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One of the B3ta team danced on stage at the Brixton Academy dressed as an enormous white rabbit, and lived to tell the tale. Confess the stuff – good or bad - you've done anonymously.

(, Thu 14 Jan 2010, 12:10)
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As an antithesis to Bad Advice's funeral cuntiness below,
When we go to the cemetery where Mrs SLVA's parents are buried, I see several children’s graves (of which there are a surprising amount of), especially of pre-school age kids. I'll pick one at random, clear away any dead flowers, get fresh water and leave a couple of fresh ones, seeing as we always take far too big a bunch of flowers ourselves.

I got caught once, just as I was putting a couple of flowers in the little pot thing, the parents arrived and asked me who I was.

"No one you know" I said
"What are you doing then?" the mother asked. So I told her. She looked at me for a couple of seconds and then threw her arms around me.
"Thank you" she said and I felt a tear against my cheek. She let go and the dad came over and shook my hand just as Mrs SLVA came over.
"He does it every time we come here. He picks a child and leaves a couple of flowers. This time it just happened to be your turn." she explained. Then we said 'bye' and left them to it. Knowing that my actions were being appreciated really made my day.

A couple of days later my missus showed me something in the local rag. There was an entry in the classifieds section. "A heartfelt thank you to the kind stranger at the cemetery". She cut it out and kept it.
(, Tue 19 Jan 2010, 13:57, 27 replies)
That is excellent.
Well done you. Click.
(, Tue 19 Jan 2010, 13:59, closed)
if this is actually true
then you, old chap, are one of those people who make me wonder where my conscience went.
(, Tue 19 Jan 2010, 14:05, closed)
Some people donate to charities
I do this instead.
(, Tue 19 Jan 2010, 14:31, closed)
V nice :)
*buys eleventy flowers*

*hides by gravestones*
(, Tue 19 Jan 2010, 14:28, closed)
That may give the wrong impression
Especially in the middle of the night.
(, Tue 19 Jan 2010, 15:10, closed)
Bless you
Truly heartwarming.

Thank you.
(, Tue 19 Jan 2010, 14:30, closed)
oh for fucks sake
that just made me cry, clicked
(, Tue 19 Jan 2010, 14:48, closed)
clickathon
Like this lots. Click * [each time you've brightened up someones day]
(, Tue 19 Jan 2010, 14:58, closed)
Really rather lovely...
And nearly made me do a cry
(, Tue 19 Jan 2010, 15:16, closed)
Logged in specially...
...just to give you a *click*
(, Tue 19 Jan 2010, 15:34, closed)
You, sir, are marvellous.
So much so you can have my first post, which hopefully won't go as catastrophically wrong as Totach's did.
(, Tue 19 Jan 2010, 17:13, closed)
you have kind of failed with it
that's gotta be a kick in the crotch
(, Tue 19 Jan 2010, 17:36, closed)
Haha

(, Thu 21 Jan 2010, 10:35, closed)
*snivels*
*clicks*
(, Tue 19 Jan 2010, 16:12, closed)
Thanks
It makes me feel better knowing there are people like you out there.
(, Tue 19 Jan 2010, 19:21, closed)
this is lovely
pass the tissues
*sniffs*
*clicks*
(, Tue 19 Jan 2010, 19:54, closed)
Click
Lovely!
(, Tue 19 Jan 2010, 21:06, closed)
you are bloody lovely
i applaude you sir.
(, Tue 19 Jan 2010, 21:40, closed)
Children ought not to die
but at least if they're going to, there are people like you to offset the sense of humanity in the world a little... *click*
(, Tue 19 Jan 2010, 21:47, closed)

Excellent!


Brought a smile to my lips and more than a few tears to my eyes!
(, Tue 19 Jan 2010, 22:54, closed)
*choke*
As a dad myself, I can't imagine how awful it must feel to know there's a grave somewhere with your child in it. Every time I visit my grandad's grave I have to walk past the area with the brightly coloured, closely spaced headstones and the teddy bears, I shall do what you do next time.

Clicky btw.
(, Tue 19 Jan 2010, 23:23, closed)
Grumble, haw, snort
click
(, Wed 20 Jan 2010, 1:16, closed)
Good
good show. clicky
(, Wed 20 Jan 2010, 3:13, closed)
It's just a little thing
But it's the little things that can mean so much. Well done sir, have a click.
(, Wed 20 Jan 2010, 11:51, closed)
brilliant stuff
almost got my eye quivering there for a moment or two.
(, Wed 20 Jan 2010, 12:57, closed)
Well done.
No one makes me a bit teary, ever. I'm a big fat cunt.

You just did though, and I'm surprisingly appreciative. X.
(, Wed 20 Jan 2010, 16:34, closed)
You big gaylord.

(, Thu 21 Jan 2010, 10:35, closed)

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