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Cockney Rhyming Slang is everywhere now. Even Americans understand some of it. We need new impenetrable phrases for things, and we want you to photoshop them and stick them on the messageboard. Gertcha!
(Fri 7 Feb 2003, 11:26)
Ian Beale = Tony's New Deal

The difference?
One's a shifty little sod who'd happily sell his own grandmother.
The other's a character in Eastenders
Liddle bidda polidics?
( , Mon 10 Feb 2003, 14:26, More)
Repost for comp

Beacon = Joey Deacon(Spaz's in general)
EDIT Joey Deacon could also be beacon
( , Mon 10 Feb 2003, 14:07, More)
Cockney kittens

First postage, I figured I couldn't go wrong with kittens and beer,
I probably have
( , Mon 10 Feb 2003, 14:02, More)
compliment your lady on valentines day
by telling her she has nice pig blitz

(big tits)
( , Mon 10 Feb 2003, 13:20, More)
Britney and beers...

...Combo for a great night in / out / shake it all about about.
Thanks to Yeti for the hosting.
( , Mon 10 Feb 2003, 13:09, More)


Cockney Rhyming Slang is everywhere now. Even Americans understand some of it. We need new impenetrable phrases for things, and we want you to photoshop them and stick them on the messageboard. Gertcha!
(Fri 7 Feb 2003, 11:26)


The difference?
One's a shifty little sod who'd happily sell his own grandmother.
The other's a character in Eastenders
Liddle bidda polidics?
( , Mon 10 Feb 2003, 14:26, More)


Beacon = Joey Deacon(Spaz's in general)
EDIT Joey Deacon could also be beacon
( , Mon 10 Feb 2003, 14:07, More)


First postage, I figured I couldn't go wrong with kittens and beer,
I probably have
( , Mon 10 Feb 2003, 14:02, More)

by telling her she has nice pig blitz

(big tits)
( , Mon 10 Feb 2003, 13:20, More)


...Combo for a great night in / out / shake it all about about.
Thanks to Yeti for the hosting.
( , Mon 10 Feb 2003, 13:09, More)