HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
Young men and a woman are going away for a rather long time, Richard Dart was the loony who was in the 'My brother the Islamist' documentary.
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Quick send them some KY jelly laced with sand.
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skeltonator Needs some new daps., Thu 19 Jul 2012, 11:34,
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You know one of the documents they have been charged with possessing
is that magazine you posted on here last week?
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t0ria has forgotten how this all works, Thu 19 Jul 2012, 11:35,
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Possession and dissemination of it is still illegal
Might be best to mention to a friendly mod to delete that post?
also- TERRORIST! TERRORIST!
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t0ria has forgotten how this all works, Thu 19 Jul 2012, 11:42,
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I've actually got a copy of it on my desk right now!
And the 39 ways... one.
EDIT: Because of work, not because I'm a terrorist
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t0ria has forgotten how this all works, Thu 19 Jul 2012, 11:54,
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Is that true?
'Cos the thought of the police sifting through /links is wonderful: Compiling a tiny folder of "potential terrorism?" links, a larger "incitement to violence?" folder & a MASSIVE file: "Pissflaps: Noncing mastermind?"
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Tab Hunter Make this useless process end and so, begin again, Thu 19 Jul 2012, 11:51,
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/links would have been sifted ages ago and regularly by the project echelon thing.
You know how some posters suddenly just stop?
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Cerebus Sticky! Sticky! Stick! Stick!, Thu 19 Jul 2012, 11:54,
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Don't know what you're suggesting about Bombay Mick there.
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Pig Bodine., Thu 19 Jul 2012, 11:59,
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Tin foil with MY complexion?
Nah but project echelon is a real thing.
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Cerebus Sticky! Sticky! Stick! Stick!, Thu 19 Jul 2012, 12:47,
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Doesnt mean it does what you think it does.
And actually tin foil would look very fetching with a scarf.
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JamTallons, Thu 19 Jul 2012, 12:57,
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Can you imagine the poor fucker who would have to sift through all pissflaps postings?
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Sheriff John Bunnell https://twitter.com/thewonderfulgam, Thu 19 Jul 2012, 11:55,
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Oh I see, you & Tab Hunter are now a 'comedy' tag-team.
Have fun with your new boyfriend.
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Hey, hey; sounds like *soneone's* got a touch of the green-eyed monster.
Calm down your angries, fella; there's plenty of me to go round.
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Tab Hunter Make this useless process end and so, begin again, Thu 19 Jul 2012, 12:45,
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"plenty of me to go round."
That's middle aged spread for you.
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Cerebus Sticky! Sticky! Stick! Stick!, Thu 19 Jul 2012, 12:47,
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All i can see is
Two people hugging a huge sweaty fat man.
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jakedamusss I understand, and dont care., Thu 19 Jul 2012, 12:49,
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We're comforting Amadeus, be nice.
He can't help looking like an old, ginger George Dawes.
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Tab Hunter Make this useless process end and so, begin again, Thu 19 Jul 2012, 12:53,
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You bastard
Nightmares ahoy!
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jakedamusss I understand, and dont care., Thu 19 Jul 2012, 12:55,
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Did it have a classified ads and a sudoku?
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h3donist tryin' to play me out as if my name is Sega.., Thu 19 Jul 2012, 11:53,
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No
but it has got a problem page
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t0ria has forgotten how this all works, Thu 19 Jul 2012, 11:57,
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The more religous fascists put away the better.
BTW didn't you link to a copy of "Inspire" the other day?
[edit] mind the piss
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Cerebus Sticky! Sticky! Stick! Stick!, Thu 19 Jul 2012, 11:35,
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No point, googles already farmed it.
www.google.co.uk/webhp?sourceid=chrome-instant&ie=UTF-8#hl=en&sclient=psy-ab&q=pissflaps+inspire+b3ta&oq=pissflaps+inspire+b3ta&gs_l=hp.3...283.15696.0.15992.31.26.5.0.0.0.127.1530.21j3.26.0...0.0...1c.qQZebDoK_4w&pbx=1&bav=on.2,or.r_gc.r_pw.r_qf.,cf.osb&fp=ff7dc130c61ffe3&biw=1095&bih=910&safe=vss
I'm glad I got all my dodgy internet dealings over with in the 90's.
Probably still got a copy of the anarchist cookbook on an old drive somewhere.
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Cerebus Sticky! Sticky! Stick! Stick!, Thu 19 Jul 2012, 11:45,
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Are you using public wifi? I don't know you. Who is this?
