Serves you right for watching GMTV.
(or any daytime tv) ;)
Seriously, I managed 18 seconds & I consider myself quite tolerant of dreadful, dreadful music. What a flapping bag of distended cunts that woman really is.
(Tab HunterMake this useless process end and so, begin again, Fri 16 Jul 2010, 13:26,
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She doesn't even look like she want to be there
Maybe all of Jordan's career has been one big 'faking it' and really she's a posh horsey type.
Or not
(boyo81was laying down his ordinance on, Fri 16 Jul 2010, 13:40,
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She *really* doesn't look like she wants to be there.
Mind, on the rare occasions I've come across her on tv, she's pulling that same face...
(Tab HunterMake this useless process end and so, begin again, Fri 16 Jul 2010, 13:54,
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I hope you cleaned the screen off after coming across it?
(Darklord, Fri 16 Jul 2010, 14:04,
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You are *so* predictable.
And (for the record) I really have no idea what straight blokes see in that vapid, plasticised disease-hole. I mean, it's just plastic tits attached to a brain-dead, self-centred, horse-faced cunt.
(Tab HunterMake this useless process end and so, begin again, Fri 16 Jul 2010, 14:09,
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So can you see what gay blokes see in her?
(JimbotfuBummed in the gob again, Fri 16 Jul 2010, 14:18,
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Bright orange living barbie doll with enormous knockers to play dress-up with.
(judging by the five minutes of her show I caught).
(Tab HunterMake this useless process end and so, begin again, Fri 16 Jul 2010, 14:26,
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She once was quite hot, before she got stupid
and plastic, and started marrying plebs
(boyo81was laying down his ordinance on, Fri 16 Jul 2010, 15:22,
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yep
she really was pretty. Arguably she was still a cunt under it though.
(MsterJohnny Ekstrom, now that's a name, Fri 16 Jul 2010, 15:34,
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smooth talker ;)
I bet you say that to all the girls.
(Firkinfeduplast shat on your wife's tits at, Fri 16 Jul 2010, 15:36,
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AICMFP:
(JimbotfuBummed in the gob again, Fri 16 Jul 2010, 13:29,
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Princess of our tiem!!11!!!1!!!!1
i lasted 5 seconds before i realised it was her. was shocked by the lact of tits on display.
(Dances with RabbitsBack to Education i go, Fri 16 Jul 2010, 13:31,
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what are you talking about?
there are clearly five massive tits on display
(Rebel biscuitstercore sumus et nos esse novimus, Fri 16 Jul 2010, 13:32,
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true but i was looking for a pair of boobs thats what she is
(Dances with RabbitsBack to Education i go, Fri 16 Jul 2010, 13:43,
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it looks like something you would see on european music television
or in the early 90s
(Rebel biscuitstercore sumus et nos esse novimus, Fri 16 Jul 2010, 13:31,
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That Crazy Pete Burns...
Always wearing terrible outfits.
(Emohawk, Fri 16 Jul 2010, 13:35,
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Kill it with silicone!
(barryheadwoundMul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Fri 16 Jul 2010, 13:37,
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*goes back to watching the ginger gymnast*
(@RBFesquireGood luck b3ta, was nice knowing you. So long., Fri 16 Jul 2010, 13:42,
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It sounds like 30,000 hamsters being slaughtered
(Darklord, Fri 16 Jul 2010, 13:47,
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I very much doubt that Celemony Melodyne was used in any way.
(mr.dogshitThe world's premier anthropomorphic canine faeces, Fri 16 Jul 2010, 13:50,
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I *love* that program.
Anyone tried the new version that can seperate out notes from chords?
(Tab HunterMake this useless process end and so, begin again, Fri 16 Jul 2010, 14:04,
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Jesus....
I'm liking the fact it's got just over 300 views....
most of which probably came from here
(Joe Scaramangawith a G-double-O-D vibration, Fri 16 Jul 2010, 14:01,
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Even by the standards of the utter pap that useless bint churns out
this was a whole new low. Possibly the worse miming I have ever seen as well.
(lord turkey boyand the cleft of venus, Fri 16 Jul 2010, 14:11,
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how come she sounds both flat and autotuned at the same time?
(rob, Fri 16 Jul 2010, 14:19,
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There's only so much
Autotune can do, it's not Jesus.
(Firkinfeduplast shat on your wife's tits at, Fri 16 Jul 2010, 15:24,
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pffft
it's the slow children bit that makes it. You are going to hell, and i'm joining you for laughing
(boyo81was laying down his ordinance on, Fri 16 Jul 2010, 15:23,
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:D
(Rebel biscuitstercore sumus et nos esse novimus, Fri 16 Jul 2010, 16:09,
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my love of appalling pop means I can't hate this :D
Also, look at the back up dancers - just look at them! Like Droogs crossed with Genesis era Peter Gabriel and oompa loompas! *squeals with glee*
(the_log_knows..to pay cheeses, to the leopards in your head, Fri 16 Jul 2010, 15:22,
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i refuse to watch that
i'd much rather read about how fantastic it is in the daily star.
(The Blue BronyFlogging a Dead Horse Since, Fri 16 Jul 2010, 15:49,
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