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This is a link post Pro football helmet mic shows that stereotypes can be accurate
At about 2:57 he decides to headbutt an opponent without his helmet - and these are the guys that get the girls...
(I helped save b3ta! BrokenCoccyx doesn't mind if you grope on, Fri 21 Sep 2012, 21:35, Reply)
This is a normal post I'm more worried about the people that watch this as a 'sport.'
It's a bit of a cliche to insult American sports I know, but what you call 'football' IS basically British bulldog crossed with catch.
 (BarryFromTheShitFarm Oh, Fri 21 Sep 2012, 21:55, Reply)
This is a normal post This time of the year always makes me wish I could still play football.
But the three discs and the broken coccyx have ended that. It is a great game.
 (I helped save b3ta! BrokenCoccyx doesn't mind if you grope on, Fri 21 Sep 2012, 21:56, Reply)
This is a normal post it looks like a fun game if you're the quarterback
if you're a defensive lineman or one of a bunch of other positions on the field, it looks a dull brutish and repetitive game to play
 (I helped save b3ta! cumquat may will not be commenting further on the allegations, Fri 21 Sep 2012, 22:00, Reply)
This is a normal post I always liked the open field game, as a wide receiver or safety on defense.
I have a brother who just loved the rough and tumble of the line. Some of them don't mind getting hit.
 (I helped save b3ta! BrokenCoccyx doesn't mind if you grope on, Fri 21 Sep 2012, 22:06, Reply)
This is a normal post As opposed to
the dull british and repetitive game that is football. I'll take American football over it any day
 (Cpl. Nobby Nobbs, Fri 21 Sep 2012, 23:18, Reply)
This is a normal post Disagree
The problem with NFL is the stoppages and lack of imagination. yeah they might throw a long pass once in a while but its so repetitive and similar to every other game you've wacthed of NFL. Don't get me wrong I like watching highlights, but comparing it to what I call real sport like Football and Rugby, its not in the same league.
 (I helped save b3ta! retrofly How about a link to a picture of something funny.., Sat 22 Sep 2012, 10:12, Reply)
This is a normal post Well sorry
but I find football and rugby borefests.

Different strokes for different folks.

I used to actually like football as a kid, but the game today is shit. Overpaid, pussy players who dive about at the slightest touch...bleeeeugh
 (Cpl. Nobby Nobbs, Sat 22 Sep 2012, 13:48, Reply)
This is a normal post I watched quite a bit of it while I was in the States
Didn't get a lot of choice, if there was a game on, it was on telly. I tried to like it, I really did. I just never once felt like I understood it. It just looked like a confusing and fractured game where the object seemed to be to inflict as much pain as possible on the opposition, and incidentally move a ball around a bit.

Baseball on the other hand, I took to in a way that probably only a cricket fan could.
 (I helped save b3ta! wheresthefish Partly filled with wrong, Fri 21 Sep 2012, 22:16, Reply)
This is a normal post I have never understood cricket

(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Fri 21 Sep 2012, 22:28, Reply)
This is a normal post Cricket is easy
www.youtube.com/watch?v=dEH4ahCCrJo
 (I helped save b3ta! wheresthefish Partly filled with wrong, Fri 21 Sep 2012, 22:49, Reply)
This is a normal post That's easily explained.......
One team is in and one's out. The team that's out tries to get the team that's in out. Then the team that's out go in and the team that's in goes out and tries to get the the team that was out but now in, out.
The one with the most runs, wins.
 (I helped save b3ta! NooShmoo It's a fantazmagorical pile of ultra bollocks, Fri 21 Sep 2012, 22:56, Reply)
This is a normal post What if one of them is offside?

(I helped save b3ta! Fadgebadger Sweaty sumo wanks for everyone!, Fri 21 Sep 2012, 23:01, Reply)
This is a normal post Usually, about half of them will be offside at any one point
The other half will be leg side. This only goes for the team that aren't 'in', as most of them will be inside, either out or not out.
 (I helped save b3ta! wheresthefish Partly filled with wrong, Fri 21 Sep 2012, 23:15, Reply)
This is a normal post Of course...
..it's so simple!
 (I helped save b3ta! Fadgebadger Sweaty sumo wanks for everyone!, Fri 21 Sep 2012, 23:17, Reply)
This is a normal post Just like rugby then
I have NO fucking clue what's going on in a rugby match
 (Cpl. Nobby Nobbs, Fri 21 Sep 2012, 23:19, Reply)
This is a normal post I bloody love baseball
It is basically what cricket would be if you wanted people to watch it.
 (I helped save b3ta! gaijintendo Regular Member, Sat 22 Sep 2012, 15:40, Reply)
This is a normal post I had thought that was the result of a thundering bumming...

