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Freddie Woo says: I was a bit friendly with this chap was once on Jeremy Kyle for what he called "brother and sister problems". He was such a family outcast they made him sleep in the shed. Tell us about your family black sheep.

(I helped save b3ta! Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 20 Feb 2014, 13:10)
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i smiled at a girl and she smiled back
do you think she likes me?
(I helped save b3ta! The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Fri 21 Feb 2014, 14:39, 20 replies)
nah, it's wind.

(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Fri 21 Feb 2014, 14:46, closed)
I'd be careful - for a long time I thought they were smiling back too.
Then I discovered it's a sneer because of the age difference. I'm destined to be alone forever. Accept your fate.
(I helped save b3ta! Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch, Fri 21 Feb 2014, 14:50, closed)
Father figure.
Some woman, somewhere, wants one. Or perhaps a sugar daddy. Hmm. If you are old, ugly and poor, I guess you are out of luck.
(uncle_bud is not the jelly roll king., Fri 21 Feb 2014, 17:41, closed)
Show her your willy
And you will have your answer.
(eViLegion Chief Commissioner of the Scottish Lunacy Board, Fri 21 Feb 2014, 14:59, closed)
Wimmin always say one thing and mean another.
So the smile means she hates you.
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Fri 21 Feb 2014, 15:06, closed)
Although the fact that she's letting you know that she hates you
means that she wants you.
(I helped save b3ta! Muns, Fri 21 Feb 2014, 15:43, closed)
ok, i'll ask her out now

(I helped save b3ta! The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Fri 21 Feb 2014, 16:16, closed)
see if she hits you with the pepper spray

(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 21 Feb 2014, 16:15, closed)
Idea of the spray is to spray, not use the can to bludgeon.

(I helped save b3ta! d.r._and_quinch when will you be famous?, Fri 21 Feb 2014, 16:19, closed)
She said with the spray,
not with the sprayer.

Fucken pedants!
(I helped save b3ta! edjogs Collared doves are shit., Fri 21 Feb 2014, 17:05, closed)
^upset^
hit with pepper spray - no

sprayed with pepper spray - not my fault people are paranoid about tautology
(I helped save b3ta! d.r._and_quinch when will you be famous?, Fri 21 Feb 2014, 20:11, closed)
"Spray" noun: collection of droplets. What else hit him?
(You're upsetting me now)
(I helped save b3ta! edjogs Collared doves are shit., Fri 21 Feb 2014, 21:18, closed)
You need to look up the tricky English word - verb.

(I helped save b3ta! d.r._and_quinch when will you be famous?, Fri 21 Feb 2014, 23:23, closed)
As for what else hit him, I imagine the can of pepper spray. Pepper spray comes in cans or a means
of dispensing a mist of the pepper spray into an assailants face. You are asking me to understand that I need to change my notion of hit to yours and I refuse. Pool cue.
(I helped save b3ta! d.r._and_quinch when will you be famous?, Fri 21 Feb 2014, 23:33, closed)
Fuck it, back in the corner with your pointed hat on!

(I helped save b3ta! edjogs Collared doves are shit., Mon 24 Feb 2014, 22:48, closed)
of course not, nobody likes you

(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Fri 21 Feb 2014, 17:15, closed)
Was she on the till in Waitrose?
They do it all the time, the slags!
(I helped save b3ta! Piper Alpha is being a grumpy northerm bastard on:, Fri 21 Feb 2014, 17:53, closed)
I think it means wanky wank wank wank

(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Fri 21 Feb 2014, 18:20, closed)
if she's not conscious she can't say no

(Eukanuba, Fri 21 Feb 2014, 21:41, closed)
No.
She just wants to frame you for murder.
(lurkylurklurk swings more, Sun 23 Feb 2014, 18:14, closed)

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