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This is a link post Fart in the duck NSFW I made this!
My phonetic translation of a Dutch kiddie song.
(ccc, Sat 11 Aug 2007, 18:48, , Reply)
This is a normal post This is the best thing
ever.
 (THIRTY-TWO - Sputnik -, Sat 11 Aug 2007, 18:59, , Reply)
This is a normal post ^

(Kimoh -- another dirty manc, Sat 11 Aug 2007, 19:30, , Reply)
This is a normal post ^

(I helped save b3ta! Obz Click, ting, stamps, Sat 18 Aug 2007, 10:36, , Reply)
This is a normal post this is amazing
*CLICKS*
 (I helped save b3ta! SickRik float like a camembert sting like a brie, Sat 11 Aug 2007, 19:11, , Reply)
This is a normal post wow
Comedy gold, had me laughing like a loon the whole way through
 (Ijustlurkhere, Sat 11 Aug 2007, 19:33, , Reply)
This is a normal post this is amazingly confusing if you're dutch
believe me :-)
 (I helped save b3ta! but the hedgehog can never be buggered at all foreskin of the apocalypse, Sat 11 Aug 2007, 19:48, , Reply)
This is a normal post Agreed
It doesnt work for me.. keep hearing the stupid song as it is.
 (Harry, Sun 19 Aug 2007, 18:38, , Reply)
This is a normal post turn off the sound.

(I helped save b3ta! zog why change it now?, Mon 20 Aug 2007, 22:18, , Reply)
This is a normal post that is just awesome
i can understand some dutch, so if i close my eyes it's kind of making sense, but if i open them all i can see is hilarity followed by blurred vision from giggling too hard.
genius.
best thing ever.
i love it.
 (niceandwarmandhot vive la résistance, Sat 11 Aug 2007, 20:28, , Reply)
This is a normal post The best song spoof
since that Songs of praise one.

this: uk.youtube.com/watch?v=7-ZnPE3G_YY

your one made me laugh more i think.
 (DanS like you've never DanSed before!, Sat 11 Aug 2007, 21:49, , Reply)
This is a normal post My dutch gf is upset, you have ruined for her a Belgian kiddies show and now she has the altered words on her mind :)
Me..I find it brilliant as I shall be singing this version at a carnival in Holland next year.
 (I helped save b3ta! Tyronne Get To Falkirk, Sat 11 Aug 2007, 22:02, , Reply)
This is a normal post Belgian.
BELGIAN!
I applaud your efforts though :)
 (Caustic Armadillo consists at least 30% out of custard, Mon 13 Aug 2007, 14:35, , Reply)
This is a normal post ducking brilliant
warm feathery farty cnuts
 (profanity When I say business, I mean business., Fri 17 Aug 2007, 17:18, , Reply)
This is a normal post This is made from 100%
pure epic win
 (Arahan, Fri 17 Aug 2007, 17:29, , Reply)
This is a normal post this is truely a work of art.

(I helped save b3ta! Damien's Hearse, Fri 17 Aug 2007, 17:53, , Reply)
This is a normal post Translated Lyrics
If anyone's interested, here are the translated lyrics of this innocent song:

This morning I rose early,
I felt drops on my head.
I looked up and saw just then,
what happened up there.
The was a hole, it was very big.
Through the hole fell a nut.
Then a brach fell on me,
And also a very big bird's egg.

Refrain:
There is a hole in my roof,
There is a hole in my roof.
I don't feel at ease,
There is a hole in my roof!
There is a hole in my roof,
There is a hole in my roof.
I don't feel at ease,
'cause of the hole in my roof.

Spoken:
But what has that to do with Klus? (Klus translates into Fix)
I will tell you quickly.

I called my friend Klus over,
He said: That's just the thing for me.
He hammered about ten ours,
Then the hole could not be seen.
Klus said: Look, I did it again,
He jumped up and down of joy.
Suddenly, I heard a noise and -crack-
there was a new hole in my roof.

Refrain
 (I helped save b3ta! RarelyEvil, Fri 17 Aug 2007, 17:56, , Reply)
This is a normal post haha..
shouldnt really sing this outloud when im the only one in the room listening to it in my headphones..getting weird looks off the sis lol..
ahh well..

BUT SIT AND FART IN THE DUCK
ANS SICK AND BARF IN THE DUCK,
DICK FULL. MY NEED? BANG HER MUM,
DISTORT THAT TAAAART IN MY NUB!

ahhem... shh now.
 (looloo, Fri 17 Aug 2007, 18:25, , Reply)
This is a normal post I will send this to my little nephew
He is a big fan of them.
I like the way you translate "er zit een gat in mijn dak" (there is a hole in my roof).
 (spumvis ..., Fri 17 Aug 2007, 19:02, , Reply)
This is a normal post Lolnice
Btw anyway know where to find the original video for the song interpretated as French Erotic Film
 (Wonchop Where are your goggles, boy?, Fri 17 Aug 2007, 19:10, , Reply)
This is a normal post
It's Opblaaskrokodil by Ome Henk, but good luck to anyone who finds a video for it! There must be one though because it appears on a DVD:
www.omehenk.nl/register.php?Type=DVD
 (otterdam, Sat 18 Aug 2007, 22:47, , Reply)
This is a normal post Tres
bein
 (I helped save b3ta! ScintillateRich, Fri 17 Aug 2007, 19:41, , Reply)
This is a normal post I... can't... stop... watching!
I'll be singing your lyrics all night now.
 (I helped save b3ta! vix0r was not Matthew on, Fri 17 Aug 2007, 23:42, , Reply)
This is a normal post amazing
i like it, i love it, i want some more of it.
i've watched this three times today, already.

(i especially like the 'russian cunts have musky growths' line.
 (whosebooze, Sun 19 Aug 2007, 21:28, , Reply)
This is a normal post Er zit een gat in mijn dak...
I think.

But on reading those lyrics I just don't think having a hole in my roof is actually that important any more!

The best bit is where the whole phonetic thing breaks down with the line: "That's proper 'fleurghber', up my nail."

Fleurghber. Best word this millennium!

edit/ OK, helps to read the other posts first. Apparently my rusty Dutch (though if it's Belgian then it's Flemish) isn't all that rusty! I got it right!
 (Woodgie is back, but for how long?, Mon 20 Aug 2007, 17:11, , Reply)
This is a normal post fart in a duck
this is the funniest thing i have ever seen in my puff. Fuckin pished masel' Iv got a dutch friend and can hardly wait to show him it 2morrow keep it up matey, fuckin brilliant
 (amy crackpipe firing up Camden, Tue 21 Aug 2007, 16:51, , Reply)
This is a normal post Wubbly
Going to have this played at my wedding or funeral, whichever comes first
 (peetnefyn, Thu 23 Aug 2007, 13:43, , Reply)
This is a normal post I thought the sounded Scottish

(site_history_log, Fri 24 Aug 2007, 16:38, , Reply)
This is a normal post you owe me!!
I laughed and laughed until I shat my self.

You owe me some new underwear, and self-esteem
 (welsh git finally has a friend called Dave..., Fri 31 Aug 2007, 0:10, , Reply)