Is this blazer ok for a wedding guest?
So I have a summer wedding to attend. I know the bride and grrom because they are my girlfriends flatmates.
I bought this blazer from bananarepublic because it was on sale and I loved it but never really had anything to wear it to.
Do you think that would be ok to wear as a guest? I know the groom is wearing a simple suit, I don't want to be overdressed. I love the blazer,what do u think about it?
(, Wed 16 Feb 2011, 2:17, Share, Reply)
I think you should go in a boiler suit and a hockey mask
whilst carrying the 14" carving knife you got them as a wedding gift.
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Laird Dave Draws Now charges to take off his clothes., Wed 16 Feb 2011, 2:21,
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I concur:
However, I do actually recommend wearing JUST the blazer whilst masturbating furiously throughout the ceremony. As an extra touch, scream the words 'DEEP ANAL' over and over and over.
Then, a good touch would be to flick your semen at the bride whilst spraying yourself liberally with lighter fluid.
Scream 'THIS IS FOR THE OPPRESSED OF YEMEN' and run out of the church on fire.
Oh, and if you can somehow manage a final wank whilst burning to death in the street, give it a go. It's a lovely touch.
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waz4444 Escorts, bescorts - Come in if you're saucy., Wed 16 Feb 2011, 3:51,
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Wear wide bottomed trousers and pour petrol over your wedding gear.
Set fire to yourself...
I hear Flares and Blazers are back in fashion......
Spamming fuckwit!
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fagilliD Fuck I'm good!, Wed 16 Feb 2011, 2:35,
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I heard these blazers are made by children
from children.
CHILD BONES.
Comfortable child bones. You cant go wrong with a de-boned child. Hell, a boned child is a paedo's dream, right?
*goes to sleep on an advertising high*
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chulk607, Wed 16 Feb 2011, 3:01,
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I heard that
Giftmadesimple.com terrorists al-qaida paedophiles spam Piers Morgan illegal white supremacism bomb construction child porn Hitler biscuity bits at the bottom of trifles jihad pipebombs snuff vids
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Zuowan, Wed 16 Feb 2011, 3:17,
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yeah you're right
Giftmadesimple.com terrorists al-qaida paedophiles spam Piers Morgan illegal white supremacism bomb construction child porn Hitler biscuity bits at the bottom of trifles jihad pipebombs snuff vids
and now the link is my favourite link evar!!
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Avast is still alive!!!!, Wed 16 Feb 2011, 12:58,
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they have more fashion sense over at /talk
i suggest you ask them, and they will be happy to help :)
(, Wed 16 Feb 2011, 3:36, Share, Reply)
Agreed
/talk is the place you go for advice. They're very free with it. Just tell them you're a friend of mine. They'll look after you....
cheers
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Legless Mister Stabby - shanks for the memory, Wed 16 Feb 2011, 7:22,
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That's good advice.
pfftttt!
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Blackdogmanguitar is out with Fat Larry's Jazz Band on, Wed 16 Feb 2011, 9:07,
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As this is a bit lost to spam
I hope people don'tmind if I add in my bit of spam too.
I am now letting people use lots of my music for free for any projects (including commercial ones) from my website www.cameronmusic.co.uk.
I'm sorry to be a spammer but I could really do with the help spreading the word and at least I am offering things for free.
Ta
Also have a free pearoasted link of a theme tune for the links board nazis what I wrote for your trouble.
cameronmusic.co.uk/dl/linknazis.mp3
(, Wed 16 Feb 2011, 7:46, Share, Reply)
you should
get a crotchless superhero costume with RAPEMAN written on the back.
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the RAND corporation a.k.a. Kevin Saxe-Coburg-Gotha, Wed 16 Feb 2011, 8:39,
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$198 dollars for that peice of shit?!
go to a charity shop, you'll get a better suit at less than half the price.
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Glovington, Wed 16 Feb 2011, 9:23,
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Do fuck off
there's a good chap
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TownsendsPublisher is all gravy baby, Wed 16 Feb 2011, 9:38,
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I love this link. Best of all the spammers.
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barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Wed 16 Feb 2011, 11:02,
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