Eggsperiment. LOL


An experiment was conducted to see which potato based oven product would go best with eggs (and which I had in the freezer). Waffles, roasties, chips or croquetts.

Contrary to feedback, the chips were not fucked and the eggs were lovely and runny. The fault lays with the camera, not the food.

The results are as follows:

Chips: A traditional option and easy to see why. They are full of awesome and taste magical with yolk. Less impressive with just egg.
Roasties: Pretty damn impressive and tasty but much less so once the yolk had been consumed.
Croquettes: Utterly loathesome with yolk. A complete disaster as they tasted all weird, like a tramp's sock.
Waffles: Much like chips but with the added, frankly genius, feature that you can put the egg on top of it.

So, clearly the winner is the humble potato waffle, showing it's versatility in this test.

This study also contributes to the ongoing study of just how fucking bored someone can get while being signed off on the pat.

Cheers,
love and light,
( mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Sun 20 Nov 2011, 14:54, 38 replies)

waffles FTW

( Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 20 Nov 2011, 15:19, closed)

I'm guite fond of putting a veggie (yes I'm a dirty veggie folks) burger between two crispy waffles, the skill there is not letting the sauce get over your fingers which is the real reason we seem to go through so much kitchen roll in this house, honest.
(Official Sarc, Sun 20 Nov 2011, 15:54, closed)

This also works with fish fingers.
Ketchup, needs tons of ketchup.
( mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Sun 20 Nov 2011, 16:19, closed)

and very fresh soft white bread

( Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 20 Nov 2011, 22:37, closed)

You waffled on a bit there...
Dont mean to chip at you or anything, just a bit of a yolk im sure you understand
(Frample Tromwibbler climbs an obstacle like old people fuck, Sun 20 Nov 2011, 15:54, closed)

You waffled on a bit there...
Dont mean to chip at you or anything, just a bit of a yolk im sure you understand

THIS MAKES ME VERY EGGCITED!!!111!!11!!
LOLOLOLOLOL ROFL
( mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Sun 20 Nov 2011, 16:18, closed)

Croquettes are awful.
Waffles, on the other hand, are divine.
( monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Sun 20 Nov 2011, 15:59, closed)

potato croquettes
around here the semi-edible ones are called tater tots, the lousy ones are called tater turds
(the other guy not the one that gave you coochie warts, Sun 20 Nov 2011, 16:25, closed)

the minute i saw the first half-inch of pic i KNEW IT WAS YOU.
you lard-living weegie.
( janet aylia y'all motherfuckers need jesus, Sun 20 Nov 2011, 17:18, closed)

It was the large amounts of salt that gave it away.
Live salt, die young. It's the Glasgow way.
( mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Sun 20 Nov 2011, 17:25, closed)

Imma be in Glasgow Fri night/Sat morning for a concert.
Recommend any takeaways at night or places for breakfast near Sauchiehall St?
( Maffers I flow kinda strange like Spina Bifida footprints, Sun 20 Nov 2011, 17:43, closed)

www.b3ta.com/talk/7385400#post7385442
( mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Sun 20 Nov 2011, 17:50, closed)

Just get a Munchie Box and feed yourself and a family of 4 for a week

( Ring Of Fire A petty, drooling belming butthurt retard., Sun 20 Nov 2011, 21:37, closed)

Waffly versatile.
Next time, try some decent crispy hash browns. I always go for the hash brown option (as an extra, obviously, not instead of the toast/chips/fried bread) when available and it works a treat.

FWIW my abiding memory of croquettes is of them being utterly vile with or without egg. Like eating hot, crunchy cotton wool.
( .Yeti., Sun 20 Nov 2011, 18:16, closed)

simplest way to make an awesome meal into super awesome is to use eggs that are fresh
find some one who keeps chickens in there garden and get some i pay £1 round here for 6 and for all you foreners thats real money not some pissy euro that cant even show its elf in public with out extra support and as for the dollar? any way back to super awesome meal fresh eggs is the way of enlightenment and the delicious golden runny yolk tastes like it wants to come in your mouth and make your taste buds orgasm in delight ......
i have to good and squeeze and egg from a chicken now that i have talked my self in to one
( fluffybunnykiller Is feasting on the clitoris of life, Sun 20 Nov 2011, 18:52, closed)

Popping out to the chickens first thing and collecting breakfast makes any morning better.

( Ring Of Fire A petty, drooling belming butthurt retard., Sun 20 Nov 2011, 21:35, closed)

Well, next time I'll put the chicken in the fucking freezer. Okay?

( mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Mon 21 Nov 2011, 18:29, closed)

I am Irish
and I find your picture of potatos offensive.
( The Mock Turtle ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Sun 20 Nov 2011, 21:22, closed)

I thought it was no potatos that upset you lot?

( Ring Of Fire A petty, drooling belming butthurt retard., Sun 20 Nov 2011, 21:39, closed)

Hahahahahaha

( Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 22 Nov 2011, 9:04, closed)

*oppresses*

( mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Sun 20 Nov 2011, 21:49, closed)

Hash browns trump all

(TheManWithThePlan cussed your mum on, Sun 20 Nov 2011, 21:41, closed)

Do you have an experiment to back this claim up?

( mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Sun 20 Nov 2011, 21:46, closed)

It's already been proven many times before
By science
(TheManWithThePlan cussed your mum on, Sun 20 Nov 2011, 21:54, closed)

INTERNET LIES!

( mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Sun 20 Nov 2011, 22:21, closed)

do they shite

( Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 20 Nov 2011, 23:07, closed)

no they do not defecate

(TheManWithThePlan cussed your mum on, Mon 21 Nov 2011, 8:37, closed)

Hash browns!

(yourmumonastickwithmintsauce, Sun 20 Nov 2011, 22:26, closed)

If I'd had any in the freezer I would have used them.
And they would have been rank.
( mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Sun 20 Nov 2011, 22:35, closed)

Home made hash browns are tremendous with a runny egg. Grate a potato or two with the cheese grater onto kitchen paper. Ring the starch out over the sink and make sure you don't leave any paper bits with the dried out potatoes. Season with salt and pepper, then fry with butter until crispy and golden brown. Lob an egg on top and you will soon be in flavour country
(El_diablo_blanco, Mon 21 Nov 2011, 14:41, closed)

and now I see that this was an oven and freezer based experiment...shitballs
(El_diablo_blanco, Mon 21 Nov 2011, 14:50, closed)

Take some left over boiled potatoes
cut them up, sprinkle with salt and pepper, and fry them in left over bacon grease. Cue to last week's QTW, they cost 1/4 of the things you illustrated.
(the other guy not the one that gave you coochie warts, Mon 21 Nov 2011, 1:00, closed)

And these would be in my freezer?

( mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Mon 21 Nov 2011, 8:19, closed)

What are these 'left over' boiled potatoes
of which you speak?
(Juan Quar is clinging to her front teeth on, Mon 21 Nov 2011, 11:37, closed)

Rosti?

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 21 Nov 2011, 16:59, closed)

Monty?

( mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Mon 21 Nov 2011, 18:17, closed)

Hmm, I could have told you
that waffles were the best choice, never mind, best proof is finding out for yourself anyway
(Victor Mildew going apeshit again, (aka, nightprowleroftheweb), Tue 22 Nov 2011, 4:17, closed)

On a slightly different note

A 'KFC' style chicken fillet burger with a fried egg on top is pure fucking class. Try it.
( Turquoise Hexagon Sun has just dropped acid on, Wed 23 Nov 2011, 13:26, closed)