Gaz delete/archive buttons
might be handy at the top of the list as well as/rather than the bottom, so you don't have to scroll all the way through the million gazzes baldmonkey just sent you.
( BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Thu 21 Oct 2010, 12:03, Reply)

How about...
...a system for upvoting and downvoting a la reddit? Also, notification when someone responds to a thread you created/participated in?
(powervator and NONE SHALL PASS, Tue 19 Oct 2010, 19:27, Reply)

It might be more hassle than it's worth, if it's even feasible,
but sticky threads? That way if there are any important news items everyone will be able to see them.
( BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Tue 12 Oct 2010, 14:17, 2 replies, latest was 14 years ago)

I'd like
to have a "(or see the popular posts)" link like there is on the image challenge.

That way I could read the two or three amusing post hidden in amongst the rest of the total shite.

It would also put paid to some extent the tedious cockjockies who post for the sole 'achievement' of being first.
( NobbyNobody 21 years a b3tan, Wed 6 Oct 2010, 15:03, 1 reply, 14 years ago)

The links board says "Please remember that this is not the place to slag off other members' work."
Please add a board for slagging off other members work. Slagging off other members work makes me feel big.
( Jeffrey44 (User was banned for this post), Sun 3 Oct 2010, 19:47, 3 replies, latest was 14 years ago)

Hello the lovely cr3. I have a modest proposal:
When I 'Ignore' someone, for instance baldmonkey, all the replies, which are sometimes amusing, are hidden. Instead I suggest that the ignored posts are replaced by a suitable message, say 'Post by xxxxxxx ', so that the replies are still visible. The 'Post by ' text could be replaceable with user supplied custom text so the entries would read 'Post by beakering retard baldmonkey' for instance.

Thanks for your attention, lots of love, lion-cake.
( lion-cake Bad lion-cake, bad., Sat 2 Oct 2010, 15:09, 5 replies, latest was 14 years ago)

Mobile browsing
Dear B3ta,

For some reason, when I browse QOTW on t'blackberry, the page 'latest', renders too small, requiring zooming and then sideways scrolling. Any of the numbered pages render fine. I thought I was going mad, trying to work out why sometimes it fit and sometimes it didn't!
( multijoy, Sun 19 Sep 2010, 20:12, 2 replies, latest was 14 years ago)

Newsletter Q&A
Go on, you know it'd be good.

'Dear Rob, why are /talk such massive bullies?

Yours,
Liar off QFTW.'
( BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Fri 17 Sep 2010, 14:48, 9 replies, latest was 14 years ago)

Can we please have a "popular search" panel?
Solely because I want to pull a stunt like this:

sniffpetrol.com/2007/12/14/sao-penza-cillit-bang-bum-gravy/
(The Incredible Sulk Finally remembered his password on, Wed 1 Sep 2010, 1:31, 1 reply, 14 years ago)

Hi i'm getting this error message when I try to add anyone as a friend....
You have an error in your SQL syntax; check the manual that corresponds to your MySQL server version for the right syntax to use near ')' at line 1

Warning: mysql_fetch_assoc(): supplied argument is not a valid MySQL result resource in /var/www/b3ta.com/core/db_mysql.php on line 31


I HAVE NO FRIENDS!
( Bobod Perpetually following through, Mon 30 Aug 2010, 21:59, 2 replies, latest was 14 years ago)

Merchandise made by b3tans - some way of finding it all
I'm sure this is mustaphaglasscock but I searched & didn't find.

There are loads of b3tans who sell stuff - from t-shirts and posters to body parts*, it'd be cool if there was some way to see what's being pimped by b3tans in one place, even if it's just a page of links (although a proper B3ta gift shop would rock).

Would make finding cool stuff easier, and put pennies in deserving pockets.

*= Probably
(fridgefreezer inserted a topical reference into his sig on, Tue 17 Aug 2010, 15:32, Reply)

is there a way
To view previous FP's that aren't on the FP anymore? If not, there should be.
For I really like the winnie the pooh shitting himself to death and wish to show my friends(all 2 of them) but I cannot find it.
(CactusZack Shaved his coin purse on, Thu 5 Aug 2010, 15:12, 1 reply, 14 years ago)

A notification thingy,
so you can tell some one has posted a reply when you on another board. It is awful going through the QOTW to find replies when you are not on there much, never mind if you are a regular. If we knew that people had replied, they may use the feature more. Maybe?
( @RBFesquire Good luck b3ta, was nice knowing you. So long., Tue 3 Aug 2010, 17:34, Reply)

