Fuckwit
Title:
Experience: I had an erection for three weeks
Description:
I grabbed a wine-cooling sleeve from the freezer and wrapped it around my penis
( , Fri 23 Aug 2019, 19:08, Share, Reply)
Title:
Experience: I had an erection for three weeks
Description:
I grabbed a wine-cooling sleeve from the freezer and wrapped it around my penis
( , Fri 23 Aug 2019, 19:08, Share, Reply)
"I was so inspired by the care I received in hospital that I want to channel that into training as a Reiki healer and teacher."
Peak Grauniad.
( , Fri 23 Aug 2019, 19:41, Share, Reply)
Peak Grauniad.
( , Fri 23 Aug 2019, 19:41, Share, Reply)
I do still like the Guardian website
But it's being filled more and more with utter horseshite.
( , Fri 23 Aug 2019, 20:28, Share, Reply)
But it's being filled more and more with utter horseshite.
( , Fri 23 Aug 2019, 20:28, Share, Reply)
It's the most unbearably left-leaning wishy washy lower middle class twaddle imaginable.
It's the kind of publication for people who regard Stacey Dooley as a legitimate current affairs journalist. The kind of folk who will readily call out Islamophobic sentiment on social media yet will proceed to swallow their plane seat with their anus the moment a vaguely brown person walks down the aisle. Just awful.
( , Fri 23 Aug 2019, 21:03, Share, Reply)
It's the kind of publication for people who regard Stacey Dooley as a legitimate current affairs journalist. The kind of folk who will readily call out Islamophobic sentiment on social media yet will proceed to swallow their plane seat with their anus the moment a vaguely brown person walks down the aisle. Just awful.
( , Fri 23 Aug 2019, 21:03, Share, Reply)
Wow, I sure am glad I'm not one of those straw Grauniad readers right noe
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Your failed HTML correction really ends your snappy put down well.
( , Fri 23 Aug 2019, 22:48, Share, Reply)
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Wow, I sur
( , Sat 24 Aug 2019, 15:12, Share, Reply)
Given that I just said I like the majority of the content
I guess that is a personal insult. More importantly though, what would you consider the bastion of integrity when it comes to reporting?
( , Fri 23 Aug 2019, 22:51, Share, Reply)
I guess that is a personal insult. More importantly though, what would you consider the bastion of integrity when it comes to reporting?
( , Fri 23 Aug 2019, 22:51, Share, Reply)
A Guardian reader? Engaging in whataboutery?
Now I've heard it all.
( , Fri 23 Aug 2019, 23:07, Share, Reply)
Now I've heard it all.
( , Fri 23 Aug 2019, 23:07, Share, Reply)
don't worry
post Brexit, whataboutery, which btw, is an EU regulation, will be banned.
( , Fri 23 Aug 2019, 23:21, Share, Reply)
post Brexit, whataboutery, which btw, is an EU regulation, will be banned.
( , Fri 23 Aug 2019, 23:21, Share, Reply)
It always comes back to Brexit with you Benny.
*waves blue passport*
( , Fri 23 Aug 2019, 23:38, Share, Reply)
*waves blue passport*
( , Fri 23 Aug 2019, 23:38, Share, Reply)
I know you're proud of being a twat on here
But given the rant about the Guardian website and its users, is it really whataboutery to ask what alternative website someone would suggest using instead of the one they just ranted about?
(I am not expecting an intelligent answer from either of you)
( , Sat 24 Aug 2019, 9:25, Share, Reply)
But given the rant about the Guardian website and its users, is it really whataboutery to ask what alternative website someone would suggest using instead of the one they just ranted about?
(I am not expecting an intelligent answer from either of you)
( , Sat 24 Aug 2019, 9:25, Share, Reply)
You're harping on about how much you love The Guardian, and I'm the twat.
( , Sat 24 Aug 2019, 10:38, Share, Reply)
( , Sat 24 Aug 2019, 10:38, Share, Reply)
And you continue to evade the question
of what you consider to be the bastion of integrity when it comes to reporting.
( , Sat 24 Aug 2019, 11:10, Share, Reply)
of what you consider to be the bastion of integrity when it comes to reporting.
( , Sat 24 Aug 2019, 11:10, Share, Reply)
You question is based on a false premise.
When did I ever state or imply that such a 'bastion of integrity' in 'reporting' exists? How was that article reportage? It was a first person single source account published entirely uncritically. Is that reporting?
( , Sat 24 Aug 2019, 12:08, Share, Reply)
When did I ever state or imply that such a 'bastion of integrity' in 'reporting' exists? How was that article reportage? It was a first person single source account published entirely uncritically. Is that reporting?
