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This is a normal post I can't fathom why anyone liked the first one, the character design is so...first draft.
(This is very funny until the end when he starts doing alternative titles, but funny up to that point)
 (I helped save b3ta! fred zeppelin II: Electric Boogaloo, Mon 19 Dec 2022, 12:11, Reply)
This is a normal post I lost patience with it at “Unobtanium”
Don’t recall actually watching it through to the end.

I’m sure the sequel will be equally missable.
 (I helped save b3ta! wheresthefish Partly filled with wrong, Mon 19 Dec 2022, 12:59, Reply)
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Of all the issues with it, character design is an odd one to pick.

The writing was abysmal. I couldn't name a single character in the film they were all so forgettable. Sigourney Weaver was seemingly only in it so you could say "Oh look, there's Sigourney Weaver". I couldn't even tell you who played either of the lead roles.

The plot was incredibly simplistic. Army bad, trees good.

The world design was incredible... to anyone who's never played a video game.

Was there music?
 (I helped save b3ta! evil_andy Stick stick stick stick sticky sticky stick stick, Mon 19 Dec 2022, 13:25, Reply)
This is a normal post Hands up I confess all I've seen of it is the character design.
But what you say doesn't make me want to rush out and see either. Barbie, on the other hand...
 (I helped save b3ta! fred zeppelin II: Electric Boogaloo, Mon 19 Dec 2022, 13:32, Reply)
This is a normal post Looks like it's doing better business than Titanic 2
variety.com/2022/film/box-office/avatar-2-box-office-opening-weekend-1235464497/

Edit: here's a bonus Variety link variety.com/vip/streamers-fortunes-unlikely-to-improve-much-in-q4-1235447338/
 (I helped save b3ta! Mudface The web isn't callipygian, Mon 19 Dec 2022, 13:05, Reply)
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Week 2 is where the real judgement happens. If it sustains that performance then fair play. A huge amount of week 1 will have been pre-books and people who didn't get to see the reviews until the embargo ended. I'm expecting a precipitous drop-off for week 2 as the word gets around.
 (I helped save b3ta! evil_andy Stick stick stick stick sticky sticky stick stick, Mon 19 Dec 2022, 13:28, Reply)
This is a normal post The word may not get around so fast as some of the first weekend viewers have died of deep vein thrombosis

(I helped save b3ta! Mudface The web isn't callipygian, Mon 19 Dec 2022, 14:09, Reply)
This is a normal post I did get a numb arse after an hour.

(I helped save b3ta! Boris Johnson's Press Secretary, Tue 20 Dec 2022, 4:28, Reply)
This is a normal post The film or the ship?

(Mehitabel_Itrang, Mon 19 Dec 2022, 18:43, Reply)
This is a normal post Christ, I thought he was a dick on the BBC news film slots
That's a whole other level. I had to turn it off.
It was worse than having to sit through one of the films that Kermode actually likes.
 (I helped save b3ta! joefish It's hard for thee to kick against the pricks, Mon 19 Dec 2022, 13:44, Reply)
This is a normal post alright Danny Dyer, got any more Cockney gangster films in the pipeline?

(The Porcupine From Purgatory katsu revival trust, Mon 19 Dec 2022, 13:59, Reply)
This is a normal post Man paid to have an opinion is a dick
opines man on internet for free.
 (I helped save b3ta! wheresthefish Partly filled with wrong, Mon 19 Dec 2022, 14:15, Reply)
This is a normal post Kermode is a massive bellend though.
Mayo is a black hole of charisma, too.
 (I helped save b3ta! brb Monkhouse Stampede, Mon 19 Dec 2022, 17:23, Reply)
This is a normal post With you there
His schtick only works if he stays dignified
 (dyllon nice beaver., Mon 19 Dec 2022, 17:58, Reply)
This is a normal post The first one was completely shit a/c

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Mon 19 Dec 2022, 14:17, Reply)
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Does anyone have any credible film reviewers on YT? Not because I disagree with Kermode on this, but because I can't fucking bear him any longer. British ideally
 (I helped save b3ta! After you my dear Alfonse No. After you., Mon 19 Dec 2022, 19:09, Reply)
This is a normal post Barry Norman's opinion:

(I helped save b3ta! Varmint, Mon 19 Dec 2022, 19:43, Reply)
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Moviebob? HA!

No. But seriously, I don't think there are any good ones on youtube. Empire's website seems to be tolerable, but I'm not sure what differentiates it from the rest of them.
 (I helped save b3ta! evil_andy Stick stick stick stick sticky sticky stick stick, Mon 19 Dec 2022, 19:49, Reply)
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Actually, scratch that. They gave the GotG Holiday Special three stars, so they clearly haven't a clue.
 (I helped save b3ta! evil_andy Stick stick stick stick sticky sticky stick stick, Mon 19 Dec 2022, 19:54, Reply)
This is a normal post Credible? No.
I watch two film critic teams, both comedy/semi fictitious parody stuff:
Red Letter Media and On Cinema At The Cinema (though the latter seem to have gone behind a paywall since Adult Swim dropped them).
 (I helped save b3ta! brb Monkhouse Stampede, Mon 19 Dec 2022, 20:34, Reply)
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The Weekly Planet covered it this week and seemed pretty even handed.
Have a link.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=pwPACVQRyGY
 (I helped save b3ta! VicJameson : fucking internet virgins since, Mon 19 Dec 2022, 23:27, Reply)
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That's nearly as long as the film...
 (I helped save b3ta! evil_andy Stick stick stick stick sticky sticky stick stick, Tue 20 Dec 2022, 0:35, Reply)
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The relevant part is from 57:00 to 1:32:00, I perhaps should have said.
edit: A standalone version of just the Avatar2 review is now available www.youtube.com/watch?v=TlgEaXi-d8U
 (I helped save b3ta! VicJameson : fucking internet virgins since, Tue 20 Dec 2022, 12:34, Reply)
This is a normal post I lasted until he did the stupid voice. 5 seconds.

(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Tue 20 Dec 2022, 0:03, Reply)