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This is a link post Hand Model Interview

(sandcracker is eh, Tue 7 Dec 2010, 12:06, Reply)
This is a normal post I hate her
and I don't actually think her hands are that great.

*shrugs*
 (jellybeanflicker Jesus was Korean, but there he was Cho Sun Wun, Tue 7 Dec 2010, 12:23, Reply)
This is a normal post I would imagine
in these times of computer tomfoolery, that her days are numbered anyway. Why pay her thousands when you can use the tea lady and then fire up Photoshop?
 (I helped save b3ta! TheSundaeLunch I'm a fucking shrub, alright?, Tue 7 Dec 2010, 12:27, Reply)
This is a normal post but would you tea lady be a member of equity?
isn't that how thunderbirds got in trouble, as they weren't proper actors and hadn't been to drama school, and pretended to be trees and shagged each other (or whatever they do in drama school), and yet they were using their hands for the live action shots.
 (I helped save b3ta! flapmeister knows where your mum lives, Tue 7 Dec 2010, 13:04, Reply)
This is a normal post I don't think
you have to be in equity to model for photographs do you?
 (I helped save b3ta! TheSundaeLunch I'm a fucking shrub, alright?, Tue 7 Dec 2010, 13:51, Reply)
This is a normal post you got me there
i guess i didn't read your comment properly, i've got the attention span o
 (I helped save b3ta! flapmeister knows where your mum lives, Tue 7 Dec 2010, 15:13, Reply)
This is a normal post The way she gesticulates and strokes the air around her hands
makes me want to put my hands around her throat
 (I helped save b3ta! Peach Motorbike I hate the cut of your jib, Tue 7 Dec 2010, 12:27, Reply)
This is a normal post thats what i thought
Theyre quite lumpy and bony. And yes, its like someone interviewing a model and theyre constantly dropping catalogue poses whilst talking, or a dancer dancing while answering questions.
 (I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Tue 7 Dec 2010, 12:47, Reply)
This is a normal post I've had a few...
....hand jobs in my time.
 (I helped save b3ta! jonbontempi, Tue 7 Dec 2010, 12:29, Reply)
This is a normal post
*pulls trousers down*
 (I helped save b3ta! Darklord, Tue 7 Dec 2010, 13:19, Reply)
This is a normal post Stopped watching after 35 secs
What an incredibly irritating and arrogant woman.
 (I helped save b3ta! Varmint, Tue 7 Dec 2010, 12:39, Reply)
This is a normal post You Lasted

About 10 seconds longer than me...

Par for the course

Cheers
 (I helped save b3ta! Legless Mister Stabby - shanks for the memory, Tue 7 Dec 2010, 12:54, Reply)
This is a normal post Gawd!
I really detest vein people like this...It's a pair of hands you dumb cow! We've all got a pair.
 (I helped save b3ta! McMookMac Crush Proof, Tue 7 Dec 2010, 12:49, Reply)
This is a normal post agreed
not everyone....

you gotta hand it to her though!
 (I helped save b3ta! McMookMac Crush Proof, Tue 7 Dec 2010, 13:35, Reply)
This is a normal post Anyone else reminded by that scene in zoolander?
movieclips.com/m32J-zoolander-movie-the-worlds-greatest-hand-model/
 (I helped save b3ta! wideeye slightly pickled, Tue 7 Dec 2010, 12:57, Reply)
This is a normal post haha or this
www.youtube.com/watch?v=PZxX3-rJoNI
 (sandcracker is eh, Tue 7 Dec 2010, 13:14, Reply)
This is a normal post blimey
how irritatingly funny her constant gesturing is
 (chocolatelemming, Tue 7 Dec 2010, 13:00, Reply)
This is a normal post do you reckon she wipes her own arse?
or has a little helper to do it for her?
 (I helped save b3ta! flapmeister knows where your mum lives, Tue 7 Dec 2010, 13:08, Reply)
This is a normal post i'd quite happily shit on her hands
I bet she'd like that too
 (I helped save b3ta! Firkinfedup last shat on your wife's tits at, Tue 7 Dec 2010, 13:30, Reply)
This is a normal post This is a pisstake..
right?
 (I helped save b3ta! Chilli Heatwave ,shit, Tue 7 Dec 2010, 14:13, Reply)
This is a normal post I'd hate to be her husband/partner.
"honey i'm home from work... whats for dinner?"
"you know i cant cook any thing darling... my hands... remember"
 (Emohawk, Tue 7 Dec 2010, 14:22, Reply)
This is a normal post She's a cunt.
ALSO:
www.youtube.com/watch?v=PZxX3-rJoNI
 (I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 7 Dec 2010, 14:44, Reply)
This is a normal post as someone
who has employeed and directed hand models i can vouch that most of them are absolute cunts...

"i wont flick that sweet because it might dent my finger nail"

or

"i wont put my hand in liquid nitrogen because it will fall off" yawn etc...
 (DefyingDarwin Old, untalented and white,, Tue 7 Dec 2010, 14:44, Reply)
This is a normal post I bet I could make a living off MY 5 inches

(The Oscillating Gibbon is eating curried squid, Tue 7 Dec 2010, 16:09, Reply)
This is a normal post I first thought
it was something from the Onion... I was mistaken and became more concerned with our world than I ever was.
 (Jake-of-all-Trades, Tue 7 Dec 2010, 16:12, Reply)
This is a normal post By the look of it, she opens cans and windows with her face.

(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Wed 8 Dec 2010, 23:15, Reply)