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This is a link post Periodic table of drinks I made this!
I made a periodic table of drinks. None of these fancy cocktails you have now down south. Just the basic building blocks of a decent hangover.

Amendments are encouraged but I reserve the right to ignore you.
 (I helped save b3ta! Wildyles is back to rimming chimps, Thu 20 Dec 2018, 12:35, Reply)
This is a normal post Wot, no irn bru?

(I helped save b3ta! Tusk knows where you live, Thu 20 Dec 2018, 12:51, Reply)
This is a normal post Or tizer, a sad oversight.

(I helped save b3ta! Wildyles is back to rimming chimps, Thu 20 Dec 2018, 17:55, Reply)
This is a normal post The colouring is a nice touch.
No Um-Bongo, though.
 (I helped save b3ta! monkeon schmonkeon, Thu 20 Dec 2018, 13:15, Reply)
This is a normal post I have just returned from a two-year diplomatic posting in the Democratic Republic of the Congo
And I can assert that at no time did I see anyone drinking UmBongo







(c) Viz Comic
 (I helped save b3ta! Mr Mann I love pigs, best of all the animals, Thu 20 Dec 2018, 13:57, Reply)
This is a normal post As a chemist, I approve this message.

(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Long ads need comments sections, Thu 20 Dec 2018, 13:15, Reply)
This is a normal post As an alcoholic so do I.

(Gratch Sit Ubu sit, Thu 20 Dec 2018, 13:54, Reply)
This is a normal post Blimey, ain't seen you in ages

(97800, Thu 20 Dec 2018, 13:25, Reply)
This is a normal post ^ this

(I helped save b3ta! thecrapgatsby isn't listening LALALALALALA, Thu 20 Dec 2018, 14:58, Reply)
This is a normal post *waves*

(I helped save b3ta! Wildyles is back to rimming chimps, Thu 20 Dec 2018, 17:55, Reply)
This is a normal post What about a Hot Carl?

(I helped save b3ta! Fadgebadger Sweaty sumo wanks for everyone!, Thu 20 Dec 2018, 13:31, Reply)
This is a normal post Aperitif (Ap) is not a drink as such
but rather a time-related categorization of a drink that is had before a meal.
 (I helped save b3ta! Rafi took last proton-pump inhibitor on, Thu 20 Dec 2018, 14:03, Reply)
This is a normal post
Aperol might have been a better choice?
 (I helped save b3ta! DinivanX Has stinging piss after drinking Pact Coffee, Thu 20 Dec 2018, 16:17, Reply)
This is a normal post It's a good point and it was supposed to be aperol
But I'm trying to not use brand names. Except for advocat...god knows what that stuff is
 (I helped save b3ta! Wildyles is back to rimming chimps, Thu 20 Dec 2018, 17:56, Reply)
This is a normal post eggs

(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Thu 20 Dec 2018, 20:24, Reply)
This is a normal post 2 and 9 are the same thing arent they?

(benito vaselini no not that one, Thu 20 Dec 2018, 14:30, Reply)
This is a normal post I used to think that
Until I was charged £2 for a can of soda in a poncy bar. Apparently it has extra stuff. I'm also cheekily covering cream soda here.
 (I helped save b3ta! Wildyles is back to rimming chimps, Thu 20 Dec 2018, 17:57, Reply)
This is a normal post Hmmm I could remove it and add in iron bru/tizer
But what are they called?
 (I helped save b3ta! Wildyles is back to rimming chimps, Thu 20 Dec 2018, 18:00, Reply)
This is a normal post Liquid diabetes?

(I helped save b3ta! Tusk knows where you live, Thu 20 Dec 2018, 21:41, Reply)
This is a normal post Dandelion and Burdock?

(Mehitabel_Itrang, Thu 20 Dec 2018, 18:57, Reply)
This is a normal post Nice
the hover colours are a nice touch, which I only found out after I'd read them all
 (I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Thu 20 Dec 2018, 20:23, Reply)
This is a normal post Being pedantic,
Sake is neither fortified nor, technically, wine.
 (I helped save b3ta! Happosai _,,,,_(O ; o)_,,,, Thu 20 Dec 2018, 20:58, Reply)
This is a normal post You’re right of course
It’s commonly called a wine and it’s heat and strength made it perfect for this spot.
 (I helped save b3ta! Wildyles is back to rimming chimps, Thu 20 Dec 2018, 21:42, Reply)
This is a normal post Not drank sake for quite some time...
might treat myself over Xmas (got a proper sake flask and cups).
 (I helped save b3ta! Happosai _,,,,_(O ; o)_,,,, Thu 20 Dec 2018, 22:03, Reply)
This is a normal post Microwaves were made by God for warming sake quickly and easily
So you can drink moar quickerer and easiererererrr
 (I helped save b3ta! simbosan is too tired, Fri 21 Dec 2018, 3:06, Reply)
This is a normal post Indeedly-doodly!

(I helped save b3ta! Happosai _,,,,_(O ; o)_,,,, Fri 21 Dec 2018, 14:32, Reply)
This is a normal post As a homebrewer you'll be surprised what you can class as "wine"
Once made wine from vimto.
 (I helped save b3ta! Cerebus Sticky! Sticky! Stick! Stick!, Fri 21 Dec 2018, 8:52, Reply)
This is a normal post
Vodka & Vimto is not wine.
 (I helped save b3ta! evil_andy Stick stick stick stick sticky sticky stick stick, Fri 21 Dec 2018, 10:09, Reply)
This is a normal post Bit more complex .
750 grams sugar
1 litre bottle vimto 
mix sugar with vimto and boil gently for 15 mins in a pan to to boil off the potassium sulphate and then skim scum off.
allow to cool to room temp
add to DJ, add cold water to shoulder only
Then add
1 teaspoon of youngs yeast
1 teaspoon of youngs nutrient
 (I helped save b3ta! Cerebus Sticky! Sticky! Stick! Stick!, Fri 21 Dec 2018, 20:32, Reply)
This is a normal post I'm pouring the Leoville Barton down the sink. That sounds amazing,

(I helped save b3ta! Prufrock Lucifer, son of the morning!, Fri 21 Dec 2018, 21:22, Reply)
This is a normal post Wine's generally produced via fermentation of sugars.
Sake is produced more like brewing beer, where starches are converted to alcohol.

Sounds like you produced pruno.
 (I helped save b3ta! Happosai _,,,,_(O ; o)_,,,, Fri 21 Dec 2018, 14:36, Reply)
This is a normal post Pruno is a new one on me....
Well that's my Christmas project sorted :)
 (I helped save b3ta! Cerebus Sticky! Sticky! Stick! Stick!, Fri 21 Dec 2018, 20:26, Reply)
This is a normal post :) Document it!

(I helped save b3ta! Happosai _,,,,_(O ; o)_,,,, Sat 22 Dec 2018, 22:23, Reply)
This is a normal post pruno sounds like a 1950s laxative
Tired? Restless? Irritable?
You need new, improved, Pruno.
Just one spoonful a day will restore that spring to your step.
You'll feel like an empty house in no time at all with Pruno.
 (Mehitabel_Itrang, Fri 21 Dec 2018, 22:38, Reply)
This is a normal post I appreciate the inclusion of soup

(I helped save b3ta! Hampster Squared has stuff at www.tilla.co.uk, Thu 20 Dec 2018, 23:10, Reply)