I think b3ta is just about perfect
but if i were to make a change, I would say that we should be able to change our profiles, and put in profile pictures of ourselves, and make a function that allows show off how many friends we have, and we can look at each others profiles and there are 'groups' where you can share thoughts with like-minded people, and we should be able to write comments on everyone elses profile.
(augsav forgot about B3ta, Tue 3 Aug 2010, 4:47, 6 replies, latest was 14 years ago)

Search for posts only containing links
Useful only on /links really, but searching for keywords brings up loads of text only posts; would be really useful to just query the title\message for href or similar when searching, to only return posts that contain a link
( LemonEntryMyDearWatson This time, Moriarty, the hand is on the other foot, Wed 28 Jul 2010, 10:43, Reply)

A 'save for later' button for links.
Many a time I have pressed 'I like this' to watch something later when I have more time/stopped masturbating. Only to find said link a bit meh!

A 'save for later' would eliminate this

Whadya think?
( @RBFesquire Good luck b3ta, was nice knowing you. So long., Sun 25 Jul 2010, 17:27, 1 reply, 14 years ago)

PODCASTS

( St. Defenestration The REAL one, Fri 23 Jul 2010, 22:45, 1 reply, 14 years ago)

I've asked this before but pleeeeease can there be an option to not embed YouTube videos.
I know it opens things up to people just spamming their YT accounts ('cos that doesn't happen anyway), but sometimes the embedded frame can really ruin an element of surprise in a clip, as in:

www.b3ta.com/links/This_fairly_reeks_of_GC_but_Ive_not_seen_it_before_preview_said_no_and_it_is_possibly_the_best_thing_Ive_ever_seen

Ta.
( barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Thu 22 Jul 2010, 9:29, 2 replies, latest was 14 years ago)

preview and HTML
If you can scrub all but the allowed HTML from posts, why can't you do it for the previews on the board posts too?

That way I'd know that I was wasting my time adding it.

Also, why not bring the links (and QOTW) preview into line with the main board preview?
 
( finnbar has officially retired, Sat 10 Jul 2010, 6:58, Reply)

Tagging posts
Sometimes one (a.k.a me) wishes to find back some pic posted. The thing is the only thing being searchable is the text, you can't really have a succesful search.
I guess that if the poster could enter a few key words as he's posting (for example : horse, poop, elevator, jeremy) in a specific field (so it is not automically displayed, wich may ruin the joke and the lolz), the search may be more productive.
( Matth knows what yellow snow tastes like, Mon 5 Jul 2010, 16:18, Reply)

Main Board RSS Feed is broken.
Currently this post is borking the feed because it's called "Reality < Badly Drawn Giraffe".
( Kamikaze Stoat £4.09, Thu 1 Jul 2010, 15:43, Reply)

Best of bug still there
www.b3ta.com/search/board/me/best

Doesn't return any results posted in last few months.
( stopmeandslapme Cometh the hour, cometh your mum, Mon 28 Jun 2010, 8:10, Reply)

On QOTW could we have an option to read the popular stories, like on the Image Challenge?

( Dr Preference AjcuiVd289, Thu 17 Jun 2010, 14:32, 6 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

I'd like to delete my account
Why can't I delete it?
( Delete Me, Wed 16 Jun 2010, 14:11, 2 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

Creative Commons Non-Commercial licencing
Dear Rob and assorted b3tans,

It's quite common it seems for various entities (The Sun, Mail etc) to pilfer our hummus for commercial uses and for b3ta and the artist to not get any credit for it. I'd like to see all posts on b3ta covered by a blanket Creative Commons licence (which has a default Attribution clause) and a checkbox ON by default for the "non-commercial" clause.

It would probably also help for a b3ta.com watermark to be added automatically to each picture at display time to help with the attribution. Although we don't have an extensive legal team to pursue breaches of the copyright, I expect that media organisations would not be too keen to be seen in flagrant breach of copyright.

Sincerely.
l'otter.
( Ratsta, Tue 15 Jun 2010, 13:13, 2 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

Uploader is really slow.
Really really slow.
( Barbarossa is not my real name, Tue 8 Jun 2010, 22:28, 3 replies, latest was 14 years ago)

An easy way to de-embed YouTube frames...
As per this thread - www.b3ta.com/links/Is_a_camel_giving_birth_NSFW
( barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Mon 7 Jun 2010, 16:09, Reply)