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This is a link post Telephones in Porn NSFW I made this!
For no reason whatsoever I started collecting vintage smut featuring telephones with curly wires and now I can't stop.

Very NSFW obviously.
 (Mr Eraserhead Why aren't you a lemon?, Wed 7 Nov 2012, 20:35, , Reply)
This is a normal post I collect telephones
so I'm going to count this as "research"
 (I helped save b3ta! LP, Wed 7 Nov 2012, 20:37, , Reply)
This is a normal post is it bad
that I can tell which photos are from american publications and which are british based purely on the phone?

And I'm disproportionately excited to see a couple of GPO Tele 706s in there?

Edit:
706: telefonosexy.tumblr.com/image/35137493083 although it's dial has been replaced at some point (it's got a 706L dial plate but a 706F finger plate) telefonosexy.tumblr.com/image/34968319199 has the right dial/finger plate combination

Unusual 706 with a clear button telefonosexy.tumblr.com/image/34967320276 I thought that style of button was only fitted to 746s!

746: telefonosexy.tumblr.com/image/34822971648

Is anyone else interested in this stuff? If so, Gaz me.
 (I helped save b3ta! LP, Wed 7 Nov 2012, 20:40, , Reply)
This is a normal post You Sir
Have just made my day
 (I helped save b3ta! Jorvic, Wed 7 Nov 2012, 20:43, , Reply)
This is a normal post It's not bad, it's absolutely awesome. There should be some european ones in there too.
I would love to label them all but I lack the knowledge.
 (Mr Eraserhead Why aren't you a lemon?, Wed 7 Nov 2012, 20:44, , Reply)
This is a normal post I think
I can spot a couple of french and at least one german phone - but euro phones aren't really my area either.
 (I helped save b3ta! LP, Wed 7 Nov 2012, 20:59, , Reply)
This is a normal post You're my new hero.
Are there any you don't recognise?
 (Mr Eraserhead Why aren't you a lemon?, Wed 7 Nov 2012, 20:50, , Reply)
This is a normal post Oh plenty
Most of the square plastic buttons-are-in-the-handset are too plentiful to be easily identifyable, some are 1980s repos of earlier styles of phone (and again there were too many of those on the market to confidently identify them) and most of those which are obviously american are hard for me to identify as it's not really my area.

There are a lot of western electric 500 style phones in there too.

There's one Bakelite phone in there which looks like it could be a british pattern (based on the braided cord and the shape of the mouthpiece), but you can only see the handset so it's not easy to identify the actual phone.
 (I helped save b3ta! LP, Wed 7 Nov 2012, 20:54, , Reply)
This is a normal post Have you been to the Bakelite museum?
It's ace.
 (I helped save b3ta! Herb Alpert's Taxi Driver I have very beautiful lips, Wed 7 Nov 2012, 21:23, , Reply)
This is a normal post oh yes
it's bloody marvellous!
 (I helped save b3ta! LP, Wed 7 Nov 2012, 21:27, , Reply)
This is a normal post Ive been to the Comunications Museum in Frankfurt
There wasnt much in the way of English translations, but was still rather fun
 (I helped save b3ta! Jorvic, Wed 7 Nov 2012, 21:29, , Reply)
This is a normal post jesus
christ
 (I helped save b3ta! tickle I was away, Wed 7 Nov 2012, 21:30, , Reply)
This is a normal post But they have a POD!
AND the do the best scones.
 (I helped save b3ta! Herb Alpert's Taxi Driver I have very beautiful lips, Wed 7 Nov 2012, 21:41, , Reply)
This is a normal post which pod?
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/POD_%28disambiguation%29
 (I helped save b3ta! tickle I was away, Thu 8 Nov 2012, 8:55, , Reply)
This is a normal post clearly it's POD from
snog-marry-avoid
 (I helped save b3ta! LP, Thu 8 Nov 2012, 10:12, , Reply)
This is a normal post That's the most b3tan post I've read in a long time.
Top work.
 (I helped save b3ta! Pig Bodine., Wed 7 Nov 2012, 20:50, , Reply)
This is a normal post hahah!
This is the best post ever
 (I helped save b3ta! gaijintendo Regular Member, Wed 7 Nov 2012, 20:53, , Reply)
This is a normal post This is one of the finest posts I've seen
I'm sure there's far more research you can do into this!
 (I helped save b3ta! more balanced than jeremy beadle It wasn't me..., Wed 7 Nov 2012, 20:55, , Reply)
This is a normal post Hahaha

