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This is a link post How is conservapedia covering the 2012 games?
If your answer is "Hilariously, with large doses of paranoia about teh gayz and teh godless", award yourself a medal and a hefty sponsorship deal.
 (I helped save b3ta! Enzyme is powered by sunlight, Fri 3 Aug 2012, 9:12, Reply)
This is a normal post Er, is that site real or satire?

(I helped save b3ta! Brandy_Bumwinkle, Fri 3 Aug 2012, 9:16, Reply)
This is a normal post It's real.
It was set up to counter the supposed liberal bias in Wikipedia.

And also that same liberal bias in reality.
 (I helped save b3ta! Enzyme is powered by sunlight, Fri 3 Aug 2012, 9:29, Reply)
This is a normal post it also links to some batshit mental sites..
...like this for example (linked on home page): questionevolution.blogspot.co.uk/2012/07/evolutionists-atheists-and-agnostics.html
 (I helped save b3ta! wideeye slightly pickled, Fri 3 Aug 2012, 9:32, Reply)
This is a normal post Yes.
It's Poe's Law in action!

... as far as I know, it was originally meant to be serious (as Enzyme says, "to counter the supposed liberal bias in Wikipedia") -- but I think it's since been largely taken over by parodists, and the administrators are too dense to realise that everyone's making fun of them.
 (EvilTerran rearranged his letters on, Fri 3 Aug 2012, 9:34, Reply)
This is a normal post It was overrun by parodists at one stage.
But I think that they now vet contributors quite strictly, just in case some sanity creeps in.
 (I helped save b3ta! Enzyme is powered by sunlight, Fri 3 Aug 2012, 9:46, Reply)
This is a normal post It is indeed.
www.conservapedia.com/Poe%27s_law
 (I helped save b3ta! The Awful Puppy Bakery is still bored, Fri 3 Aug 2012, 10:16, Reply)
This is a normal post Bloody hell, the rabbit hole just keeps on going.

(EvilTerran rearranged his letters on, Fri 3 Aug 2012, 20:39, Reply)
This is a normal post Hang on, it's the 'XXX Olympiad'?
Suddenly I feel shortchanged by that opening ceremony.

Lots of sniggers from that article though. Love the outrage at 'Overrated Sports Stars'.
 (I helped save b3ta! Pig Bodine., Fri 3 Aug 2012, 9:24, Reply)
This is a normal post brilliant
"Soccer players in the United Arab Emirates team bowed toward Mecca when they scored a goal. They did not advance to the quarterfinals."
 (I helped save b3ta! masakatsu best of all the burger meats, Fri 3 Aug 2012, 9:47, Reply)
This is a normal post I *love* this, & I love you for finding it for a slow friday morning
"will atheist nations underachieve in team sports?"
That's not a question I even realised I needed answers to, until now.
 (I helped save b3ta! Tab Hunter Make this useless process end and so, begin again, Fri 3 Aug 2012, 9:53, Reply)
This is a normal post
www.conservapedia.com/Disgusting
 (I helped save b3ta! Cerebus Sticky! Sticky! Stick! Stick!, Fri 3 Aug 2012, 10:05, Reply)
This is a normal post Wow, that's ironic.
You fat, ginger, balding, saggy-tittied, swamp-breathed bag-lady.
 (I helped save b3ta! Tab Hunter Make this useless process end and so, begin again, Fri 3 Aug 2012, 10:12, Reply)
This is a normal post Good morning Tabs, nice weather we're having eh?
I hope all is well down there in lovely Bristol.
 (I helped save b3ta! Cerebus Sticky! Sticky! Stick! Stick!, Fri 3 Aug 2012, 10:18, Reply)
This is a normal post Go wrap it in barbed wire & shove it up your gaping, maggot-spewing anus, cuntlord.
;)
 (I helped save b3ta! Tab Hunter Make this useless process end and so, begin again, Fri 3 Aug 2012, 11:15, Reply)
This is a normal post Arf! You're always good for a laugh.
Any plans for the weekend?
 (I helped save b3ta! Cerebus Sticky! Sticky! Stick! Stick!, Fri 3 Aug 2012, 11:28, Reply)
This is a normal post Honestly, don't ask- I don't want to bum /links out with a litany of ubershitness.
Yourself?
 (I helped save b3ta! Tab Hunter Make this useless process end and so, begin again, Fri 3 Aug 2012, 11:38, Reply)
This is a normal post Everythings gravy in the Amadeus household
Got a new toy arriving today.
A fancy pants HD free-view recorder so I can get rid of virgin.