( , Sat 24 Aug 2019, 12:08, Share, Reply)
It's not "reporting"
It's the Experiences column in the Life & Style section. It's not meant to be hard-hitting journalism, or even just professional journalism. They solicit stories which are then submitted by not-journalists, and the "best ones" are picked by the editorial team for publication every Friday.
( , Sun 25 Aug 2019, 5:08, Share, Reply)
It's the Experiences column in the Life & Style section. It's not meant to be hard-hitting journalism, or even just professional journalism. They solicit stories which are then submitted by not-journalists, and the "best ones" are picked by the editorial team for publication every Friday.
( , Sun 25 Aug 2019, 5:08, Share, Reply)
So why are chinchilla and fish using the term 'bastion of integrity in reporting' when discussing this article?
( , Sun 25 Aug 2019, 10:01, Share, Reply)
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Because they're conflating "journalism" with "some other stuff our core readership will lap up something fierce"?
I do like the Grauniad's actual journalism, like actual news articles about things that actually fucking matter, but the sideshow stuff they rightfully get ripped for to either pad out the print edition or to go fishing for clicks does absolutely nothing for me.
( , Sun 25 Aug 2019, 22:50, Share, Reply)
I do like the Grauniad's actual journalism, like actual news articles about things that actually fucking matter, but the sideshow stuff they rightfully get ripped for to either pad out the print edition or to go fishing for clicks does absolutely nothing for me.
( , Sun 25 Aug 2019, 22:50, Share, Reply)
Is Carole Cadwalladr your favourite actual journalist?
My favourite actual journalist is Owen Jones.
( , Mon 26 Aug 2019, 0:13, Share, Reply)
My favourite actual journalist is Owen Jones.
( , Mon 26 Aug 2019, 0:13, Share, Reply)
Excuse me, can I just point out
My whole original post was that the Guardian website is getting more and more full of Horseshite.
Mr Penis ranted insultingly about the content of the whole site (and readers), and I asked him for his alternative, that's the entire sensible discussion, and it died out pretty quickly.
Prufrock separately being a twat unable to use words like "whataboutery" correctly or understanding concepts like "Guardian website" or "when the sun is shining" is pretty much a given. And since he somehow seems to link "horseshite" with "love" I can only assume he is a coprophilic weirdo. Which doesn't surprise me.
( , Mon 26 Aug 2019, 0:34, Share, Reply)
My whole original post was that the Guardian website is getting more and more full of Horseshite.
Mr Penis ranted insultingly about the content of the whole site (and readers), and I asked him for his alternative, that's the entire sensible discussion, and it died out pretty quickly.
Prufrock separately being a twat unable to use words like "whataboutery" correctly or understanding concepts like "Guardian website" or "when the sun is shining" is pretty much a given. And since he somehow seems to link "horseshite" with "love" I can only assume he is a coprophilic weirdo. Which doesn't surprise me.
( , Mon 26 Aug 2019, 0:34, Share, Reply)
I realise you "can't be bothered to waste any more effort on this" but the puerile ad hominems you have plenty of time for.
( , Mon 26 Aug 2019, 8:01, Share, Reply)
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I hadn't replied to you but still..
I get the impression that the more additional characters I type now, the more you consider this some kind of victory? Okay, knock yourself out, you winner - especially for you - s shinosns Ed his hjsnshjs shjsnsjsn snksnjsnj snisninis snksnsnjska amankankskdhdjsnks bjdksk smism sjemplehdnd
( , Mon 26 Aug 2019, 9:38, Share, Reply)
I get the impression that the more additional characters I type now, the more you consider this some kind of victory? Okay, knock yourself out, you winner - especially for you - s shinosns Ed his hjsnshjs shjsnsjsn snksnjsnj snisninis snksnsnjska amankankskdhdjsnks bjdksk smism sjemplehdnd
( , Mon 26 Aug 2019, 9:38, Share, Reply)
You weren't replying to me, but you were insulting me by name.
Are all Guardian fanboys this catty and brittle?
( , Mon 26 Aug 2019, 11:17, Share, Reply)
Are all Guardian fanboys this catty and brittle?
( , Mon 26 Aug 2019, 11:17, Share, Reply)
Yes, you are
Since my original post was "I do still like The Guardian but it's being filled more and more with utter horseshite"
( , Sat 24 Aug 2019, 12:02, Share, Reply)
Since my original post was "I do still like The Guardian but it's being filled more and more with utter horseshite"
( , Sat 24 Aug 2019, 12:02, Share, Reply)
Jay Rayner's restaurant reviews. The Observer, but same website, for a start
But I can't be bothered to waste any more effort on this, on such a nice day.