(I helped save b3ta! Fadgebadger (1 like), Wed 7 Nov 2012, 20:55, , Reply)
This is a normal post wow.
i love you, yet also i fear you.
 (I helped save b3ta! tickle I was away, Wed 7 Nov 2012, 20:59, , Reply)
This is a normal post Hahaha!
You little mental you!
 (I helped save b3ta! Herb Alpert's Taxi Driver I have very beautiful lips, Wed 7 Nov 2012, 21:09, , Reply)
This is a normal post This is the best thing ever.
Good luck on your quest.
 (I helped save b3ta! --- ---, Wed 7 Nov 2012, 21:14, , Reply)
This is a normal post This might just be the greatest post ever written on B3ta

(I helped save b3ta! Super Grover Time machine..?I haven't invented any time machine, Wed 7 Nov 2012, 21:47, , Reply)
This is a normal post 'IS' ...'IS' the greatest post ever written on B3ta.

(I helped save b3ta! Herb Alpert's Taxi Driver I have very beautiful lips, Wed 7 Nov 2012, 23:04, , Reply)
This is a normal post it's certainly
received more "likes" than anything else I've ever posted.
 (I helped save b3ta! LP, Wed 7 Nov 2012, 23:10, , Reply)
This is a normal post You need to know your audience
fannies, tits and tech will get 'em every time.
 (I helped save b3ta! Herb Alpert's Taxi Driver I have very beautiful lips, Wed 7 Nov 2012, 23:15, , Reply)
This is a normal post wait a minute...
there are *tits* on that site?
 (I helped save b3ta! LP, Wed 7 Nov 2012, 23:42, , Reply)
This is a normal post I can't like this enough

(I helped save b3ta! SpunkyBackpack, Thu 8 Nov 2012, 9:02, , Reply)
This is a normal post Genius comment.
I love you, and your fabulous knowledge of obsolete telephony.

Incidentally, I have a collection of Army field telephones of various nations.
 (dieselmonkey, Thu 8 Nov 2012, 10:05, , Reply)
This is a normal post You and Pete Townshend

(I helped save b3ta! BrokenCoccyx doesn't mind if you grope on, Wed 7 Nov 2012, 20:50, , Reply)
This is a normal post You insensitive bastard
Blondie is dead, she was found hanging on the telephone.

Great links and love the retro porn of the main link and yours Hun..
 (I helped save b3ta! The Scrunt Wants a Dozen Pints, Wed 7 Nov 2012, 20:57, , Reply)
This is a normal post As Juliet Forest said:
If you need me, just call. You know how to dial, don't you? You just put your finger in the hole and make tiny little circles.
 (I helped save b3ta! Varmint, Wed 7 Nov 2012, 20:40, , Reply)
This is a normal post You want me to dick-date that?

(I helped save b3ta! The Scrunt Wants a Dozen Pints, Wed 7 Nov 2012, 21:15, , Reply)
This is a normal post Tumblr is basically the worlds largest selection of Porno Telephones
broadly speaking
 (I helped save b3ta! gaijintendo Regular Member, Wed 7 Nov 2012, 20:51, , Reply)
This is a normal post This seems to be NSFW night after boring night last night
Looks up my GIFS
 (I helped save b3ta! The Scrunt Wants a Dozen Pints, Wed 7 Nov 2012, 21:13, , Reply)
This is a normal post God!
I really miss print pornography.
 (I helped save b3ta! Hardfarter Following through since 1978, Wed 7 Nov 2012, 21:16, , Reply)
This is a normal post hold it closer when you cum
and maybe practice your aiming a bit?
 (I helped save b3ta! tickle I was away, Wed 7 Nov 2012, 21:29, , Reply)
This is a normal post Excellent!
I thought all women in the 70's had fizzgig 'down there' but it appears not!
 (I helped save b3ta! Herb Alpert's Taxi Driver I have very beautiful lips, Wed 7 Nov 2012, 21:26, , Reply)
This is a normal post hahaha

(I helped save b3ta! spazzcaptain Misses Valin @, Wed 7 Nov 2012, 22:35, , Reply)
This is a normal post The shaven haven is not as recent an invention as feminist killjoys like to bang on about.

(Mr Eraserhead Why aren't you a lemon?, Thu 8 Nov 2012, 11:42, , Reply)
This is a normal post I'll just leave this here... flexidisc porn from same era... (NSFW)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=38KO5zOf_0M
 (I helped save b3ta! SpunkyBackpack, Thu 8 Nov 2012, 9:12, , Reply)