Breaking Protocol - Not everything I do is a disaster..
Happy Midsummer Everyone :)



EDIT: Lol. 2 deleted relies already... MTFU ;o)
( Humpty Dumpty was Pushed Is unaware of having any limits., Fri 24 Jun 2011, 14:31, 31 replies)

It's got very skinny legs and a huge head.
I hope it takes after you : )


Congratulations!


Edit: I thought it was a computer monitor and was going to make a joke accordingly.
( girlinthehole, Fri 24 Jun 2011, 14:34, closed)

;)
No worries :)
I could forgive you anything.. :D
( Humpty Dumpty was Pushed Is unaware of having any limits., Fri 24 Jun 2011, 14:40, closed)

Ban this sick filth

(leviticus no longer likes the cut of your gib on, Fri 24 Jun 2011, 14:37, closed)

Awesome!
These pics always look similar but so personal when it's your own. Congrats.
( SauronWibble I'll hold it, you lick it..., Fri 24 Jun 2011, 14:38, closed)

So now you're posting photographs of naked children so young they haven't even been born yet.
*golf clap*

You sicken me.
( Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Fri 24 Jun 2011, 14:40, closed)

Aye... and no matter how hard I try to see it's genitals, I can't seem to find any.... :o(
( Humpty Dumpty was Pushed Is unaware of having any limits., Fri 24 Jun 2011, 14:41, closed)

Like father, like son then, eh?
Well done...
( disasterprone "Pyjamas caused the Holocaust", Thu 30 Jun 2011, 13:24, closed)

awww
Congratulations! :) I remember how excited I was when I first saw our little one (now three months old) and how real it made the upcoming upheaval in our lives! I hope all goes well for you and remember to stock up on your sleep....!
(scythesmith is doing something boring on, Fri 24 Jun 2011, 14:54, closed)

That is
a disaster
(TheManWithThePlan cussed your mum on, Fri 24 Jun 2011, 15:01, closed)

I know...
So you noticed the greenfly on the flowers too huh?
( Humpty Dumpty was Pushed Is unaware of having any limits., Fri 24 Jun 2011, 17:37, closed)

loverly
well done
(her, Fri 24 Jun 2011, 15:01, closed)

Nice work Mr Humpty!
Humpty jnr is going to have a more carbon fibre toys to play with than Lewis Hamilton.

Oh and *click*.
(Bicycle Repairman "you're also a bit of a wanker", Fri 24 Jun 2011, 15:19, closed)

Nice one...
...boy or girl or a total surprise?
(emadex thinks the world will end on, Fri 24 Jun 2011, 15:28, closed)

Too early to tell
... and unless we spot a monster-cock or a mini-maw on the next scan, we'll be bathing in ignorance - the only time where self-imposed ignorance is acceptable I reckon.
( Humpty Dumpty was Pushed Is unaware of having any limits., Fri 24 Jun 2011, 17:36, closed)

I didn't want to know. She did - linen & clothes colours and all that shit.
The ultrasound person pointed out somethingy and said "It's a girl".
Afterwards the missus broke out crying. "Whaaa.?" says I.
"She's going to get cancer."
(I should interject here - the missus was 2 years out from a (successful) mastectomy and we both have strong family histories of cancer.)EDIT: for me - it's where the chips may lie - I drink (a lot) & smoke very moderately (a pack a week - only while I'm drinking).
I carefully & politely pointed out that bub had just as much chance getting run over by an on-time bus as she had at getting breast cancer, all we have to do (as good parents) is make her aware of the risks.
Hope it's a girl - have fun teaching her how to change tap washers & car tyres.
(Misery McUglywife an attention seeking sociopathic fuckstain., Sat 25 Jun 2011, 8:17, closed)

awww nice
We'r having one in five weeks time. She was the size of a bean in the first scan so we refer to her as 'heinz'
(shezam slouching towards nirvana., Fri 24 Jun 2011, 15:29, closed)

don't be so sure...

( Happy Phantom has been to Hastings, Brighton, and Eastbourne too, Fri 24 Jun 2011, 15:31, closed)

Giving Birth.....
^^^^ You're doing it wrong.
( Humpty Dumpty was Pushed Is unaware of having any limits., Sat 25 Jun 2011, 12:02, closed)

Congrats
Spawn Of TitanLX is due in 5 weeks. it gets more and more exciting the closer to the due date.
(TitanLX, Fri 24 Jun 2011, 15:32, closed)

what date titanxl if you dont mind me asking ?

(shezam slouching towards nirvana., Fri 24 Jun 2011, 15:37, closed)

ohh oh me me
well done on bringing another consumer in to this vitriolic cess pit of life that is reality
i vote this for youngest B3TA member

congrats though on getting it in the right one

i have two and they dont get any better than blowing all your hopes and dreams away with the first on set of lack of sleep etc


seriously tho well done

can you post the video of the birth so we can see her lady bits ? before the birth
( fluffybunnykiller Is feasting on the clitoris of life, Fri 24 Jun 2011, 15:48, closed)

you'll have to settle....
... for my man-bits. There's a picture on Wikipedia. :o)
( Humpty Dumpty was Pushed Is unaware of having any limits., Fri 24 Jun 2011, 17:34, closed)

Really?
Link us up then!
( Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Fri 24 Jun 2011, 18:55, closed)

Really.
Just search for Pubic Piercing... :D
( Humpty Dumpty was Pushed Is unaware of having any limits., Sat 25 Jun 2011, 9:53, closed)

Nice girth :D

( Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Sun 26 Jun 2011, 11:43, closed)

Happy moon landings!

( Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Fri 24 Jun 2011, 18:56, closed)

Congrats
All the best for the little 'un
(Cosa Nostril, Sat 25 Jun 2011, 3:12, closed)

Grats!!!!
And it's only a disaster when they can answer back :D
( Jeccius Steam Borderlands 2 junkie, Sat 25 Jun 2011, 10:28, closed)

Awesome stuff.
We're happy to babysit anytime, now that we know where you live :)
( crackhouseceilidhband Fuck off back to Mumsnet, Sat 25 Jun 2011, 21:49, closed)

Congrats!
Also, I like the jungle motif of your hospital. Very Lion King.
( the pink chicken sniffer sniffs pink chickens., Wed 29 Jun 2011, 19:35, closed)

Meh...
It's just because it was taken on midsummer in Sweden.. flowers Y'see.. we show how much we appreciate nature by killing the flowers.

Someone thought it was a shrine of some sort... WTF? :D
( Humpty Dumpty was Pushed Is unaware of having any limits., Thu 30 Jun 2011, 13:10, closed)