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This is a link post Chinese chef reviews Jamie Oliver's egg fried rice


(I helped save b3ta! Ambegris likes his tea stirred anti-clockwise, Sun 13 Sep 2020, 23:30, , Reply)
This is a normal post What a cunt.
I'm not all that keen on Oliver either.
 (I helped save b3ta! Prufrock Lucifer, son of the morning!, Sun 13 Sep 2020, 23:39, , Reply)
This is a normal post Who make your tofu, Capri Sun?
Hai-ya!
 (I helped save b3ta! jonbob loves you, Mon 14 Sep 2020, 1:20, , Reply)
This is a normal post Needs more heavy metals?

(smellysamlyingcable Seaman on, Mon 14 Sep 2020, 7:53, , Reply)
This is a normal post Self-titled "uncle"?
What a twat.
 (I helped save b3ta! Varmint, Mon 14 Sep 2020, 10:11, , Reply)
This is a normal post It's for the UK pallette though?

(I helped save b3ta! shitkicker, Mon 14 Sep 2020, 11:33, , Reply)
This is a normal post palate even :D

(I helped save b3ta! shitkicker, Mon 14 Sep 2020, 11:34, , Reply)
This is a normal post Oh you meant pallet oven

(I helped save b3ta! Mudface The web isn't callipygian, Mon 14 Sep 2020, 13:02, , Reply)
This is a normal post Indeed.
Jamie Oliver does simple recipes that people with no prior experience of cooking can have a go at at home. It’s not intended to be authentic, or restaurant quality. It’s supposed to be easy and fun.

Uncle Roger is a prick.
 (I helped save b3ta! wheresthefish Partly filled with wrong, Mon 14 Sep 2020, 12:06, , Reply)
This is a normal post ^
He does use far too much olive oil and salt, but Uncle Roger is a twat.
 (I helped save b3ta! Fadgebadger (1 like), Mon 14 Sep 2020, 13:48, , Reply)
This is a normal post I thought the problem with olive oil was the low smoke point.
If you get it hot enough for stir-fry it tastes terrible.
 (I helped save b3ta! jonbob loves you, Tue 15 Sep 2020, 0:31, , Reply)
This is a normal post I reckon it would be fine for fried rice
Not the posh stuff mind
 (benito vaselini no not that one, Tue 15 Sep 2020, 9:57, , Reply)
This is a normal post uncle Roger is supposed to be a prick
You all realise uncle Roger is a character made up by a young actor who is making fun of his older relatives? He's supposed to be a stereotypical bitter divorced middle aged asian man who mansplains way too much. I think he actually does a good job of doing it humorously. He also clearly can't actually cook to save himself.
 (petherfile, Tue 15 Sep 2020, 22:45, , Reply)
This is a normal post Alright alright, I went to a Polish resturant in Tooting once where the waiter was like this
every time we tried to pronounce something on the menu.

Amusing, for a while.
 (I helped save b3ta! fred zeppelin II: Electric Boogaloo, Mon 14 Sep 2020, 12:07, , Reply)
This is a normal post
I'm no chef, and even I can see some of the stuff Oliver is doing in that video doesn't look right.
 (abc, Mon 14 Sep 2020, 13:41, , Reply)
This is a normal post what's he got against jars?
He needs to have a word with my local Chinese supermarket
 (benito vaselini no not that one, Mon 14 Sep 2020, 13:55, , Reply)
This is a normal post He RUINED Star Wars.

(Plague Hedgehog 'posting crap', Mon 14 Sep 2020, 14:34, , Reply)
This is a normal post yes jam in rice is disgusting
chicken blood is much better
 (L E T S G O "Stop buying into and spreading this shit", Mon 14 Sep 2020, 16:16, , Reply)
This is a normal post Uncle Roger is
a prick.

That video where he moans about people boiling rice in a saucepan because it's not the proper way to cook it? His proper way is 'use a rice cooker'. Proper div.
 (robbersdog, Mon 14 Sep 2020, 17:50, , Reply)
This is a normal post Well,

I found it entertaining.
 (I helped save b3ta! Turquoise Hexagon Sun has just dropped acid on, Mon 14 Sep 2020, 20:23, , Reply)
This is a normal post agree
Nigel NG's character Uncle Roger is hilarious.
 (petherfile, Tue 15 Sep 2020, 22:48, , Reply)