( , Sat 24 Aug 2019, 12:17, Share, Reply)
But I can't be bothered to waste any more effort on this, on such a nice day.
( , Sat 24 Aug 2019, 12:17, Share, Reply)
Your defence of the Guardian amounts to the restaurant critic of the Observer because it's the same website
There's no arguing with that.
( , Sat 24 Aug 2019, 13:06, Share, Reply)
There's no arguing with that.
( , Sat 24 Aug 2019, 13:06, Share, Reply)
Your apparent inability to read makes this argument utterly pointless. Not replying after this
The silliest thing of all was that I was originally going to reply to your first post with something like "yes, the guy is a knob, but the Guardian can get even worse than that at times, still best of a bad bunch though."
Hope you got out to enjoy the sunshine like I did.
( , Sat 24 Aug 2019, 18:16, Share, Reply)
The silliest thing of all was that I was originally going to reply to your first post with something like "yes, the guy is a knob, but the Guardian can get even worse than that at times, still best of a bad bunch though."
Hope you got out to enjoy the sunshine like I did.
( , Sat 24 Aug 2019, 18:16, Share, Reply)
It's a relief to know you can't be bothered to waste any more effort on this.
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Have you not seen all those passionate gentlemen on the youtubes?
They're independent journalists, so they're free from bias and all external influences, it's incredible.
( , Sat 24 Aug 2019, 9:43, Share, Reply)
They're independent journalists, so they're free from bias and all external influences, it's incredible.
( , Sat 24 Aug 2019, 9:43, Share, Reply)
its the lifestyle section
For news and investigative reporting the guardian is one of the greatest papers
( , Sat 24 Aug 2019, 2:15, Share, Reply)
For news and investigative reporting the guardian is one of the greatest papers
( , Sat 24 Aug 2019, 2:15, Share, Reply)
Attention seeking fucknuckle seeking attention
He was in the i last week
b3ta.com/links/Man_has_permanent_erection
( , Fri 23 Aug 2019, 20:51, Share, Reply)
He was in the i last week
b3ta.com/links/Man_has_permanent_erection
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Moral of the story
Don't let strangers inject medicine directly into your dick.
( , Fri 23 Aug 2019, 22:10, Share, Reply)
Don't let strangers inject medicine directly into your dick.
( , Fri 23 Aug 2019, 22:10, Share, Reply)
Many thanks
This would never of occurred to me previously.
I'm going to get these exact words tattooed on my dick tomorrow.
What an unbelievable dick (ahem) this guy was/is.
( , Fri 23 Aug 2019, 23:20, Share, Reply)
This would never of occurred to me previously.
I'm going to get these exact words tattooed on my dick tomorrow.
What an unbelievable dick (ahem) this guy was/is.
( , Fri 23 Aug 2019, 23:20, Share, Reply)
If the Pathetic Sharks from Viz wrote a newspaper, it would be a bit like the Guardian.
( , Sat 24 Aug 2019, 3:55, Share, Reply)
When I do something really really stupid
I make sure that I don't write to the papers about it.
( , Sun 25 Aug 2019, 14:35, Share, Reply)
I make sure that I don't write to the papers about it.
( , Sun 25 Aug 2019, 14:35, Share, Reply)
I like that they left the comments open by mistake for a bit.
Unfortunately didn't get to see them.
( , Mon 26 Aug 2019, 10:14, Share, Reply)
Unfortunately didn't get to see them.
( , Mon 26 Aug 2019, 10:14, Share, Reply)
Best line of the article:
"When I woke, I was no longer in agonising pain. I felt hope. My partner and I had become even closer and my friends started fundraising for my recovery".
"So how much have you raised so far, mates? £ 2.37 ?!" What the hell! I drifted back off to sleep and awoke a few days later. When I woke again, my friends, my partner, my penis, my hope, and the £2.37 were all gone."
( , Mon 26 Aug 2019, 20:52, Share, Reply)
"When I woke, I was no longer in agonising pain. I felt hope. My partner and I had become even closer and my friends started fundraising for my recovery".
"So how much have you raised so far, mates? £ 2.37 ?!" What the hell! I drifted back off to sleep and awoke a few days later. When I woke again, my friends, my partner, my penis, my hope, and the £2.37 were all gone."
( , Mon 26 Aug 2019, 20:52, Share, Reply)