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Our old pal Freddie Woo says: An ancient aunt once tried to kidnap me and leave me on an island after lying about the last ferry. Ever been forced to do something good or bad?

(I helped save b3ta! Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 31 Jul 2014, 11:35)
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I've done a three day week.
Next week is a two day week. And so is the week after. Then I might take a holiday.

Nowt to do with the question.
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Fri 1 Aug 2014, 15:33, 103 replies)
Are you a binman?

(I helped save b3ta! CaptainCrackerjack live trout, slow motion, Fri 1 Aug 2014, 15:39, closed)
stay about from my picket line!

(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Fri 1 Aug 2014, 15:52, closed)
^ povvo

(I helped save b3ta! d.r._and_quinch when will you be famous?, Fri 1 Aug 2014, 15:41, closed)
yerr ... only povvos get time off

(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Fri 1 Aug 2014, 15:52, closed)
More the having to work so hard.

(I helped save b3ta! d.r._and_quinch when will you be famous?, Fri 1 Aug 2014, 16:18, closed)
Terrible slurs. I've never worked hard in my life.

(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Fri 1 Aug 2014, 16:28, closed)
^^French air traffic controller

(Reverend Fister "a disciplined fuckwit", Fri 1 Aug 2014, 16:01, closed)
is this a euphemism for something unspeakable?

(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Fri 1 Aug 2014, 16:01, closed)
Does he fart
in your general direction?
(Bosch balls, Sun 3 Aug 2014, 22:29, closed)
You awful bastard. That's why this forum's in the state it is.

(I helped save b3ta! Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Fri 1 Aug 2014, 16:04, closed)
JMG's fault
/ac
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Fri 1 Aug 2014, 16:29, closed)
What are you doing with all this free time?
PornMD.com?
(eViLegion Chief Commissioner of the Scottish Lunacy Board, Fri 1 Aug 2014, 16:24, closed)
festival next weekend
visiting friends in The North

and a bit of getting pissed in the sunshine by the river
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Fri 1 Aug 2014, 16:28, closed)
I'd have just spent it wanking.

(eViLegion Chief Commissioner of the Scottish Lunacy Board, Fri 1 Aug 2014, 16:33, closed)
it's a valid lifestyle choice

(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Fri 1 Aug 2014, 16:50, closed)
The North doesn't have any sunshine.

(I helped save b3ta! monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Fri 1 Aug 2014, 17:25, closed)
The Cam isn't in The North.

(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Fri 1 Aug 2014, 17:34, closed)
Bit ostentatious of you to get an entire river and climate moved there for your own convenience.

(I helped save b3ta! monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Fri 1 Aug 2014, 21:14, closed)
is the word 'and' troubling you?

(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Fri 1 Aug 2014, 22:30, closed)
MAKE IT STOP!

(I helped save b3ta! monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Sat 2 Aug 2014, 13:23, closed)
which festival is it?

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Fri 1 Aug 2014, 20:49, closed)
Joey Beacons

(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Fri 1 Aug 2014, 20:52, closed)
it has a really good lineup

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Fri 1 Aug 2014, 20:53, closed)
Yeah. Shame it's in filthy Yorkshire.

(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Fri 1 Aug 2014, 20:55, closed)
I dunno, Skipton's alright
North Yorkshire is the best of the Ridings.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Fri 1 Aug 2014, 20:56, closed)
don't tell anybody but I actually really like norf yorkshire

(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Fri 1 Aug 2014, 21:03, closed)
it's a lovely part of the world.
Knaresborough is gorgeous.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Fri 1 Aug 2014, 21:06, closed)
The North Ridings are much nicer than the West Ridings.

(I helped save b3ta! d.r._and_quinch when will you be famous?, Sat 2 Aug 2014, 7:27, closed)
Such treacherous talk on what was Yorkshire Day, where they get to moan about the Boundary changes.

(I helped save b3ta! d.r._and_quinch when will you be famous?, Sat 2 Aug 2014, 7:23, closed)
they get to moan about everything every day because Yorkshire

(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Sat 2 Aug 2014, 8:11, closed)
Yeah, i was not specific enough. Yorkshire fok moan everyday but on Yorkshire Day is the day they specialise in moaning about the boundary changes.
I live in the disputed bandit territory of the West Riding but the good Lancashire part.
(I helped save b3ta! d.r._and_quinch when will you be famous?, Sat 2 Aug 2014, 9:47, closed)
arse bandit territory more like!

