Obviously a crank - he's buried all his light bulbs in the garden
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Which 17th century philosopher would you use for diurnal transportation?
Descartes
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Descartes
( , Mon 30 Mar 2020, 15:08, Reply)
tried to go to tesco earlier but forgot it was the NHS Schopenhauer
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It’s not the best time for philosophy.
We’re only allowed out once a day for fresh Ayer.
( , Mon 30 Mar 2020, 15:33, Reply)
We’re only allowed out once a day for fresh Ayer.
( , Mon 30 Mar 2020, 15:33, Reply)
Stuttering Greek philosophers provide merely adequate packaging solutions.
They’re so-so crates.
( , Mon 30 Mar 2020, 15:37, Reply)
They’re so-so crates.
( , Mon 30 Mar 2020, 15:37, Reply)
A mate keeps trying to tell jokes after drinking too much German beer,
I keep telling him, wit then stein
( , Tue 31 Mar 2020, 18:25, Reply)
I keep telling him, wit then stein
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pointy teeth
aversion to lightbulbs
vampire
these are dark times indeed
( , Mon 30 Mar 2020, 13:30, Reply)
also it was difficult to order anything at that time because
China was shut down.
( , Mon 30 Mar 2020, 18:34, Reply)
China was shut down.
( , Mon 30 Mar 2020, 18:34, Reply)
I disagree that our government has acted worst of any in the world
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Brazil have that covered
It’s not a high bar though is it, being second worst?
Once Italy’s path was clear, we should have been on immediate lockdown. Schools were open for at least a week after it was clear they would have to close, merely exacerbating the pressure on the NHS. I withdrew my child from the nursery on the Monday, and both I and my partner started working from home at the behest of our respective employers, not as a result of government advice.
( , Mon 30 Mar 2020, 21:04, Reply)
It’s not a high bar though is it, being second worst?
Once Italy’s path was clear, we should have been on immediate lockdown. Schools were open for at least a week after it was clear they would have to close, merely exacerbating the pressure on the NHS. I withdrew my child from the nursery on the Monday, and both I and my partner started working from home at the behest of our respective employers, not as a result of government advice.
( , Mon 30 Mar 2020, 21:04, Reply)
Second worst? Not even close. The US have us well covered on the absolute shitshow front, but my current favourite worst response is Belarus.
( , Mon 30 Mar 2020, 21:32, Reply)
Something, something, something....
.. wait, you WROTE TO THE DAILY MAIL?
That's all I need to know
( , Thu 2 Apr 2020, 23:24, Reply)
.. wait, you WROTE TO THE DAILY MAIL?
That's all I need to know
( , Thu 2 Apr 2020, 23:24, Reply)