So this weekend is going to be spent playing piano, watching telly and transferring around 15 gallons of homebrew wine from one vessel to another.

Sorry to hear about your Übershitness
 (I helped save b3ta! Cerebus Sticky! Sticky! Stick! Stick!, Fri 3 Aug 2012, 12:02, Reply)
This is a normal post S'not all bad. I *may* be seeing Herbs tomorrow.
I really must think about homebrewing...I've had some smashing homebrew wine.
 (I helped save b3ta! Tab Hunter Make this useless process end and so, begin again, Fri 3 Aug 2012, 12:14, Reply)
This is a normal post I do find it a marvelous way to acquire a large amount of cheap alcohol
Got some very drinkable recipes if you want them
 (I helped save b3ta! Cerebus Sticky! Sticky! Stick! Stick!, Fri 3 Aug 2012, 12:25, Reply)
This is a normal post My batch of ale is conditioning at the moment
Tempted to start up some wine/cider type concoction in the meantime
 (I helped save b3ta! Fadgebadger Sweaty sumo wanks for everyone!, Fri 3 Aug 2012, 12:40, Reply)
This is a normal post I can't wait until our apples are ready, they make beautiful cider. Should really get soe wine going too,
got loads of black currants and loganberries ready. Nice job for the weekend methinks. Thanks for reminding me.
 (I helped save b3ta! skeltonator Needs some new daps., Fri 3 Aug 2012, 12:50, Reply)
This is a normal post Never attempted wine before
So it should be a larf! Though I did do a cider once years ago. It went wrong. I made my Brother drink it. I am a cruel sibling.
 (I helped save b3ta! Fadgebadger Sweaty sumo wanks for everyone!, Fri 3 Aug 2012, 13:22, Reply)
This is a normal post Ooof! your poor brother! I used to have a six foot screw beam press in the back garden, we made 500 gallons one year,
Got invited to an awful lot of barbeques, donated that to the town orchard though, it is quite a silly amount of cider to have kicking about. Just got a small press now, home made from a car jack, threaded bar, some oak and an old washing machine drum. It works beautifully. Wine is a bit more difficult to do than cider, Just make sure everything is nicely sterile, get your yeast going first and don't forget the sugar, In fact ask amadeus, he seems to be very sage in these matters. Most of all have fun!
 (I helped save b3ta! skeltonator Needs some new daps., Fri 3 Aug 2012, 13:30, Reply)
This is a normal post *nods sagely*
Make sure every things clean.
I use VWP as it rinses nicely and doesn't leave a taste.

Once yeast is going you'll get a nice CO2 layer that will protect the brew from infections so long as no foreign bodies get in.

Unless you own a vineyard don't be a snob about making "prison brew"
I've made very nice brews using white grape juice from supermarket and fruit tea bags.

Dissolve suger in boiling water until clear before adding to the mix.

Only add the yeast when the temp is in the mid 20's or you'll just kill it.

Don't go mad and add twice as much sugar as required. You'll just get a very sweet wine.
Yeast generally dies at around 17% proof with a few going to 22% but don't taste that good.

Praise the yeast organism for the wonder it is.
This little feller gobbles sugar, pisses alcohol and farts CO2.

