
Our old pal Freddie Woo says: An ancient aunt once tried to kidnap me and leave me on an island after lying about the last ferry. Ever been forced to do something good or bad?
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Next week is a two day week. And so is the week after. Then I might take a holiday.
Nowt to do with the question.
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visiting friends in The North
and a bit of getting pissed in the sunshine by the river
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North Yorkshire is the best of the Ridings.
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I live in the disputed bandit territory of the West Riding but the good Lancashire part.
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How does one find these rich old men?
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m.cravenherald.co.uk/news/11339004.Police_investigate__serious_sexual_assault__on_man_in_nightclub_toilets/?ref=mr
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you can't rape somebody with a decent English banger any more
got to be keilbasa or fucking bratwurst innit
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but i want to be absolutely clear that it is you who has it.
not me.
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That doesn't involve breasts, anyway.
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don't be fucking daft. he's a fucking salad dodging cunt with a life spent in his mums bedroom playing with her hairbrush up his arse when she is at work supporting him! how could he get a job in sports direct? come on! be real!
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are you all just fury wanking at pictures of me because I'm exactly who I say I am?
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If the reply count passes 100, I might actually bother to read it.
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I thought your schtick was that everyone else here is a worthless pile of piles, and you were aloof? But you've responded to everyone commenting on your own post, like a thirteen-year-old girl on Facebook (calm down, Albert) who's been huffing a bag of Skittles.
*LOLsobusted*
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#pleaseputitoutofitsmisery
Gives me a warm fuzzy feeling.
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I think if we want to save b3ta, we'll have to club together to buy a keyboard with fucking enormous keys so the mods and Rob can type while still having a dog on each finger.
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I've decided to work Wednesday morning so it's actually a two and a half day week.
Don't tell the weepies or they'll never come to Dudley to taste my pizza.
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I've never stepped foot in either. I'm sure they're both lovely though.
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not much else there to report.
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