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David Hasselhoff is doing some UK gigs (an audience with kind of thing, anecdotes and even singing) and we figured it would be fun to get B3tans to ask him some questions. The plan is we'll go and meet him on Monday armed with your questions, video it, and stick it all online. So what do you fancy asking him? C'mon - you must have a question for Hoff? BTW: Remember to for vote questions you like too. Helps us find the best ones.

(I helped save b3ta! rob, Fri 9 Dec 2011, 13:17)
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Dave old buddy old pal!
Would you keep shagging a bird if she fell asleep?
(yourmumonastickwithmintsauce, Sat 10 Dec 2011, 22:18, 3 replies)
David, Hello. My question to you is..
Did you ever get cramp in your forearms masturbating furiously whilst sniffing Pamela Andersons knickers? Only I do and was looking for any pointers technique-wise you may care to offer.
(FartThroughAWalkieTalkie wished you were dead in ditch on, Sat 10 Dec 2011, 22:08, Reply)
David, does everyone tell you to shut up when
you take the piss out of the the x factor, fucking shit!!
(miserable_north just eat it, Sat 10 Dec 2011, 21:58, Reply)
Ask him what his biggest sexual regret is.

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Sat 10 Dec 2011, 20:49, 1 reply)
David, how would you tackle the UK's fiscal deficit?
Are further public sector cuts the answer?
(Nitrous Nitrous, Sat 10 Dec 2011, 20:49, Reply)
I'd be interested to know...
...What he thinks is the reason why his music is so popular in Germany. Was it an intentional marketing exercise to target the largely untapped German audience, or just a twist of fate?
(I helped save b3ta! TheAlmightyBeev, Sat 10 Dec 2011, 20:31, Reply)
How proud are you of being solely responsibile for bringing down the Berlin Wall
via the medium of song?
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Sat 10 Dec 2011, 20:24, Reply)
Dave, what are your favourite memories from appearing on the A-Team?
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(Nitrous Nitrous, Sat 10 Dec 2011, 19:55, Reply)
Dear Daid Hasslehoff
was teh car on knightrider real? and if so have you still got it and can i have a lend of it
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You know what, fuck it. I want Rob to spend the whole time chatting him up and flirting.
Wow David, have you been working out? You look great!
I can't believe baywatch was 20 years ago, you look better than ever!
Would you be able to put those tight trunks on now? In fact, could that perhaps be a private thing? Just you and me?

Feel free to add some chat-up lines for Rob to use here.
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If I was to hassle you, what sort of vengence would you exact?

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How much of you could we hire for 11p?

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David
When I was a kid I loved watching you drive about in your funny black talking car with built in ATM, but why did you hate Bikers? Also, have you ever had a rubber clad Nun piss on your face? If not, why?
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Jayneflakes Buy my book, I need the cash for drugs and hookers, Sat 10 Dec 2011, 16:35, Reply)
Have you ever
put all your underpants on at once and then strutted around the room as if you had a really fat ass?
(I helped save b3ta! sandettie light vessel automatic New Twitter - @bollocksreally, Sat 10 Dec 2011, 15:35, Reply)
Are you aware that the man asking you this question is also secretly filming it for a comedy website?
[Note to Rob: Ask this last, then make a swift exit.]
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Sat 10 Dec 2011, 14:56, Reply)
Are there any more episodes of Baywatch Nights in the pipeline?

(benito vaselini no not that one, Sat 10 Dec 2011, 14:30, Reply)
Could you say your catchprase 'Gordon's Alive'?

(benito vaselini no not that one, Sat 10 Dec 2011, 14:21, 1 reply)
Other than writhing about on the floor pissed,
what is your favourite writhing about on the floor memory?
(I helped save b3ta! Bingowings 2011 Businessman of the Year (Watford Branch), Sat 10 Dec 2011, 13:40, Reply)
Of all the many leading ladies that you've kissed on screen
who was the best?
(I helped save b3ta! evil_chutney, Sat 10 Dec 2011, 13:15, Reply)
David,
Do you love horses?
(dchurch bah, Sat 10 Dec 2011, 13:11, Reply)
Davey,
You remind me of Bruce Forsythe. He's a prick too.
(The Personality Horse www.tinyurl.com/perhor, Sat 10 Dec 2011, 12:11, Reply)
Dear David
Anal with baboon, or oral with badger?
(all my scars face forward possesses 2.5% of a hyperalloy combat chassis, Sat 10 Dec 2011, 11:07, 1 reply)
Do you still keep in contact with your old cast members?
Who was the better shag, Pamela Anderson or Kitt?
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How do you get an egg in a pork pie?

(hobnails on yer nuts, Sat 10 Dec 2011, 11:01, Reply)
have you ever used bleach to get the smell of stale urine out of your jeans

(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Sat 10 Dec 2011, 10:35, Reply)
If hot air rises
why is it cold at the top of mountains?
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Sat 10 Dec 2011, 9:48, Reply)
David, have you seen my keys anywhere? I can't find them.

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Sat 10 Dec 2011, 8:53, 1 reply)
David, will you do anything to stay on television?
I already know the answer to that, and it's yes.
(wehttamman via B3ta for microwave, Sat 10 Dec 2011, 8:45, Reply)
My friend Kieron
claims that he was in an alcohol rehab facility in London, and you were there too. Could that be true?
(apeloverage committed the vile act of onanism on, Sat 10 Dec 2011, 8:05, Reply)
Are you still on the sauce?

(I helped save b3ta! Zuowan, Sat 10 Dec 2011, 6:04, Reply)

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