Don't come here, I'm hanging up the internet! Prank poster, prank poster!
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Cerebus Sticky! Sticky! Stick! Stick!, Thu 19 Jul 2012, 11:51,
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I had that on Amiga floppy
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Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Thu 19 Jul 2012, 11:56,
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Yup, all the same those religious nutcases
the world would be better without them.
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it might not be the religious nutcases we really have to worry about...
I've been wandering aimlessly around the tinfoil hat parts of Youtube and I came across a reference to the Chinese Euro 2012 advert. It's been posted on /links before:
www.b3ta.com/links/Meanwhile_in_China_they_advertise_Euro_2012_like_this
although it appears to have been taken down, never mind you can watch it here instead
www.youtube.com/watch?v=u9VuG08__xQ
Seriously, wtf...
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Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Thu 19 Jul 2012, 11:53,
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39 Ways to Support and Participate in Jihad
The not so popular prequel to 50 Shades.
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Jeccius Steam Borderlands 2 junkie, Thu 19 Jul 2012, 11:43,
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"She flashed her ankle at me....
....I quivered at the sight of bare skin, oh Allah be praised."
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Jeccius Steam Borderlands 2 junkie, Thu 19 Jul 2012, 11:50,
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not if the police are dealing with it,
G4S I'm not so sure.
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Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Thu 19 Jul 2012, 11:59,
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sadly until the middle east is stable
they are just going to keep on popping up.
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Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Thu 19 Jul 2012, 12:03,
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So when oil runs out or when an alternative to oil is found and is mainstream.
Or just build a massive wall around the place?
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I think the situation over there at the moment
is much like it was in Europe about 400 years ago, their politico-social timeline is just like ours but 3/4 centuries behind. In another hundred years they'll be having their own "enlightenment". Maybe sooner, because of information technology.
I think we've just got to leave them to it, they have to be able to stand on their own feet because whenever we try to prop up a regime in order to force our values on the region, that's what makes these people, they think the Crusades are still going on.
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Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Thu 19 Jul 2012, 12:11,
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The Crusades are still going on.
Just the players are different.
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Cerebus Sticky! Sticky! Stick! Stick!, Thu 19 Jul 2012, 12:25,
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Yes,
well, quite.
The thing they are trying to fight against is a very real thing, and a very real threat to their way of life and values. So we present them as trying to destroy our way of life and our values, but we think that because our violence against them is state sanctioned, it's therefore rational and proper.
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Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Thu 19 Jul 2012, 12:28,
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No that's not what I said....
The crusades are still going on.
People are killing to spread their religion and to secure holy sites.
And the Jihadists don't represent the life and values Muslim populations any more than the brown shirts represented the British public
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Cerebus Sticky! Sticky! Stick! Stick!, Thu 19 Jul 2012, 12:38,
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Bollocks are they,
the Muslims already have all the holy sites, the two holiest ones, Medina and Mecca, being in Saudi Arabia. Unless they want Stonehenge I don't know what you're referring to.
Jihadists don't represent most ordinary Muslims, this is true. Nevertheless they are fighting for what they believe to be their own indigenous culture, even against other Muslims in fact. We are seeing that in Syria.
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Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Thu 19 Jul 2012, 12:45,
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Fannies they are.
What, Jerusalem isn't a holy site?
And Syria isn't about religion.
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Cerebus Sticky! Sticky! Stick! Stick!, Thu 19 Jul 2012, 12:51,
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is there fighting in Jerusalem?
Syria isn't about religion. "Islamism" isn't about religion. It's jingoism in religious garb.
Tell me what Syria is about. If you think the Syrian rebels are fighting for democracy, you've got it backwards. Syria was one of the most secular and Westernised countries in the middle east, most people there support the government, the rebels are Islamists.
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Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Thu 19 Jul 2012, 12:55,
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"is there fighting in Jerusalem?" Really?
Ok, things may be quieter these past few years but it's still a holy site coveted by all sides.
I bow to your better knowledge of the great democratic state of Syria.
And ignore Assads support of Hezbollah.
Secular does not mean democratic and Religious does not mean dictatorship.
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Cerebus Sticky! Sticky! Stick! Stick!, Thu 19 Jul 2012, 13:00,
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well I just typed "Jerusalem" into Google news and it didn't come up "fighting".
Who supports who is really besides the point... the United States supports Islamist regimes as well. They're pals with Saudi Arabia, for one.
