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This is a link post Jesus Is My Friend
all together now....wtf. Has a touch of the Veitch about it, no?
(chuff off, Sat 6 Sep 2008, 2:00, , Reply)
This is a normal post best.
thing. ever! zap!
 (KnackerDwarf, Sat 6 Sep 2008, 2:06, , Reply)
This is a normal post this is brilliant
very catchy, will be stuck in my head for ever
 (I helped save b3ta! morrybyte made a subtle namechange at, Sat 6 Sep 2008, 2:07, , Reply)
This is a normal post i think
i've just watched it 10 times in a row and now i'm going to bed. Bad move.
 (chuff off, Sat 6 Sep 2008, 2:34, , Reply)
This is a normal post The woman at 1:10 is fucking scary.
But this is a fantastic song.
 (__, Sat 6 Sep 2008, 2:23, , Reply)
This is a normal post she gives that knowing look to the camera that tells you
jesus is a VERY good friend of hers
 (Stonkwood Pipes made me do it, Wed 17 Sep 2008, 13:40, , Reply)
This is a normal post i fucking love this
despite being tortured by horrible cunty born agains, with their terrible music in a previous job, if they had played this i wouldn't have minded so much
 (I helped save b3ta! amoebaboy chose for death by unga bunga on, Sat 6 Sep 2008, 2:39, , Reply)
This is a normal post Starting at 1:45...
"Once I tried to run, I tried to run and hide. But Jesus came and found me, and he touched me down inside..."

followed by "He is like a Mountie, he always gets his man."

Jesus, you bad bad man...
 (I helped save b3ta! Mr.Ons knows you can hear him, Earthmen., Sat 6 Sep 2008, 3:10, , Reply)
This is a normal post Just to clarfiy..
He tried to escape the tyranny of Jesus.
Jesus hunted him down like a criminal.
Before electrocuting him TO DEATH, Jesus "interfered" with him?

Sound very totalitarian!

I think I'm going to go Jewish...
 (I helped save b3ta! nowimboard shouted "Bring On The Trumpets!" at, Sat 6 Sep 2008, 13:32, , Reply)
This is a normal post quote: Jesus, you bad bad man
thats just made me spill my tea every where!! hahaha

'he touched me in a bad place'
'its ok, hes our saviour, hes alowed to do that'
 (I helped save b3ta! Captain Pilchard The king of B-movies!, Sat 6 Sep 2008, 14:12, , Reply)
This is a normal post This is the greatest thing ever created.
1:14 Jesus, is a friend of miiIne.
 (I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Sat 6 Sep 2008, 3:15, , Reply)
This is a normal post Hahaha!
Yes, that's the bit!
Technically it's called the 'posh second'* in pop song terminology.
*maybe
 (I helped save b3ta! The Legendary Pink Dot survived yet another, Sat 6 Sep 2008, 10:28, , Reply)
This is a normal post it would be really bad if someone stayed up all night doing a re-worded version of this
really, really bad
 (I helped save b3ta! Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Sat 6 Sep 2008, 3:31, , Reply)
This is a normal post Might as well...
Might as well stay up all night.
This is pure, unadulterated, old fashioned, 150-proof nightmare fuel.
 (Mrs.Fonebone, Sat 13 Sep 2008, 1:48, , Reply)
This is a normal post I've heard this about 15 times tonight
And it's making me think about religion. I'll talk to the local minister tomorrow. Victory viral music?
 (I helped save b3ta! Mr. Jack cracked the elite b3ta inner circle on, Sat 6 Sep 2008, 4:56, , Reply)
This is a normal post Thank you. my life will never be the same.
*sees the light*
 (I helped save b3ta! Wildyles is back to rimming chimps, Sat 6 Sep 2008, 7:55, , Reply)
This is a normal post It's like bad manners before Buster Bloodvessel lost his faith

(I helped save b3ta! VampireMonkeyOnSpeed a super sexy sexual sex terrorist sex, Sat 6 Sep 2008, 10:13, , Reply)
This is a normal post This is fucking great
Mr. Mothersbaugh would approve
 (I helped save b3ta! hanke murphy, I'm a mess, Sat 6 Sep 2008, 11:05, , Reply)
This is a normal post hahaha
Thats so super awesome. I am CONVERTED!
 (I helped save b3ta! enoughblueskyforsailorstrousers, Sat 6 Sep 2008, 23:30, , Reply)
This is a normal post
That's...quite disturbing. When I was a kid, our middle school RE teacher had a record called "Crowd Trouble" by some musical Godbotherer called Ishmael. It was obviously an attempt at Christian punk rock, but it sounded hideously...polite. This reminds me of that.
 (LeeRatbag, Fri 12 Sep 2008, 17:01, , Reply)
This is a normal post
"Zap!" More catchy that 'spiderman will make you gay". Fab!
 (jhm3lmb, Fri 12 Sep 2008, 17:34, , Reply)
This is a normal post Is it wrong
that I want this song as a ringtone?
 (Betsy Braddock Thee before thine, except after thou., Fri 12 Sep 2008, 19:33, , Reply)
This is a normal post i heartily endorse this popular beat combo

(I helped save b3ta! Jesus Christ See, i told you i'd be back, Fri 12 Sep 2008, 20:25, , Reply)
This is a normal post The Hives certainly have changed.
Check out the last guy on the right behind the piano...
 (I helped save b3ta! Reid got it going on like Donkey Kong, Fri 12 Sep 2008, 20:43, , Reply)
This is a normal post jesus touched me down in side
ZAP*
ZAP*

oh i feel like a remix coming on
 (groovypoodle Terribly inept, please forgive, Fri 12 Sep 2008, 23:22, , Reply)
This is a normal post You are all wrong.
"I have a friend in Jesus" at 2:35 is the winner!
I have a friend in Jesu*hiccup*s
 (I helped save b3ta! Bingowings 2011 Businessman of the Year (Watford Branch), Sat 13 Sep 2008, 1:03, , Reply)
This is a normal post ZAP!

(I helped save b3ta! WormuIus, Sun 14 Sep 2008, 12:45, , Reply)
This is a normal post excellent
should be covered by 7 seconds of love right now
 (I helped save b3ta! notsosecretagentman, Tue 16 Sep 2008, 16:09, , Reply)