.

(dirty_root, Fri 7 Feb 2003, 14:13, More)
# Show us your big scary match



Hmm sorry
(btb01 Laughing on Judgement Day, Fri 7 Feb 2003, 14:09, More)
# .

(I helped save b3ta! monkeon schmonkeon, Fri 7 Feb 2003, 14:06, More)
# .

(I helped save b3ta! monkeon schmonkeon, Fri 7 Feb 2003, 14:01, More)
# how about a packet of weezers?


going downhill already...
(Mystery Woo Yay Boy, Fri 7 Feb 2003, 13:59, More)
# cor blimey guv
say what you see

(I helped save b3ta! [email protected], Fri 7 Feb 2003, 13:59, More)
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