Secular doesn't mean democratic, this is true. Syria might not be as democratic as we would like, the Ba'ath party is a sort of national socialism so I won't stick up for them.
Religious doesn't mean dictatorship, but Islamist usually does.
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Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Thu 19 Jul 2012, 13:07,
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Well I certainly can't argue with google results for a single keyword
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Cerebus Sticky! Sticky! Stick! Stick!, Thu 19 Jul 2012, 13:18,
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I'm glad.
Islamists want to completely destroy the State of Israel, of course, but Jerusalem isn't that much of a hot spot by the general standards of the middle East at the moment. It might be a point of annoyance to some people but it's not fundamentally what this is all about. It's about globalisation, which is little more than the privatised continuation of European imperialism.
Certainly nobody is making bombs in London's suburbs in an attempt to take Jerusalem.
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Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Thu 19 Jul 2012, 13:23,
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if you have an alternative explanation, please present it.
I hope it's not going to be "it's because they're Muslims, that's what makes them turn into maniacs".
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Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Thu 19 Jul 2012, 12:47,
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Nope.
My criticism is of your assumption that history has just one clear path, that the basic difference between different cultures is how far along the path they've travelled, and that it's a matter of some cultures being ahead of, or behind, others. It doesn't, it isn't, and it isn't.
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Enzyme is powered by sunlight, Thu 19 Jul 2012, 13:20,
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It's not an assumption,
it's what I see, when I look at it. Compare the Islamists to the Puritans, the Islamic states to feudalism, think of the "French Wars of Religion" and the English Civil War, and how it all coincided with the rise of capitalism.
Mohammad's Islamisation of Arabia even looks a bit like Constantine's Christianisation of Europe.
It's an oversimplification, I admit, but the parallels are there.
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Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Thu 19 Jul 2012, 13:28,
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"Rare earths" is the next oil
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Cerebus Sticky! Sticky! Stick! Stick!, Thu 19 Jul 2012, 12:21,
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oh shit
www.livescience.com/16315-rare-earth-elements-afghanistan.html
now I know what was in those container lorries...
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Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Thu 19 Jul 2012, 12:22,
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This seems topical
www.bbc.co.uk/news/science-environment-18882996
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MyFrontFellOff ; his mouth full of teddies, urinating defiantly, Thu 19 Jul 2012, 12:51,
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If you want your green tech then you need lots of "Rare earths".
And currently Chinas got the monopoly on them by a long shot.
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Cerebus Sticky! Sticky! Stick! Stick!, Thu 19 Jul 2012, 12:55,
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yeah and China's economy is set to overtake that of the US in about 2015
if current trends continue. So we can't go buying the stuff from them.
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Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Thu 19 Jul 2012, 12:57,
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No we can't keep buying the stuff of them because they keep restricting it's export.
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Cerebus Sticky! Sticky! Stick! Stick!, Thu 19 Jul 2012, 13:02,
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well that's a double whammy.
China is also likely to start poking its nose into the middle East, so then they will hold all the cards.
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Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Thu 19 Jul 2012, 13:08,
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I massively confused by the whole "documents relating to terrorism" thing
The anarchists cookbook and jolly roger cookbook have been around for donkey's years. Do they count?
There are books that exist that describe how to make your own machine gun, bazooka etc. and you can buy them from Amazon. Is it ok to sell them just as long as you don't recommend using them on infidels?
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Draconacticus Reject shampoo. Demand real poo!, Thu 19 Jul 2012, 12:29,
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I'm sure BAE systems have libraries full of this kind of stuff.
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Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Thu 19 Jul 2012, 12:34,
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Get caught with a copy of either of those books and see how much shit you're in.
As far as I know you can't get either of those off amazon.
However I suspect it's just common sense.
Get stopped with a crowbar in your bag no big deal.
Have a record for burglary and your "going equipped"
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Cerebus Sticky! Sticky! Stick! Stick!, Thu 19 Jul 2012, 13:06,
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^this
it's all about context
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t0ria has forgotten how this all works, Thu 19 Jul 2012, 13:56,
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So I'm alright owning a copy of Expedient Homemade Firearms: The 9mm Submachine Gun just so long as I read it on the bog for educational reasons?
But if I grow a beard and start thinking the gene pool could do with a dose of chlorine it then becomes a terrorist training manual?
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Draconacticus Reject shampoo. Demand real poo!, Thu 19 Jul 2012, 14:11,
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