The Rise of Skywalker
Creator : @IamHappyToast
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HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 12 Apr 2019, 18:22,
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No one's ever really gone
It's true. They can cgi the fuck out of everyone forever.
(, Fri 12 Apr 2019, 18:36, Share, Reply)
How quickly it all fell apart.
I loved Force Awakens and Rogue One. But, like the first season of Lost, it was going nowhere. No-one had a plan except to blow with the fucking wind. It's worse than DC now: the geese that laid the golden fuck you.
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After you my dear Alfonse No. After you., Fri 12 Apr 2019, 19:07,
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At Last R1 Fitburd gets to take on Darth Kammelface!
/feigned interest
(, Fri 12 Apr 2019, 19:34, Share, Reply)
Don't like star wars
But Last Jedi was good, and will take the kids to this I guess.
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Zuowan, Fri 12 Apr 2019, 19:39,
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Ten year old me would be shocked to hear this, but I'm genuinely done with the Star Wars films now. That opening scene symbolised everything that's wrong with these new films.
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evil_andy Stick stick stick stick sticky sticky stick stick, Fri 12 Apr 2019, 20:15,
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I want to get excited about the new Star Wars movies. I really do.
But they just have absolutely non of the magic, soul or story that made 4,5 (and even 6) so pivotal.
No doubt part of the reason I feel this way is due to the fact I'm significantly older and more cynical than I was when the first three were released, but there's more to it than that. The new movies are too polished. They're nothing but high-action SFX showcases. Part of the beauty of the original trilogy was how real everything felt. The Stormtroopers were a bit clunky, the ships and scenery were real, physical entities, and it showed. You can't mimic that kind of realism with CGI.
All the newer movies just feel very low effort. There's no passion there.
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Indeed.
It's been called dirty sci-fi for decades.
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Happosai _,,,,_(O ; o)_,,,, Fri 12 Apr 2019, 22:20,
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