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This is a link post Rockets! Nukes! Splosions!
Candles!
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(I helped save b3ta! Quiver Search for FATALISTS on Spotify, Amazon, Apple, &c, Tue 14 Jul 2026, 6:39, Reply)
This is a normal post Not even Tsar Bomba could outshine you today!
I wonder if they ever used "Project Quiver". It has quite a nice ring to it.
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This is a normal post 22 candles over a 24 hour period is 0.91666666... candles per second
I think this counts as a fire rather than explosion. I have heard tales told by old men of the fabled 1 candle per hour concandulations, but you know those old bastards make shit up
 (I helped save b3ta! simbosan is too tired, Tue 14 Jul 2026, 8:05, Reply)
This is a normal post you flunked math

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This is a normal post I was spectacularly bad at school, still struggle.
I thought I had got it the wrong way round but then I hit maths panic and just gave up
 (I helped save b3ta! simbosan is too tired, Thu 16 Jul 2026, 1:16, Reply)
This is a normal post By my calculations 0.91666666 candles per second is 3,299.999976 candles per hour.

(I helped save b3ta! brb Monkhouse Stampede, Fri 17 Jul 2026, 18:05, Reply)
This is a normal post Oh happy canglez

(I helped save b3ta! garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Tue 14 Jul 2026, 8:48, Reply)
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22 years? My God.
 (I helped save b3ta! evil_andy Stick stick stick stick sticky sticky stick stick, Tue 14 Jul 2026, 8:49, Reply)
This is a normal post Only 2 months and a bit till some hit 25

(Mehitabel_Itrang, Tue 14 Jul 2026, 11:06, Reply)
This is a normal post A Quarter Century on b3ta.com.
Imagine that level of horror.
 (I helped save b3ta! Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Tue 14 Jul 2026, 15:34, Reply)
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I've been on here longer than any of my relationships have lasted.

I wonder if there's a link
 (I helped save b3ta! Boot I want to know what you meant, Tue 14 Jul 2026, 17:22, Reply)
This is a normal post B3ta, a tenth of the age of the USA.
Probably older than South Sudan as well.
 (Mehitabel_Itrang, Wed 15 Jul 2026, 6:42, Reply)
This is a normal post Puts the age of the US in perspective
when a website is 1/10th the age of the country.

I went to a museum recently and saw a pair of trousers older than America...
 (I helped save b3ta! My Name was saying these words inside your head on, Wed 15 Jul 2026, 10:13, Reply)
This is a normal post I'm not far off that
21 years and 8 months, and a few before that as a lurker.
And yes, I can remember when this was all fields. (and full of trolls and wankers)
Not much has changed really
 (I helped save b3ta! TBL I posted this on, Wed 15 Jul 2026, 1:14, Reply)
This is a normal post Less fields...

(I helped save b3ta! My Name was saying these words inside your head on, Wed 15 Jul 2026, 10:11, Reply)
This is a normal post
Fewer



(you're welcome)
 (I helped save b3ta! Boot I want to know what you meant, Wed 15 Jul 2026, 10:34, Reply)
This is a normal post shitting candles

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This is a normal post You are all erudite, wonderful people
Thank you very much! I like to think that my account is much like I was at 22, lazing around and doing nothing of consequence.
 (I helped save b3ta! Quiver Search for FATALISTS on Spotify, Amazon, Apple, &c, Tue 14 Jul 2026, 16:09, Reply)
This is a normal post Happy chandelier!

(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Long ads need comments sections, Tue 14 Jul 2026, 16:46, Reply)
This is a normal post Like it isn't hot enough outside
And you go and burn the board!

Candle fury!!
 (I helped save b3ta! hoppitygoestotown The temporal displacement occurred exactly, Tue 14 Jul 2026, 18:19, Reply)
This is a normal post PUT THAT CIGARETTE OUT

(I helped save b3ta! brb Monkhouse Stampede, Tue 14 Jul 2026, 19:14, Reply)
This is a normal post Candles?
Candles!
 (I helped save b3ta! Manofmilk walks without rhythm but still attracts the worm, Tue 14 Jul 2026, 20:26, Reply)
This is a normal post Oh, your turn for candles! Have a good one.

(I helped save b3ta! Varmint, Tue 14 Jul 2026, 20:54, Reply)
This is a normal post Merry Candlemas!

(I helped save b3ta! My Name was saying these words inside your head on, Tue 14 Jul 2026, 22:41, Reply)