(I helped save b3ta! Extinct Jesus Dossier "...I think it counteracts Hitler's magic...", Sat 22 Sep 2012, 0:41, Reply)
This is a normal post FUCKING HELL COCXY HAVE YOU GOT A GENUINELY BROKEN BACK? FUCK!

(I helped save b3ta! tickle I was away, Sat 22 Sep 2012, 11:24, Reply)
This is a normal post I have a gammy knee
so, in a way, we are very much alike.
 (I helped save b3ta! gaijintendo Regular Member, Sat 22 Sep 2012, 15:41, Reply)
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all sport is rubbish.
 (I helped save b3ta! Kung_Fu_Russ ran out of amusing signatures on, Fri 21 Sep 2012, 23:34, Reply)
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i see it as more rugby at the pace of cricket.

something happens for 4 or less seconds, then lots of standing around, then another 4 seconds something happens, then more standing around....

If they had a tea break 1 hour after the start of play im sure they would be more civilised to one another.
 (bruxia, Sat 22 Sep 2012, 1:57, Reply)
This is a normal post Colossal ego + tiny brain.
Audi driver?
 (I helped save b3ta! wheresthefish Partly filled with wrong, Fri 21 Sep 2012, 21:57, Reply)
This is a normal post To call him a meathead wouldn't be fair.
You see, it'd imply there's something there.
 (I helped save b3ta! jonbob loves you, Fri 21 Sep 2012, 22:00, Reply)
This is a normal post hahaha!

(I helped save b3ta! miss fortunate last posted ages ago, Fri 21 Sep 2012, 23:01, Reply)
This is a normal post wow... his teammates must hate him.
makes the round ball game look like its being played by philosophers.
 (augsav forgot about B3ta, Fri 21 Sep 2012, 22:01, Reply)
This is a normal post don't they all get brain damage?

(I helped save b3ta! Mousing, Fri 21 Sep 2012, 22:21, Reply)
This is a normal post Don't they all GOT brain damage
You're pronouncing your American incorrectly.
 (I helped save b3ta! DinivanX Has stinging piss after drinking Pact Coffee, Fri 21 Sep 2012, 22:41, Reply)
This is a normal post I thought it was a prerequisite.

(I helped save b3ta! Oysdgp there's nothing to smile ABOUT, Fri 21 Sep 2012, 22:42, Reply)
This is a normal post Im pretty sure there is a study ongoing
that is doing a study of American footballers head injuries. Im too hung over to find references.
 (I helped save b3ta! jakedamusss I understand, and dont care., Sat 22 Sep 2012, 2:23, Reply)
This is a normal post ugh...
i loathe football. not even sure why i clicked play on that. but of the 20 seconds i managed to watch it does reinforce everything i can't stand about the game.
 (I helped save b3ta! miss fortunate last posted ages ago, Fri 21 Sep 2012, 23:01, Reply)
This is a normal post Egg Chasing -
with padding and helmets...pussies..;)
 (Oswald Mosley (((triggering))) right wing cunts on, Fri 21 Sep 2012, 23:49, Reply)
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I listened to it all and he sounds quite nice. He makes nerdy pop-culture references and mentions different forms of poetry. And then he wishes his competitor well at the end. I would be his friend.
 (Zachariah Pardon, pardon. J'AI UNE POUSSETTE, Sat 22 Sep 2012, 4:13, Reply)
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Agreed. He's on about haikus and Tales from the Crypt. Makes some good gags. Yank jocks are people too.
 (I helped save b3ta! After you my dear Alfonse No. After you., Sat 22 Sep 2012, 9:15, Reply)
This is a normal post Is this like th Brass Eye of American Football
Its almost like a well contructed piss take.
 (I helped save b3ta! retrofly How about a link to a picture of something funny.., Sat 22 Sep 2012, 10:08, Reply)
This is a normal post The ass shot at hte end
was uncalled for.
 (Fluffster, Sat 22 Sep 2012, 13:56, Reply)