there seems to be some sort of banner ad at the top over there

( The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Wed 2 Jul 2014, 12:39, Reply)

Much as I like coffee
I like b3ta more. So can we get rid of the MASSIVE FUCKING PICTURES that are blocking out the board please?
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 2 Jul 2014, 12:34, 1 reply, 10 years ago)

When a Vimeo video makes it onto the front page
Could you embed it in the right place rather than at the bottom of the page?
( evil_andy Stick stick stick stick sticky sticky stick stick, Tue 1 Jul 2014, 12:35, Reply)

time for new icon
cash sent to b3ta towers
icons still the same
( pemulis, Thu 26 Jun 2014, 9:57, 2 replies, latest was 10 years ago)

Can we have support for the <h1> tag please, there's nowhere near enough shouting on this site

( drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Mon 23 Jun 2014, 1:11, Reply)

Twitter new fp gifs
Looks like the script that is making old posts into gifs for Twitter isn't running for new fps, eg Prodigy69's one is still a jpg:
https://twitter.com/b3ta/status/480008660031373312
( monkeon schmonkeon, Fri 20 Jun 2014, 19:30, 1 reply, 10 years ago)

Can I have a coffee?

( Zuowan, Fri 20 Jun 2014, 11:37, Reply)

Can we have a "flounce" detection system so that when
a flouncy post is deleted it is automatically sent to everyone's in-box?
Most of us miss most of the flounces and they're the best thing on here.
( edjogs Collared doves are shit., Mon 16 Jun 2014, 19:51, 1 reply, 10 years ago)

B3tards is still broken.

( 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Wed 11 Jun 2014, 9:36, Reply)

B3tards is broken
Search is still fixed though, I'll give you that.
( 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Thu 5 Jun 2014, 10:55, 1 reply, 10 years ago)

The front page layout is bollocksed up again, a Vimeo link appearing right at the bottom instead of where it should
Firefox 29.0.1
( drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Sun 18 May 2014, 12:05, 1 reply, 11 years ago)

anybody fancy an ad hoc ddos attack on usvsth3m?

( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Sat 17 May 2014, 0:28, 2 replies, latest was 11 years ago)

Just come clean and admit that b3ta.com is an imminent insurance write-off.
Or, y'know, keep neglecting the place and hindering/removing functionality until the 10 remaining users finally take the hint and fuck off too.
(Plague Hedgehog 'posting crap', Fri 16 May 2014, 21:47, 13 replies, latest was 10 years ago)

Put the poll for QOTW on a page where contributors to that section of the site can see it and you might end up with more than 12 votes in total and a question people actually want.
Instead of 6 votes from people on /board choosing it for us.
( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 15 May 2014, 13:10, 3 replies, latest was 11 years ago)

Make it possible for replies to count on QOTW likes please.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Sun 4 May 2014, 18:47, 3 replies, latest was 11 years ago)

Please rename /talk "Two Hats' Cavalcade of Whimsy"

( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Wed 23 Apr 2014, 16:19, 5 replies, latest was 11 years ago)

Piss in your own mouth
And please let that be the last we have to hear of that joke.
( the_other_jeff_lebowski Croutons on my tits, Wed 2 Apr 2014, 8:29, 3 replies, latest was 11 years ago)

That big white rectangle at the top right of QOTW scares me, please make it stop

( drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Sun 30 Mar 2014, 0:54, 7 replies, latest was 11 years ago)

Can you close the site down and smash the servers to bits please?

( BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Tue 18 Mar 2014, 19:05, 3 replies, latest was 11 years ago)

Amendment to the links board FAQ (and maybe the code but I doubt that's practical)
To the effect that rather than linking to Buzzfeed, Poke, or other notorious content-lifting sites, posters are encouraged to put in a tiny bit of legwork and track back to the original creator of the content, rather than feeding the plagiaristic monsters that are taking over the internet.

It's only polite after all.

And if anyone's still updating the code, maybe there could be something that flashes up a message in the event of posting a link to certain domains in the order of "Link appears to be to XXXXX. We prefer to link to content directly as its creator intended. Have you tried to trace the original work?"

...or something.
( barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Wed 12 Mar 2014, 10:34, 1 reply, 11 years ago)

May I suggest you change the question
on Question of the week.
(username failed moderation, Wed 12 Mar 2014, 9:37, Reply)

Can we do the /talk challenge thing now please?

( 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Tue 11 Mar 2014, 13:51, 2 replies, latest was 11 years ago)

Let's all get naked and play twister!

( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Fri 7 Mar 2014, 9:23, 1 reply, 11 years ago)

Can
all the links be replaced by pictures of different types of cheese?
( social hand grenade I was a lurker before you were a lurker, Thu 6 Mar 2014, 18:57, Reply)

b3ta.com/talk/7719937
( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Thu 6 Mar 2014, 10:06, Reply)

Can QOTW be decided by a vote. Ta.

( social hand grenade I was a lurker before you were a lurker, Wed 5 Mar 2014, 21:32, 2 replies, latest was 11 years ago)

Any plans to make it possible to delete images from b3tards or the built-in host?

( drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Tue 4 Mar 2014, 20:16, 2 replies, latest was 11 years ago)

please rename Talk to 'Inane Chat'

(eViLegion Chief Commissioner of the Scottish Lunacy Board, Tue 4 Mar 2014, 17:00, Reply)

please rename Question of the Week to 'Question of the Whelk'

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 25 Feb 2014, 21:12, Reply)