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new cockney rhyming slang

Cockney Rhyming Slang is everywhere now. Even Americans understand some of it. We need new impenetrable phrases for things, and we want you to photoshop them and stick them on the messageboard. Gertcha!

(Fri 7 Feb 2003, 11:26)
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# Ian Beale = Tony's New Deal

The difference?
One's a shifty little sod who'd happily sell his own grandmother.
The other's a character in Eastenders
Liddle bidda polidics?
(I helped save b3ta! Horatio P Lemming, Mon 10 Feb 2003, 14:26, More)
# Hey awight bruv I got a...


clicky biggy!
(dapthechap probably has this as a status on facebook, Mon 10 Feb 2003, 14:21, More)
# Tommy Tank

(I helped save b3ta! arniie 18 years a b3tan this year!, Mon 10 Feb 2003, 14:07, More)
# Repost for comp

Beacon = Joey Deacon(Spaz's in general)
EDIT Joey Deacon could also be beacon
(I helped save b3ta! Tapping, Mon 10 Feb 2003, 14:07, More)
# 'Lo all.
Christian Slater. You can guess the rest.

(I helped save b3ta! Bingowings 2011 Businessman of the Year (Watford Branch), Mon 10 Feb 2003, 14:05, More)
# Red Adair = Furtive Bear

(dapthechap probably has this as a status on facebook, Mon 10 Feb 2003, 14:02, More)
# Cockney kittens


First postage, I figured I couldn't go wrong with kittens and beer,

I probably have
(Lilmixingod, Mon 10 Feb 2003, 14:02, More)
# Sharon Stone: Famous for showing off her "cunning stunt"

(Barry Bethal, Mon 10 Feb 2003, 13:23, More)
# compliment your lady on valentines day
by telling her she has nice pig blitz

(big tits)
(I helped save b3ta! pip, Mon 10 Feb 2003, 13:20, More)
# Britney and beers...


...Combo for a great night in / out / shake it all about about.

Thanks to Yeti for the hosting.
(swall, Mon 10 Feb 2003, 13:09, More)
# Wogan's my hero


Made me laugh.

Hope the file size isn't too big. Thanks to Yeti for the hosting.
(swall, Mon 10 Feb 2003, 13:05, More)
# Thrupenny Tits


= Ladies Bits
(I helped save b3ta! mozza, Mon 10 Feb 2003, 13:01, More)
# Waiter!!
"A bowl of Martin Clunes Please"

(dapthechap probably has this as a status on facebook, Mon 10 Feb 2003, 12:59, More)
# hgmmmm....FECK!

dead-eye pastor - jedi master
(I helped save b3ta! aaarrgghh...wasps! !spsaw...hhggrraaa, Mon 10 Feb 2003, 12:31, More)
# Dont worry...

...they still go soggy when you put milk on 'em
(Kieren, Mon 10 Feb 2003, 12:26, More)
# Last slang for me

(I helped save b3ta! Bud Muhnquai Update your profile or fuck off, Mon 10 Feb 2003, 12:16, More)
# Dirty Plates

(I helped save b3ta! rhuby, Mon 10 Feb 2003, 12:08, More)
# Not sure if I 'd like these on


Say what you see
(dapthechap probably has this as a status on facebook, Mon 10 Feb 2003, 11:57, More)
# Bryan Ferry - dangleberry

(I helped save b3ta! Fat Boab of dailyreckless.com fame, Mon 10 Feb 2003, 11:49, More)
# Just dropped a couple of

(dapthechap probably has this as a status on facebook, Mon 10 Feb 2003, 11:44, More)
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