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Sat 2 Aug 2014, 10:00, closed)
I had that, Arse bandit, written down as the most obvious thing a B3tard would say in response. Check it out on my facebook page, time stamped and everything.

(I helped save b3ta! d.r._and_quinch when will you be famous?, Sat 2 Aug 2014, 10:03, closed)
^ grooming ^

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Sat 2 Aug 2014, 10:06, closed)
Nonsense, any foo' know you use utoob, emo looks and hair dye for grooming.

(I helped save b3ta! d.r._and_quinch when will you be famous?, Sat 2 Aug 2014, 10:17, closed)
^ has been grooming ^

(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Sat 2 Aug 2014, 10:25, closed)
Yeah but rich old men like sexy stud muffin Colonels.

(I helped save b3ta! d.r._and_quinch when will you be famous?, Sat 2 Aug 2014, 10:31, closed)
I am now considering new career paths.
How does one find these rich old men?
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Sat 2 Aug 2014, 11:00, closed)
BBC canteen

(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Sat 2 Aug 2014, 11:26, closed)
No, wandering around Skipton next weekend.
As am I. mwhahahahah
(I helped save b3ta! d.r._and_quinch when will you be famous?, Sat 2 Aug 2014, 11:42, closed)
you best not gay it all up

(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Sat 2 Aug 2014, 12:01, closed)
Stag do!
m.cravenherald.co.uk/news/11339004.Police_investigate__serious_sexual_assault__on_man_in_nightclub_toilets/?ref=mr
(I helped save b3ta! d.r._and_quinch when will you be famous?, Sun 3 Aug 2014, 9:52, closed)
I can't believe that sausaging is a crime
It's PC gone mad.
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Sun 3 Aug 2014, 10:18, closed)
That and those Health and safety nutters.

(I helped save b3ta! d.r._and_quinch when will you be famous?, Sun 3 Aug 2014, 10:52, closed)
it's the eurocrats innit
you can't rape somebody with a decent English banger any more

got to be keilbasa or fucking bratwurst innit
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Mon 4 Aug 2014, 8:25, closed)
And it has to be the right shape, thickness and without too much of a bend. Bendy ones are the best and they are STOPPING THAT!

(I helped save b3ta! d.r._and_quinch when will you be famous?, Mon 4 Aug 2014, 9:22, closed)
hate scrolling to the right unless there's some decent upset there rather than just foood chat

(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Mon 4 Aug 2014, 9:29, closed)
typical sausage-phobia

(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Mon 4 Aug 2014, 9:44, closed)
^sausagist!

(I helped save b3ta! d.r._and_quinch when will you be famous?, Mon 4 Aug 2014, 10:00, closed)
you're the wurst one on here

(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Mon 4 Aug 2014, 10:05, closed)
Well, I don't even have a job you fucking loser.

(I helped save b3ta! The Awful Puppy Bakery is still bored, Fri 1 Aug 2014, 17:00, closed)
show off

(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Fri 1 Aug 2014, 17:34, closed)
^ doley ^

(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 1 Aug 2014, 17:00, closed)
herp derp

(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Fri 1 Aug 2014, 17:35, closed)
i want to make this say herpes, you know, for the hilarity
but i want to be absolutely clear that it is you who has it.

not me.
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 1 Aug 2014, 17:46, closed)
mnnnnnnng

(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Fri 1 Aug 2014, 17:48, closed)
I'm already in this thread, but I just wanted to draw attention to the fact that this is the most successful bit of beakering that I've ever witnessed.
That doesn't involve breasts, anyway.
(I helped save b3ta! monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Fri 1 Aug 2014, 21:16, closed)
Needy^

(I helped save b3ta! edjogs Collared doves are shit., Fri 1 Aug 2014, 21:46, closed)
dunno ... seems a little cruel that this has so much more attention than one of the weepy stalker threads after they put so much effort in

(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Fri 1 Aug 2014, 23:10, closed)
Is there nothing you can't ruin?

