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This is a link post A dad at 13

(I helped save b3ta! Boris Johnson's Press Secretary, Fri 13 Feb 2009, 11:10, Reply)
This is a normal post Very, very wrong...

(I helped save b3ta! TheAlmightyBeev, Fri 13 Feb 2009, 11:16, Reply)
This is a normal post Consider my gob well and truly smacked...
"just fed her, train her..."

It's a fucking human being not a puppy!
 (I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Fri 13 Feb 2009, 11:17, Reply)
This is a normal post well, speaking as the father of a 1 week old boy
he's not technically wrong... All mine does is drink, sleep and shit himself. He's like Shane MacGowan with slightly better breath.
 (I helped save b3ta! rob, Fri 13 Feb 2009, 11:25, Reply)
This is a normal post Pfft!
How is the yougster doing? And Mrs B3ta?
 (I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Fri 13 Feb 2009, 11:26, Reply)
This is a normal post And a better singing voice I reckon

(I helped save b3ta! boyo81 was laying down his ordinance on, Fri 13 Feb 2009, 11:39, Reply)
This is a normal post What have you called him?
I think "Clarence the Impenetrable" has a nice ring to it.
 (Jimbotfu Bummed in the gob again, Fri 13 Feb 2009, 11:50, Reply)
This is a normal post Stan
or more fully Stanley William Manuel
 (I helped save b3ta! rob, Fri 13 Feb 2009, 12:00, Reply)
This is a normal post Congrats, sir :)

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Propps, Fri 13 Feb 2009, 12:01, Reply)
This is a normal post cheers
I like solid man names. No naming the kid Rasputin just because I'm some dickhead with a website.
 (I helped save b3ta! rob, Fri 13 Feb 2009, 12:02, Reply)
This is a normal post oh, you've got a website?
:)

congrats though, we had a boy recently too.. they're better than girls.
 (I helped save b3ta! a username Tue 30 Mar 1971 til, Fri 13 Feb 2009, 12:18, Reply)
This is a normal post "YES, WE'VE GOT A VIDEO!"

(Jimbotfu Bummed in the gob again, Fri 13 Feb 2009, 13:21, Reply)
This is a normal post If you are designing a bank safe.

(I helped save b3ta! redazril I LIKE DRUGS!, Fri 13 Feb 2009, 12:06, Reply)
This is a normal post Speaking as someone with no kids
I can be as self-righteous as I like about this and bang on about parental responsibility whilst having no idea what raising a child entails
 (I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Fri 13 Feb 2009, 13:11, Reply)
This is a normal post [ well congrats there MrManuel (+ Family obviously ;)

(DrZaarlon Witchspace To Ra!, Fri 13 Feb 2009, 13:11, Reply)
This is a normal post As the father of a 5 month old
Rob's right although that changes at about 2-3 months old.
 (dj_jenns I'm Going to Be A Dad Too!?? Friiiick :-s, Fri 13 Feb 2009, 13:19, Reply)
This is a normal post It's kind of like having fish, but with no glass to bang on.
So I just rattle their bars.

That's parenting.
 (Jimbotfu Bummed in the gob again, Fri 13 Feb 2009, 13:23, Reply)
This is a normal post Oh my Lord!
I am slowly starting to understand why the Daily Mail have such a large readership....
 (I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Fri 13 Feb 2009, 11:25, Reply)
This is a normal post Redsushi - A Julie Moult in the making?
/Newsletter Title
 (I helped save b3ta! elephant rider property shark sighted!, Fri 13 Feb 2009, 11:35, Reply)
This is a normal post I AM AN IDIOT! :D

(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Fri 13 Feb 2009, 11:42, Reply)
This is a normal post christ
"What's finanncially?"
 (I helped save b3ta! frox, Fri 13 Feb 2009, 11:33, Reply)
This is a normal post I wouldn't trust them with a puppy, let alone a baby.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Propps, Fri 13 Feb 2009, 11:58, Reply)
This is a normal post wow...
kids nowadays. and he's barely into puberty
 (I helped save b3ta! Dances with Rabbits Back to Education i go, Fri 13 Feb 2009, 12:04, Reply)
This is a normal post Maisy Roxanne?
Oh dear, oh dear, oh dear.
 (Mr1Zillion&1, Fri 13 Feb 2009, 12:04, Reply)
This is a normal post At least he can prove to the other kids
that he has definitely had a shag. Hell of a price to pay though.
 (I helped save b3ta! lord turkey boy and the cleft of venus, Fri 13 Feb 2009, 13:51, Reply)