Search is borked...

( Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Thu 3 Mar 2011, 11:05, 1 reply, 14 years ago)

Alter the way the delete button works,
so that the contents of a deleted post are replaced with something like "This post has been deleted" rather than just having it disappear and take all the replies with it.

Or, for a laugh, make it so that the 'deleted' post is completely unaltered, but locked against any further editing.
( The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Tue 1 Mar 2011, 21:33, 6 replies, latest was 14 years ago)

Reintegrate the boards.
There are too many and it's shit.
( BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Sat 26 Feb 2011, 12:40, 14 replies, latest was 14 years ago)

Search Feature Bjorked
The search feature isn't working anymore, eg:
b3ta.com/search/links

Just goes to a blank page.


Cheers!
(gruntycunt cock off you cocking cockster, Thu 24 Feb 2011, 8:03, Reply)

View older links
The "view older links" links on b3ta.com/links/ takes you back one page further than it should. Currently it takes you to b3ta.com/links/archive/4568/ but there's a number of posts too new to be on that page and too old to be on the main one. Those posts are already on b3ta.com/links/archive/4569/ which would seem to be a better target.
( evil_andy Stick stick stick stick sticky sticky stick stick, Tue 15 Feb 2011, 12:00, 2 replies, latest was 14 years ago)

Can we have 'Hide' on /links please?

( Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Wed 9 Feb 2011, 11:40, Reply)

Mark As Unread for gazzes please.
It'd be nice to have that notification to remind me I need to reply.
( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Fri 4 Feb 2011, 17:07, Reply)

links bug
Hey, just thought id let you know that there seems to be a bug on links bringing up a video for a different post.



(the video for this one was below and this video should have been a few posts down.

Browser: Firefox 3.6.13
( bobzarkoff, Thu 27 Jan 2011, 22:23, 3 replies, latest was 14 years ago)

You can't add any more friends, sorry.
how come? is there a trade off, do i have to unignore someone?
( mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Thu 20 Jan 2011, 22:45, Reply)

Search appears to be a bit fucked generally.
Edit 7/1/11: QOTW search stopped indexing again on 2/1/11.
( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Wed 22 Dec 2010, 10:02, 2 replies, latest was 14 years ago)

Catastrophically slow page load times
It's often taking 30 seconds to load a page. It's like being on dial-up again, but without the comforting boop-boop-weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeskkrrrrrrrrrssssssssssssssssssssssssssh noises.
( evil_andy Stick stick stick stick sticky sticky stick stick, Fri 17 Dec 2010, 15:10, 4 replies, latest was 14 years ago)

I would like....
an email letting me know if someone has commented on my post....

even if it is some sarcastic cnut making a pointless / irelevant / nasty comment...
(Lip Up Fatty Fatty Reggae still loves BBQ food on, Fri 10 Dec 2010, 8:07, 11 replies, latest was 14 years ago)

can we have it
So that all the QOTW posts are sorted by popularity rather than just displaying one page of the best 30?

I'd like to see how naff some of my posts are
( sandettie light vessel automatic New Twitter - @bollocksreally, Thu 9 Dec 2010, 22:00, 1 reply, 14 years ago)

Puppy Love
Small boned, but tasted lovely.

Bit like chicken leg meat. Tuck in or
(Suck it and Sea, Thu 9 Dec 2010, 21:07, Reply)

I want a puppy too.

( Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 8 Dec 2010, 13:23, Reply)

I want a puppy.

(MrOli is ugly, but in the morning you will be sober, Tue 7 Dec 2010, 23:26, Reply)

An 'ignore' feature that ACTUALLY works, please (serious request, jokingly done).
I'm sick of getting messages from arseholes who have nothing better to do.

Fucking Portugese police.
(Dr. G. P. McCann desperately needs a babysitter, Mon 6 Dec 2010, 20:22, 2 replies, latest was 14 years ago)

Any chance of being able to click "like" on QOTW entries for questions that have closed?
Obviously your vote shouldn't count, but sometimes I see something in the post-question top-answer rundown that I'd like to remember, and read again in the future. Clicking, so it shows in my profile, would be the easiest way.
I sometimes click "like" for my benefit, y'know...
(Paolo Nutini's Bikini Better than Frederick Fleet's optometrist, Fri 3 Dec 2010, 0:13, 2 replies, latest was 14 years ago)

A "Help" Section
Somewhere you can put up questions like "Any advice on how to simulate the Plastic Bullet and Hipstamatic iPhone Apps using Photoshop?" just to take a completely random idea as an example.
( Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 2 Dec 2010, 11:10, Reply)

Keyword search through newsletter archive
...a few times in recent days, I've been reminded of things featured in newsletters from ages ago and wanted to access them. google's been rubbish in the main - a lot of them have been blog pages and the like which don't really come up. It would be good to be able to search the narrative of past newsletters for keywords to have a chance of digging this stuff out, without having to open them up individually.

Or am I being thick and this is already a feature you can do?

Ta
( barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Thu 25 Nov 2010, 16:29, 1 reply, 14 years ago)

remove "(try glasscocx)" at the end of searching user posts
we've not had glassco.cx for yonks
( Spunky McPunk not dead yet, Thu 25 Nov 2010, 6:26, Reply)

image uploading is fucking fucked
does anything ever upload? i've quit using b3ta image hosting and am now using b3tards all the time.

if it's never going to work again, you need to:
a) remove the "Do you need image hosting? Switch to image mode." line
b) create links to image hosting services such as b3tards, tinypic, imageshack.

new users will quickly become confused and think that the site is broken and never post any pictures.

also, do any staff even READ this page?
( Spunky McPunk not dead yet, Thu 25 Nov 2010, 6:24, 1 reply, 14 years ago)

Share via Facebook/Twitter button
i know a lot of people will hate the idea of this, but let's be honest - b3ta needs more members and more readers, this would be an easy way to get more traffic to the site. pretty much every site has these now for a good reason.
( Spunky McPunk not dead yet, Fri 19 Nov 2010, 21:51, 4 replies, latest was 14 years ago)

Magenta Cock Button
Essentially I'd like to be able to maximise my browser window and have a massive swaying (giggling) magenta penis appear on the screen for b3t-raping my colleagues
(TwinkleFuckingToes Has a ingrown toe nail, Tue 16 Nov 2010, 16:14, Reply)

An option to view all replies in order of time posted, or maybe just the most recent replies
That way you won't need to scan through board/talk/links every 5 minutes to find and read any new additions to the current threads. This would allow conversations to proceed more easily.

EDIT: Just discovered the option to highlight recent posts on the left. I'm quite new here. Still, a page devoted to the most recent replies might still be nice.
(User #86772, Sun 14 Nov 2010, 19:39, Reply)

an automatically updating /board
kind of like facebook does. i.e. you don't have to keep reloading the page, but it updates with the latest posts periodically and notifies you of replies to your posts.
( Spunky McPunk not dead yet, Sun 14 Nov 2010, 18:32, 2 replies, latest was 14 years ago)