(I helped save b3ta! monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Sat 2 Aug 2014, 13:26, closed)
I'd like to have ruined your mum but your grandad got there first

(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Sat 2 Aug 2014, 13:39, closed)
^ upset

(I helped save b3ta! monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Sun 3 Aug 2014, 17:26, closed)
it's the one regret I'll carry into my grave
:(
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Sun 3 Aug 2014, 19:09, closed)
Zero-hours contract?
Lemme guess, Sports Direct?
(I helped save b3ta! Albert Marshmallow is a completely irredeemable cunt, Fri 1 Aug 2014, 22:44, closed)

don't be fucking daft. he's a fucking salad dodging cunt with a life spent in his mums bedroom playing with her hairbrush up his arse when she is at work supporting him! how could he get a job in sports direct? come on! be real!
(I helped save b3ta! Tesco Quality 60.825659, -0.788337, Sat 2 Aug 2014, 2:19, closed)
my favourite thing about these upset threads is that they're inevitably followed by a surge of views on my flickr account
are you all just fury wanking at pictures of me because I'm exactly who I say I am?
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Sat 2 Aug 2014, 8:23, closed)
flickr account - alright grand dad

(I helped save b3ta! d.r._and_quinch when will you be famous?, Sat 2 Aug 2014, 14:40, closed)
I prefer GeoCities

(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Mon 4 Aug 2014, 8:28, closed)
I'm replying to this thread purely because it has so many replies already.
If the reply count passes 100, I might actually bother to read it.
(Plague Hedgehog 'posting crap', Fri 1 Aug 2014, 23:15, closed)
I wouldn't bother.

(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Sat 2 Aug 2014, 8:19, closed)
Needy.
I thought your schtick was that everyone else here is a worthless pile of piles, and you were aloof? But you've responded to everyone commenting on your own post, like a thirteen-year-old girl on Facebook (calm down, Albert) who's been huffing a bag of Skittles.

*LOLsobusted*
(SlantedScience, Sat 2 Aug 2014, 4:49, closed)
i know right? fancy people having a conversation on a messageboard

(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Sat 2 Aug 2014, 8:13, closed)
It's nice to see qotw dying slowly and painfully on its rear.
#pleaseputitoutofitsmisery
Gives me a warm fuzzy feeling.
(DBT became a fruitarian on, Sat 2 Aug 2014, 8:33, closed)

qotw b3ta
I think if we want to save b3ta, we'll have to club together to buy a keyboard with fucking enormous keys so the mods and Rob can type while still having a dog on each finger.
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Sat 2 Aug 2014, 9:26, closed)
Now that id love to see
Someone make this happen
(I helped save b3ta! jakedamusss I understand, and dont care., Sat 2 Aug 2014, 10:55, closed)
I like the way he asked for new icons to be designed but then didn't use them for anything

(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Sun 3 Aug 2014, 17:00, closed)
i don't even have a job
you pathetic wageslave.
(I helped save b3ta! janet aylia y'all motherfuckers need jesus, Sat 2 Aug 2014, 22:38, closed)
just hoping to push this up to 100 replies here

(I helped save b3ta! The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Mon 4 Aug 2014, 16:27, closed)
just a few more

(I helped save b3ta! The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Mon 4 Aug 2014, 16:27, closed)
you can all go fuck yourselves

(I helped save b3ta! The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Mon 4 Aug 2014, 16:27, closed)
xxx

(I helped save b3ta! The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Mon 4 Aug 2014, 16:27, closed)
the whole thing is an awful lie
I've decided to work Wednesday morning so it's actually a two and a half day week.

Don't tell the weepies or they'll never come to Dudley to taste my pizza.
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Mon 4 Aug 2014, 16:33, closed)
I thought it was Stoke. Have you moved?

(I helped save b3ta! d.r._and_quinch when will you be famous?, Mon 4 Aug 2014, 18:05, closed)
ah yeah soz
I've never stepped foot in either. I'm sure they're both lovely though.
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Mon 4 Aug 2014, 18:08, closed)
I've been to Dudley, it's got a good museum and a crap zoo,
not much else there to report.
(I helped save b3ta! Zuowan, Tue 5 Aug 2014, 5:46, closed)
jasper carrot or lenny henry come from there ... probably

(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Tue 5 Aug 2014, 8:42, closed)
96

(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Mon 4 Aug 2014, 19:54, closed)
I'll have none of that sort of cheap post count incrementing 97

(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Mon 4 Aug 2014, 23:11, closed)


(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Tue 5 Aug 2014, 8:53, closed)
this calls for a noelspin
except I think it's on b3tards
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Tue 5 Aug 2014, 9:15, closed)
you should post naked cheggers instead ... the Mods love that

(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Tue 5 Aug 2014, 11:05, closed)
bye bye! see you soon! love you! miss you! bye!

(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Wed 6 Aug 2014, 11:52, closed)

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