When it comes to clearing you have a choice. Leave things to settle by themselves over a couple of weeks or add some isinglass.
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Isinglass
This is why most wine is not vegetarian btw.
 (I helped save b3ta! Cerebus Sticky! Sticky! Stick! Stick!, Fri 3 Aug 2012, 13:44, Reply)
This is a normal post If you are a veggie, settle, rack, settle, rack the more times you do it the clearer it gets.

(I helped save b3ta! skeltonator Needs some new daps., Fri 3 Aug 2012, 13:49, Reply)
This is a normal post This is generally what I do too
I have such an abundance of the stuff i'm in no hurry for it to clear.
 (I helped save b3ta! Cerebus Sticky! Sticky! Stick! Stick!, Fri 3 Aug 2012, 14:02, Reply)
This is a normal post YOU DREADFUL NONCE STOP GROOMING MEEEEEEE!!!!!!111
Thank you, yes- I would be interested in a gander.
 (I helped save b3ta! Tab Hunter Make this useless process end and so, begin again, Fri 3 Aug 2012, 12:42, Reply)
This is a normal post Helpful email in your Gaz box

(I helped save b3ta! Cerebus Sticky! Sticky! Stick! Stick!, Fri 3 Aug 2012, 13:29, Reply)
This is a normal post Awwwww!! it's so sweet to see you two playing so nicely together!
:D Who wants ice cream?
 (I helped save b3ta! skeltonator Needs some new daps., Fri 3 Aug 2012, 13:35, Reply)
This is a normal post I decided to be nice and helpful today after all the agro of the past few days.

(I helped save b3ta! Cerebus Sticky! Sticky! Stick! Stick!, Fri 3 Aug 2012, 13:47, Reply)
This is a normal post Fuck off.

(pissflaps. FSPW, Fri 3 Aug 2012, 13:57, Reply)
This is a normal post Oh you scamp..... *ruffles hair*

(I helped save b3ta! Cerebus Sticky! Sticky! Stick! Stick!, Fri 3 Aug 2012, 14:01, Reply)
This is a normal post Why's your hand down his.......
...oh I see
 (I helped save b3ta! Fadgebadger Sweaty sumo wanks for everyone!, Fri 3 Aug 2012, 14:06, Reply)
This is a normal post You're MEANT to ruffle *head* hair.

(I helped save b3ta! Tab Hunter Make this useless process end and so, begin again, Fri 3 Aug 2012, 14:08, Reply)
This is a normal post I think alot of people are in the same mood, it's nice to see a couple of old faces back here too.

(I helped save b3ta! skeltonator Needs some new daps., Fri 3 Aug 2012, 14:05, Reply)
This is a normal post So this is what it says:
Britain has underachieved because it did not win a gold medal intil day 5.

Yet, USA has achieved despite being behind China because china have a much bigger population...

Why didn't they point out that USA have 6 times to population of Britain, so by that logic being 5th on the leader board Britain are overachieving
 (auburnagain, Fri 3 Aug 2012, 11:16, Reply)
This is a normal post You're forgetting that GB is increasingly atheistic.

(I helped save b3ta! Pig Bodine., Fri 3 Aug 2012, 11:23, Reply)
This is a normal post Because GOD, with added USA! USA! USA!

(I helped save b3ta! Enzyme is powered by sunlight, Fri 3 Aug 2012, 11:37, Reply)
This is a normal post You know you can't argue with these people using logic

(I helped save b3ta! evil_andy Stick stick stick stick sticky sticky stick stick, Fri 3 Aug 2012, 13:39, Reply)
This is a normal post Quite, remember when they beat us 1-1 at footsoccer?

(I helped save b3ta! Extinct Jesus Dossier "...I think it counteracts Hitler's magic...", Fri 3 Aug 2012, 14:11, Reply)
This is a normal post Well obviously. That is quite incredible.

(I helped save b3ta! skeltonator Needs some new daps., Fri 3 Aug 2012, 12:45, Reply)