this is without a doubt going to be the worst film in the world ever.
the. worst.
(, Wed 22 Aug 2012, 15:50, Reply)
Fucking hell
How does something like this happen?
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Extinct Jesus Dossier "...I think it counteracts Hitler's magic...", Wed 22 Aug 2012, 15:53,
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I agreed after the first Cast member name
and agreed even more after reading the rest.
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retrofly How about a link to a picture of something funny.., Wed 22 Aug 2012, 15:53,
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Hahaha
Proper laugh out loud moment. Even that little cuntfart Dyer looks embarrassed.
(, Wed 22 Aug 2012, 15:54, Reply)
what is the significance of the red F and U?
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Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Wed 22 Aug 2012, 15:54,
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I'm guessing some disgruntled graphic designer mulling over the prospect of anyone actually wanting to go and see this rubbish giving a pre-emptive sweary reply to their decision.
(, Wed 22 Aug 2012, 15:56, Reply)
Fulchester United
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cumquat may will not be commenting further on the allegations, Wed 22 Aug 2012, 18:43,
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Good Lord.
How on earth does Dyer maintain a career?
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Kung_Fu_Russ ran out of amusing signatures on, Wed 22 Aug 2012, 15:58,
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The really puzzling thing
is that Harold Pinter liked him.
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Enzyme is powered by sunlight, Wed 22 Aug 2012, 16:02,
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You aren't far off.
Look at the list of cameos they're having to advertise to bulk out the blurb.
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Enzyme is powered by sunlight, Wed 22 Aug 2012, 16:06,
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Russ fucking Abbott?
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retrofly How about a link to a picture of something funny.., Wed 22 Aug 2012, 16:13,
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Rolf Harris! Cliff Richard!
Fucking hell. I might go and see it now.
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presferatu, Wed 22 Aug 2012, 16:20,
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I'm beginning to wonder
whether it might be an ISIHAC spin-off...
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Enzyme is powered by sunlight, Wed 22 Aug 2012, 16:24,
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Not Cliff Richard.
Actually, it is Cliff Richards according to the poster. Somebody completely different.
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sm.pl.crt.rs I don't fucking know, do I?, Fri 24 Aug 2012, 17:02,
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"are you Russ Abbott?"
is really quite high on my list of favorite all time comedy club heckles.
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LP, Wed 22 Aug 2012, 18:38,
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Pwoppa nawty
c'mon, ee's only tryin to urn a paand nowte mate
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Mster Johnny Ekstrom, now that's a name, Wed 22 Aug 2012, 16:03,
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Oh for fuck sake
Now wonder cinema prices are so high, churning out mingerot films like this...
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Fadgebadger Sweaty sumo wanks for everyone!, Wed 22 Aug 2012, 16:08,
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hahaha, mingerot
Is that when a girl's glued to her seat for too long?
(, Wed 22 Aug 2012, 17:05, Reply)
I hate Danny Dyer with a passion that can melt skulls.
A few years ago I took my brother to Comicon in London, we saw Dyer sat a table with that fat tanned bloke that he acted with once, I don't know his name. No one was asking them for an autograph or cared that they were there. He looked quite upset by the fact that there was a huge crowd around an R2D2 replica just a few feet away from him.
My brother and I stood a few feet away from and him and just stared for a few minutes, I motioned as if I was going to walk towards him, he sat up then I walked away towards R2D2 and took a picture.
True story.
(The primary reason I hate him is because I despise his mockney accent and attitude, I grew up in East London and II DOON' TOOOORK LIIII' DAAAT, fucking doss cunt)
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(|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Wed 22 Aug 2012, 16:12,
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I feel much better now.
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(|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Wed 22 Aug 2012, 16:18,
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good work
on the fake approach and swerve.
I did that to Justin Lee Cuntins once. He was sat outside starbucks at Clifton Down in Bristol - with a "go on, someone recognise me" expression on his face.
I looked at him, went all wide eyed and open mouthed and started towards him... he sat up straighter... and I walked past him and went in to WH Smiths.
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