Why homosexuality is wrong
A comprehensive, precise, god-fearing explanation.
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maninahat Too many cocks spoil the brothel., Thu 24 Jun 2010, 11:30,
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Have a click for
"A penis wont fall apart quite as much as a banana."
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Funkenschlag still likes dogs more than cats, Thu 24 Jun 2010, 11:43,
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What a ridiculous man,
I posted this reply for him:
'Just FYI, a penis fits better into an anus than a vagina and birth is incredibly painful and regularly causes ripping and stretchmarks, heterosexual people regularly have sex where conception isn't intentional, just like gays pleasure and love is the intent, anal sex doesn't hurt if you do it right, nor is it 'dirty' if you know how, homo-sex is not a race or movement so will never 'take over' or contest hetero-sex anymore than oral or het-anal sex will, if you don't like it, don't do it.'
God made me say it.
Love the bit with the banana and the can BTW, yes, that's JUST how it works...
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..wil, Thu 24 Jun 2010, 11:46,
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Far too much punctuation in that reply for a youtube comment
I demand that you remove it all immediately!11!!!
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Hellzapoppin, Thu 24 Jun 2010, 11:54,
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haha that kinda reminds me of this classic
"The Most Logical Argument Against Same-Sex Marriage"
www.youtube.com/watch?v=rdH1ZEbnIms
EDIT: Also, anyone else noticed the vuvuzela button on youtube videos?
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mr.dogshit The world's premier anthropomorphic canine faeces, Thu 24 Jun 2010, 11:46,
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^this
wtf, talk about 0 effort!
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Firkinfedup last shat on your wife's tits at, Thu 24 Jun 2010, 13:11,
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Yea, know what you mean
that's what happens when you try and loop an mp3 in flash, as opposed to a wav/aif (the silent bit is the metadata).
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mr.dogshit The world's premier anthropomorphic canine faeces, Thu 24 Jun 2010, 13:27,
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haha
that doesn't surprise me that it's a flash issue, it's got more bugs than people realise. Silverlight is going to overtake it eventually impo.
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Firkinfedup last shat on your wife's tits at, Thu 24 Jun 2010, 15:17,
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ha ha brilliant!
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Bootsthealchemist is barred from the Masterchef Facebook page, Thu 24 Jun 2010, 12:36,
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it is
but he's just very very good at it.
check this out www.youtube.com/watch?v=iaZBSZ0xbfk
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I dont understand the hate
A banana fits into a toilet roll like a penis into a vagina.
It all makes sense to me now. To think I've been doing it wrong all this time >.<
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Just watched
some of his other vids. His gay brother apparently killed himself and wrote 'fuck you *jesusophile' in his own blood on the wall.
Quite a disturbing chap.
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Herb Alpert's Taxi Driver I have very beautiful lips, Thu 24 Jun 2010, 12:00,
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SHIT!
:o
Maybe this is why he feels the need to justify his stance online
'Hey, I killed my brother, but God told me to in some obscure one liner added centuries later to the Bible so I'm OK right!? RIGHT!?"
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..wil, Thu 24 Jun 2010, 12:06,
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There is no way he is for real.
Thank god and baby Jebus.
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Herb Alpert's Taxi Driver I have very beautiful lips, Thu 24 Jun 2010, 12:14,
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You think this might be some clever plot by the homosexual activists to make us all think gay is OK and god-botherers are loony!?
Or could it be even clevererer than that and be the reverse as he 'comes out' as the above and thereby justifies the christian extremists' view that there is a homo-underground plotting to pervert and overthrow right thinking heterosexual god fearing society while actually secretly being christian-fundamentalist himself!?
OR... (head explodes)
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..wil, Thu 24 Jun 2010, 12:21,
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'homo-underground'!
Do you think there is a homo-overground too! Like in the Wombles.
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Herb Alpert's Taxi Driver I have very beautiful lips, Thu 24 Jun 2010, 12:30,
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Gay wombles needs to be a /board compo.
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FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Thu 24 Jun 2010, 13:04,
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The guy is a colossal tool
He made a reply vid to this one, to "explain" why it's ok for sex to hurt women. What a prince.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=J-2dtAun06c
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If he hates the gays so much
why has he got a glory hole behind him?
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Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Thu 24 Jun 2010, 12:03,
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Genuinely read that as 'holy hole' for a sec.
I think that's the term for receiving a hand job from Jesus.
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Oysdgp there's nothing to smile ABOUT, Thu 24 Jun 2010, 12:47,
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Is he saying...
...that if I bum someone, the skin is going to come off my cock and the inside will collapse into banana-ey mush?
Hmmmm. I must say I'm sceptical...
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The only compelling argument against gay marriage
is this one. The amount you would have to change all those databases is mind boggling. Then again, what do we pay database engineers for if not that?
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I can't speak for other database engineers
but I like to think that I get paid for doing as little as possible.
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I'm pretty sure its satire after watching this one
www.youtube.com/user/Jesusophile#p/a/u/0/h_7gnwqQvXM
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Peej, Thu 24 Jun 2010, 12:19,
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Jebus I hope so!
*sigh* you just can't trust what you see in the internets anymore!
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..wil, Thu 24 Jun 2010, 12:30,
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This guy was on Something Awful's 'Awfulvision' a few months ago.
He has a video where he uses gone-off cream to represent AIDS and a tea strainer to represent a condom in order to prove that condoms don't stop AIDS. It ends with the iconic phrase "there is AIDS in the vagina."
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He's been on here before, last year, too
www.b3ta.com/links/The_vagina_is_full_of_AIDS
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Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Thu 24 Jun 2010, 12:55,
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wow, this guy
is just... it boggles the mind how any one can be so ill-informed yet feel they know all the answers. Case in point:
www.youtube.com/watch?v=xi8q9jeyfeo
His lovely video about why atheist arguments are wrong. CAUTION: do not watch that video if you don't want you brain to meltdown and leak out of your ears. I also suggest turning off before the last 20 seconds, or you may just punch the screen.
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Damocles wants no part of your debauchery, Thu 24 Jun 2010, 12:25,
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My favourite clip of his is this
www.youtube.com/watch?v=iaZBSZ0xbfk
For 2 reasons.
1. "Science"
2. "The vagina is full of aids"
Still undecided on if he's for real or just another troll. I messaged him once to ask him & he never replied.
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Sheesh... what a er... dick.
The issue is not whether homexuality is 'unnatural'.
As human beings we spend every waking moment doing 'unnatural' things. Living in houses, driving cars, wearing clothes, eating processed foods, flying in planes, USING THE FUCKING INTERNET and a bajillion other things.
Being unnatural doesn't make something wrong. Otherwise, practice what you preach - go live in a cave, cut yourself off from the outside world and see how far that gets you!
Hrmph...
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